Squeeterbee

my life is a wunderkammer and i am the magpie [doctor.vulture.poet.artist.nerd] #viable margins

[ithelpstodream]

[christowski]

Biomimetics.

Left: Pilea peperomioides — via morganetenoux (instagram). Right — Collection of satellite dishes (unknown source)

[unfortunately-awake]

NOW

[hollowtones]

today is truly the bastard’s thursday

[argumate]

but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks

[squeeterbee]

“a fiery pit of Nazis and fidget spinners”

2017, per Roisin Lanigan

[gayerluke]

any time you see a kind of bird you dont know the name of…. that’s a ufo babes

[gayerluke]

#i mean….technically

yes what other way do you need

[squeeterbee]

my cat: Peasant, I Grant Thee The Privilege to Pet My Most Luxurious Mane. But Only This One Spot™. I Swear To God If You Touch Anything Else, I Will Murder Your Arm. Just. Fucking Murder It.

literally two seconds later, with my arm absolutely murdered

my cat: The Spot™ Has Changed

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[buzzfeed]

32 Tweets You’ll Relate To If You Watch Too Much True Crime TV

[bibliophile1887]

[yaggol-deactivated20150816]

FUCK YES

[saiyanheretic]

There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.

[randomgifgirl]

always reblog MASH, it deserves more on tumblr

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Always reblog War is war and hell is hell

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Fun fact, the DVD box sets have an option turn off the laugh track and it makes it a much more somber and enlightening social commentary. Cause it may be set in the Korean War, but it’s really about the Vietnam War.

[karadin]

this is the show I grew up with, when the hero of the story was a wise-cracking, sarcastic, brilliant, humourous and liberal man, every boy wanted to be Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce

[totallyfubar]

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

[leadhoovesies]

SOMETHING is doing this, but fuck if we know what the fuck it is. GodDAMN

[tastefullyoffensive]

Imposter! (via charlesaa)

[all-that-once-slithered]

when people ask what kind of fish they can keep in an unheated, unfiltered 1 gallon tank

[catsuggest]

quick im need carpet

[thecutestlittlebunbunfairy]

What for cat???

[catsuggest]

im have to puke

[officialfist]

USE THE HARDWOOD

[catsuggest]

puke upon hardwood ? like some kind of lomberjock ??

[lazuli43]

These posts matched each other so perfectly I thought they were the same post at first

[vintagegeekculture]

Dungeons and Dragons rub-down picture transfers. 

[squeeterbee]

INSTANT RUB DOWN