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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[imperatoralicia]

Please enjoy my decorative Halloween offering for this year!

[pouchrat-deactivated20190708]

ok i did it

[2-face]

i see we’re at a stalemate

[394627486283962718494]

Everybody who interacts with this post dies on impact

[britp0p-deactivated20210628]

ur anxiety is lying 2 u!!! no ones judging u for blowing ur nose or getting a drink or coughing!!! no ones judging u when ur walking around or laughing or talking!!! take deep breaths!!! it’ll be okay :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

my heart: *suddenly beats extremely irregularly and heavy in my chest for several seconds for no reason*

me:

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

havent been able to stop thinking about this bear for days

[zimmermanns]

yall remember the first time you heard the “i got soul but im not a soldier” bridge to all these things that i’ve done by the killers ……………. dont know about u but that shit changed me.. i was like 11 and i wasn’t ready, im still not ready

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[123iloveyoutoo]

boomers: *calls gen z stupid* boomers: *calls gen z sensitive* boomers: *calls gen z snowflakes* boomers: *calls gen z gen z: ok boomer boomers:

[lagomorphas]

aren’t you tired of being tired don’t you just wanna be not tired?

[hoopyfrood]

*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!

[hoopyfrood]

*new yorker voice* im fallin apart! badabing badaboom!

[valtsv]

writers love to portray immortal characters experiencing time differently as something sad or frightening but what they don’t seem to have realized is that the comedic potential is limitless and, in my humble opinion, extremely underutilized

[valtsv]

TIRED:

mortal: this sword is some of my very best work. it took me two whole years to forge.

immortal: only two years? bah! the craftsmanship that went into my blade is the result of over a century of labor. that pathetic little butter knife you carry is but a cheap imitation of what true investment and skill can produce.

WIRED:

mortal: this sword is some of my very best work. it took me two whole years to forge.

immortal: you forged an ENTIRE SWORD in only TWO YEARS?!?!?! holy shit dude.

[valtsv]

giving an immortal a year to complete a task is like setting them a five thousand word assignment with complete references and appendices due by the next morning

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

so you’re saying that we should be portraying all immortal beings as grad students?

[thejokers-thoughts]

created by - Juan Ramos

insta name - Mr.Juandalf

[gotladies]

HBO has green lit House of the Dragons! A Targaryen centered prequel series!

[whydyoudoitpeter]

My vibe check bounced 😔

[isteppedonacookie]

my deposit got denied 😞

[momo-de-avis]

this is THE FUNNIEST suggestion Word’s grammar thing has ever given me

[rasputinberries-deactivated2014]

I love this contest

[calmb4tehpwn]

LAYS MISERABLES

THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

[charaznable]

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

[catchymemes]