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I'm here to just chill y' know what I mean?

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

[victusinveritas]

[marquisdesadie]

wait did marquis de sade do something problematic

[fallenangelvictorious]

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i'm sure it's fine

[littlethunderstormm]

we did it! we beat the yuri on ice allegations!!

[lasaraconor]

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

[weidli]

[ID: a reimagining of Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks; the diner is now an aquarium, the people gone and several different types of fish slowly circling above the counter. the ripples of light through water move on the street outside. /end ID]

[flynn-science]

Me about to block a new follower when I realize they’re an actual human.

[nwarrior777]

aaaaa my rent pay day is tomorrow (12 july, i am writing it 11 july) and i still don't have enough (70 dollars left to achieve the goal)

i will make another post today about it later, to show up in timezones, but do i eat walls right now people

if you see it now and want donate/commission (PayPal is an option!!!) pls dm

[6vcr]

🌧️ 10 years of pixel art 🌨️

[fenkko]

all my damage dealing characters died in the second phase so i ended up fighting him with my sole survivor fu xuan and they had a preservation-off

sorry.. sorry.... i am the reason they nerfed aventurine boss fight

[allsadnshit]

It makes me sad that most people around me are so unbelievably burnt out from work and life that they are just truly emotionally unavailable and don't even wanna use their energy for anything beside going out partying once a weekend

It's like watching friends who you've seen be silly and have deep talks work jobs to the point of stress where they are incoherent and respond to messages like legit 6 days later and not in a rude way but genuinely they don't have the mental capacity to do shit anymore

Working jobs and paying bills shouldn't take everything out of people to the extent it really does

Even when I'm off work and I had a shorter shift most of the time I truly have nothing left in the tank after the combo of emotions and physical labor

[tocoink]

[aalesu]

Why did no one tell me about the time Langa thought "Reki was hitting on me :0"

LANGA CANONICALLY THINKS REKI HAS BEEN FLIRTING WITH HIM OMFG

That right there👆 is the official comic "chill out" btw

[velinxi]

Lillium has thoughts about his new roommate

[Characters from CTC]

[thursdayinspace]

how do people come up with titles?

why can't we just number fics like classical composers did with their stuff?

"tentacle porn No. 8 in [fandom], [pairing], op. 57"

that would solve so many problems

[prismatic-bell]

You could if you weren’t a coward.

[charlesoberonn]

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[xxtc-96xx]

[bewilderduck]

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

[zackisontumblr]

they thought what…

[zackisontumblr]

my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other people’s posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know you’re out there somewhere…

[seaweedpuff301-deactivated20240]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[abz-j-harding]

[ryan-sometimes]

So I’ve been teaching 6th grade since January, and one thing about my female students which made me upset to realize is how many of them are obsessed with skincare. I've heard the girls in my class discussing the EYE CREAM they use. Like tf you mean eye cream? You're ELEVEN!!! I'm a decade older than you and have never even touched eye cream!! The most skincare a middle schooler needs is cleanser and moisturizer, maybe some acne cream. Who tf is selling you all this other stuff? Who tf told you you needed all this?

It hurts me to see. Their brains are too young for these types of insecurities 😭 no 11 year old girl should be obsessed with wrinkles, I wanna beat tf out of whatever tiktoker made them believe they needed skin that perfect

[ryan-sometimes]

Do you know how fucking miserable it is to watch a group of 11 year old girls obsessively check their skin on pocket mirrors? And hear them talk about how they need new products to fix “imperfections” created by tiktok?? I just taught them last week what the OCEAN TIDES are. I helped one of them spell the word “conduction” yesterday. They just learned what the atmosphere is. Who the fuck is telling these literal children that they need eye cream??!! When I catch you!!!

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