Sup y'all

The name is Squeakers, He/They, 26. Silly goofy guy who does streaming https://www.twitch.tv/squeakins413

[escuerzoresucitado]

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[pnglove]

STAINED GLASS LAMPS ♡˚₊⟡‧₊

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[should-be-sleeping]

I keep fish and sometimes breed them (free fish hack). At the moment I have some beautiful fellows that are getting up there in age, so it's time to create more.

I separate all of my fish by their gendies as soon as you can possibly tell them apart to keep the population of my tanks where I want it, and to prevent inbreeding (and all of the complications that stem from that). These lads have effectively never seen a girl.

When I added the female to continue their legacy, they didn't know what to do. So they did what any respectable man might do in that confusing situation: ignored her and continued having sex with each other.

So preoccupied with one another are they that I'm honestly not sure if they will ever include her in any way that matters. Their bloodline ends with gay sex, and tbh, I kinda love that for them.

The g in lgbtq stands for guppy. 🌈

[should-be-sleeping]

As if to mock me directly, they are now going out of their way to have sex in front of her while she just floats there like

[should-be-sleeping]

I've turned off the light so that maybe they'll include her by accident. 🤫

[should-be-sleeping]

Free fish!

(Created by accident in the dark.)

[should-be-sleeping]

I need you all to know, I sat on this news for 72 hours, closely monitoring, waiting for more to be born and this is it. There are 4 of them. 😂

[stevishabitat]

[should-be-sleeping]

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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Accidentally discovered straight sex while confused in the dark" is like. The opposite of a porn premise.

[should-be-sleeping]

I'm down to the last 9 fish and have given up selective breeding in desperation and just made the largest aquarium co-ed. They simply will NOT have heterosexual sex. I'm at wits end. Like please include the females. I'm begging. 🙇

The lights are off. My fingers are crossed. There are 0 fry. It's been months.

[girlnephew]

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

[abalidoth]

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

[sweatermuppet]

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[honted]

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

[princecroutons]

his head is so fucking wide

[princecroutons]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to

[s-a-blotsky]

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Undertale?? THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS???

[sassyphantomkoala]

THE WHAT?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The salmon sex scene

[fancysheepnacho]

WHAT

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I don't know how I can possibly be clearer about the magic school bus salmon sex scene.

[keikobubs]

and what if they were in deltarune huh what then!

[junk-thunder]

come back my scarab

[junk-thunder]

please come back my scarab

[junk-thunder]

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

[miesozernacma]

physical examination -- the full comic! (with image id)

[namelessenbytime]

Jeff the Fucker: I'm going to Jeff the fuck you

[whywishesarehorses]

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

[randomencounters]

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

[randomencounters]

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post