#1 advocate for cringey self ships

Katey, 30, enby she/her, US EST

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[stillnotmollified]

some of you weren’t around for the fan fiction dot net purge of 2002 (when they banned explicit content and mass-deleted thousands of fics) and the livejournal purge of 2007 (when they deleted hundreds of blogs, disproportionately targeting queer & kink content) and it shows

this kind of policing is why ao3 was created

remember, kids, the three laws of fandom are:

- don’t like; don’t read

- your kink is not my kink

- ship and let ship

[rembrandtswife]

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[glitchedlad]

reblogs were turned off for this one but i want it on my blog too

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[the-bar-sinister]

Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.

[the-bar-sinister]

Or horny.

[utsukushish]

Those stupid bisexual vampires will forever stay in my mind

[mintmatcha]

demon who tells you that he'll grant your greatest wish in exchange for your hand, but once the deal is made and you become the most beautiful woman on earth, he reveals it was your hand in marriage-

[mintmatcha]

demon marriages are different, you figure out. suddenly, no human men are attractive to you, but your husband's hulking, monstrous form, with clawed hands and horned head, cock that hangs heavy again his thigh... all of him makes your body flush with heat. the things he say make you chitter like a schoolgirl and wet like a whore-

[godlessondheimite]

historical fiction gets made fun of a lot for the abundant, seemingly random cameos of famous figures but when you read historical non-fiction, you realize that everyone in the past did, in fact, know each other because there were only 12 people in the entire world

[foxdoodles]

the prince of purpee, oregon

[an-honest-puck]

op how does it feel to have MADE IT

[fluffysheeps]

Chocolate strawberry gecko 🍓 ArtFight attack for fuzzi-squeegii

[rt0no]

[the-znoze]

i love these freaks

[divinetealeaf]

'i will build around your ceramics room' is actually THE act of love of all time thank you

[foxdoodles]

the prince of purpee, oregon

[onegiantmeep]

not 20 minutes later:

yall i think brennan might just wanna kiss murph

[sevikaluvr11]

my rare pair, darkness man x cody