Square Toe Shoes

Catching a tan?

Are you guys having a conference over there?

You sir, look like the kind of man who'd give his child mucus colored pants.

What's that? Oh, you did give your kid mucus colored pants. Sorry.

#square toe shoes #Square Toes

No.

Hiding in the shadows, are we?

Sturdy, if anything.

They say the suit makes the man. Well, the shoes break the man.

Cuffs come and go. Square toes are never in style.

What are these? Rattlesnakes?

You're in a fashionable store, your girl's at your side. You even donned your best pair of jeans today. The gods should be smiling. But they aren't. They're crying because some shoe salesman tricked you out of an honest day's wage.

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"I wanna be like them," said the left square foot to the right.

"Me too," replied the right foot. "Me too."

Anybody care for some square dancing?

Imagine a shoe that fits into every ninety-degree angle you find on a city sidewalk.

Always somewhere to park your feet.

I'm strollin', strollin'.

Sandals are the rage in Squaretoepia.

Dear owner,

These belong in a landfill, not on your feet.