What the heckie?

names melanie. This blog is a huge pile of trash(anime, manga, cartoons etc.) any kinda trash you think exists its prolly here

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[thefeelofavideogame]

this is the good bubbles of anti-hellsite

reblog and your dashboard will be protected from drama and bad discourse in 2017

[gwen-skyes]

How about 2018?

[emjineer]

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

[emjineer]

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

[marry-and-mirthful]

Storu

[emjineer]

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. 

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[squareforcemom]

talking to zelda

pre-calamity link: *clears throat, straightens his posture, rethinks his sentence multiple times to make it sound eloquent* princess, if you allow me

post-calamity link: *paraglides into the scene, naked, with a fish in his mouth* sup z-man are you ready to explore some SHIT

[homogeneon]

Non DC art dump: The Samurai Cowboy Bebop Michiko Edition

Inspired but such posts as these and these I felt a burning desire to see what a ship like this would look like and also indulge in some headcanons and whatnot

Anywho enjoy!

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[pixelpulp]

Either the Wendy’s Twitter account was taken over by an insult comic, or Wendy Thomas is savage.

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[turianmailman]

Little things

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SHOOKETH

[mce1201]

Looking like a gladiator returning from war to steal your man.

[jm-th]

Xenia damn SHOOK

[thewhatever]

[onlytwitterpics]

[chxsing-ghxsts]

Concept: it’s 3am. Candle lit room. A record is spinning. You’re kissing me. We have no worries in the world. We’re warm and content

[durbikins]

To The eBayer that keeps outbidding me

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UPDATE:

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UPDATE: