Pick on someone your own size.

"Even if you don't have a spine, you still have to stand up for yourself." ―Zac Affiliated with the Institute of War

[squashingtime]

"Jayce. What are your opinions about me?"

Aren’t you one great hero, haha! You definitely made a huge ruckus here that one time Viktor did, whatever he did that one time. If I was to describe how I feel about you…

Well, I’d love to be you. If I wasn’t already me. Heh.

[piltoverproud-deactivated201411]

"Hey! Thanks man, you’re pretty cool yourself. I was gonna say. If you’re made out of goo, can’t you just change yourself? I don’t think you’re capable of that." 

[squashingtime]

"Why change myself? I'm perfectly happy with how I look! I mean, I could, but I haven't met anyone who doesn't like my square jaw and handsome looks."

[squashingtime]

Giggling as the maven pulled out her whiteboard, he then flexed himself jokingly at what she wrote. “Well, looks like I definitely…” He quickly approached her, and scooped her in his arms, making sure to not throw her or anything. “… picked you up! Hehehe.”

[silence-and-melodies-blog]

The woman let out a silent gasp, her eyes widening at the swift change of pace. As she watched the green man she laughed to herself in her head, most people weren’t as relaxed around her as they couldn’t communicate very well but Zac seemed to be fine. Quickly wiping her board clean she wrote something again. "A wonderful pick-me-up for the day~"

[squashingtime]

Zac paid careful attention to the maven as she wrote, then let out a slow giggle at what was on the board. "Well, if you enjoy it so much, I guess I'll be carrying you for a while, then. All board the Zac train, choo-choo!" With this said, he quickly melted his legs down, to start bouncing around like a rubber ball, minding the height to not shake Sona too much.

[silence-and-melodies-blog]

I've got one line to pick you up, and I've got the arms to do so.

Sona looked to Zac and cocked her head to one side as her lips curled into a gleeful smile. This was her first contact with the man outside of the matches and he managed to make her giggle. Pulling her board out from her sleeve she wrote down. “You do lift!!”

[squashingtime]

Giggling as the maven pulled out her whiteboard, he then flexed himself jokingly at what she wrote. "Well, looks like I definitely..." He quickly approached her, and scooped her in his arms, making sure to not throw her or anything. "... picked you up! Hehehe."

[inboxstuff]

Send my muse cheesy pick-up lines for their reaction

[squashingtime]

"Jayce. What are your opinions about me?"

Aren’t you one great hero, haha! You definitely made a huge ruckus here that one time Viktor did, whatever he did that one time. If I was to describe how I feel about you…

Well, I’d love to be you. If I wasn’t already me. Heh.

[theriotleague]

ZAC by *Diosboss

[theriotleague]

無題 | 2kasa [pixiv]

[art-of-legends]

Neo-TK

[squashingtime]

Well Evelynn, that’s because we are friends!

We talk almost everyday, he’s a really funny little guy when he slacks off of the whole “Rat King” act, and judging by Ma’s reaction when I come home, not having a nose is probably a great asset in our friendship, hehe. I met him one day like another while I was on a mission, through the sewers down in the big city, and he was so surprised I didn’t react to his smell that he literally stopped me to ask me what was wrong with me, haha!

And well, while he’s definitely insane on some days and isn’t exactly the greatest of compagnies on some days, he’s still one of the best friends I could find here. Zaun isn’t exactly as, fun, as Piltover let’s say.

[raposaselada]

Send me a character's name and I'll talk about them!

[smelltheirfear-deactivated20150]

What can I say? Oracle’s is your friend. Unlike the dead sheriff in her grave. What a tragic loss, but I’m sure she’ll respawn soon.

[squashingtime]

Gee, it sure is. I'm glad we've got that immunity from the League, haha. So, uhm. What've you been up to? Shadowy, things I suppose?

[squashingtime]

I’m not edible! I can control my consistency. What’s with you people and wanting to eat parts of me?

[smelltheirfear-deactivated20150]

Sorry, Jelly-man, the sheriff’s out of the town and yours truly is in now in charge. Care to leave a message at the beep? I’ll be sure to write it down and stick it to her grave.

[squashingtime]

Yes! Please tell everyone to stop trying to--

... How long have you been there? Don't scare me like that, haha!

[the-bladesshadow]

I imagine they wouldn’t taste as good coming out as they did going in..

[squashingtime]

You’d be surprised, bud.

[smelltheirfear-deactivated20150]

Lime flavored, perhaps? Or watermelon, either one is pleasant.

[squashingtime]

I'm not edible! I can control my consistency. What's with you people and wanting to eat parts of me?

[squashingtime]

I am not a gel fridge. Stop trying to put fruits in me.

[the-bladesshadow]

I imagine they wouldn’t taste as good coming out as they did going in..

[squashingtime]

You'd be surprised, bud.

[squashingtime]

I am not a gel fridge. Stop trying to put fruits in me.

[squashingtime]

The best part about being me is that I could technically split into two smaller me's! Four even smaller me's!

The worst part is that none of us can hold boardgame pieces properly.

[squashingtime]

I’m on the hunt for whoever made the net tower break! My suspects are Jinx and Jinx.

[switchapow]

                    I didn’t break nuhthin, offisuh. I swear on the last box of skittles I have!

[squashingtime]

So I was right about you doing it! There were about fifty of these boxes around it. C'mon little lady, you're helping me clean up!