SQUATCH ME UP (squatch me up inside)

Cyberpunk, D&D, and Doodles (Adam - he/him)

[nexttohisteeth]

an insurgent whom i heard called apollo

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[ccattnipp]

Act like a ’90s anime villain power couple.

[girlnephew]

[crushmixmaster69]

I spent way too much effort on this stupid fucking meme....

[bottle-conjuror]

murderbot, meet perihelion.

[teal-tealwren]

all systems red

[taropilled]

explodes . pretend screencaps from my fake murderbot movie

[jack-of-blades]

[spiralingants]

just how i like him!

[rosapexa]

The Rockerboy

[lakemojave]

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

[lakemojave]

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

[rottingapotheosis]

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[ysssssart]

I'm very late, but oh that scene from episode one. Caleb and Frumpkin my babies.

[spiralingants]

just how i like him!

[pangur-and-grim]

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact