The Adventures of Spion the Spycrab

Spion the Spycrab used to be a Spy. He insists he still is, although his team doubt his usefulness as a Spy thanks to lacking fingers now. He can be found all over the place, constantly escaping his tank to venture to greater waters, or often to the...

[spycrabadventures]

HELLO I MISSED Y'ALL! Lov u guys!

We are missing you all too!

It is a shame zat we 'Ave 'ad very little chance to go to Expo places.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

everyone shut the fuck up and post crabs

[hell-ass]

[dat-goat-boi]

[spycrabadventures]

(Btw i’m tf2maniac) Spooktober

Merci! Two weeks late but ‘Appy ‘Alloween to you! You ‘ave made me look even more dashing zen usual!

[spycrabadventures]

Can I eat you with some melted garlic butter and a side of rosted potatoes?

Ze gif speaks for us all.

[spycrabadventures]

Beautiful fan art left in ze mail box! ((Please let us know who you are!! Ze mail was not working properly! We want to credit you!!))

I drew you guys! UwU

[spycrabadventures]

Oh frick, crab

I am…confused. Zis can be read as an exclamation out loud zat zere is indeed a crab. Even more so: you could be saying ‘oh Frick’ to one of us which would prompt me to ask if you need our assistance.

[spycrabadventures]

HI FRIENDS!!! I MISSED YOU :3

BONJOUR! We 'ave missed all of you! Sadly things 'ave kept us busy, but we are still 'ere!

[weirdlandtv]

Fantasy Dance.

Illustration by French artist, Henry Monnier, 1831.

[aetheravis]

@spycrabadventures goodness you two dance superbly. 

[spycrabadventures]

Merci! We were once human! It is mere sense zat I am able to do zis in crab form!

[darqx]

[thetyrannosaur]

[spycrabadventures]

Time for creb

[k44l33v44]

I really wanted an excuse to draw BLU Sniper, so I did a redraw of this post (after seeing this on my dash I immediately thought of Sniper holding a spycrab and couldn’t get this image off my mind so here you go).

Sniper you’re making it upset, leave the creature alone.

[aetheravis]

@spycrabadventures ever wanted to Star in a nature documentary

[spycrabadventures]

Ahhh.

Klaude's first television appearance, I believe...

[spycrabadventures]

I am back! Zat damn magic anon! Making me a baby for 20 whole posts!!!! 'Ow dare you!!! It is no wonder I turn to drink!!!! -sigggghhh- ((Somewhat back.))

[username25000]

Merry christmas, happy holidays.

[spycrabadventures]

Zis is a wonderful way of wishing well for ze holidays.

[spycrabadventures]

Hello nerds!!! How have you been doing lately? :3

We are both doing very well. Spion iz still a baby. I am coping well. Both of us 'ave been very busy. Do not worry: we are still 'ere and are still intent on doing updates in future. Very very busy!!!

[spycrabadventures]

WARNING: THE POOTISBIRD APPROACHING

One could hope zat zis is not ze case. I do not quite know what I would do.

[glitterspy]

@spycrabadventures I said I would do it. XD

[spycrabadventures]

Zis is so pure and beautiful! Merci!!! I appreciate zat you know ze struggles of being so tiny.

[spycrabadventures]

*gives you a tiny milk bottle*

Merci!!! I thought ‘e would never stop crying!!!! Mon Dieu!! I respect all single parents out zere!!!! I don’t think I can cope!!!!

What would I do without you All?

(M/A 17/20)

[spycrabadventures]

Daw baby spy crabs! -hugs both of them-

One good thing about Spion being a baby iz zat now we both like hugs!!!!!! :3

(M/A 16/20)