It takes a thief to catch a thief, but to catch a kingpin, it takes...
Will Patrick Sloan and his associates' investigation uncover all the secrets that trouble them? Or will even the best-laid plans lead them to their end?
Rated R for language, violence, sexuality, and child endangerment.
CAST AND CREW
LynnLarsh as The Narrator & Karkat “Carter” Vantas
Alex "GuitArchon" Melius as Patrick Sloan, Doc Scratch, & Horace
@halberdierminister as "Ace" Richard "Dick" Dunn, Clinton "Clint" Duccio/Clubs Deuce, & The Fuckin Guy
@necrowemancer as Peter Inesco, Winnifred Dunn, Mr. Dulls, & 911 Operator
@nec-romantically as José "Jack" Vantas/Jack Noir/Blackjack Vance/Spades Slick & Mr. Clancy
A.J. Burlingham as Paolo Diamante/Paulie Diamonds/Diamonds Droog
Zwei as Heinrich "Hank" Bachman/Hearts Boxcars & The Big Guy/Q
@flamiart as Lucretia Snow/Snowman & Nadine Beaumont
@kazieka as Kanaya Maryam
Solace Eon as Aradia Diamante
@omniverbosity as Henrietta Donnelly & Hearst Dunn
Alyssa Philips as Molly Painter
@spinning-logic as Mr. Cobb, Arthour, & Doctor
Chapter Art by @bolobramble
Written by Halberdier
Directed, adapted, organized, and edited by Charliegolightly
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