Dracula does not respond. He is too busy pissing.

hi im squib 26/queer. any pronouns are fine.

[nekosaws]

[funeralcity]

toby “nippon” fox has used foul homestuckian tricknology refined for years in hussies secret evil underground dojo to make women i know want to fuck barney the dinosaur

[tamamita]

these are my four generals, you must defeat them before you can face me

[lillyviarabbit]

#groping my wife's awesome a cups

[hiroi-kikui]

they're not a cups :((((((((((((((((((((

[criticaldiplomacyfail]

come play arknights! we have excellent yuri ships such as

shark x undersea cable engineer

ancient farming manual x first emperor of china

dalai lama x mount everest

mothman x baphomet

jesus x texas

king arthur x chavette polycule

poison dart frog x the sea slug that eats poison

sauron x aragorn

and the entire cast of BanG! Dream: Ave Mujica: The Die Is Cast,

[cannibalchicken]

[anusgeorg]

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

[macrolit]

[infertilityidol]

troutgirl who's really into catch and release play

[infertilityidol]

bigmouth bass girl who suck u good

[gobe]

“Last night I photographed a Barn Owl hovering above prey at a local farm where I have been baiting them for some time, I did attempt this last winter but failed due to the lens misting, still a work in progress” ~ Roy Rimmer

[sailermoon]

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

[sailermoon]

[rosie-kairi]

"And the Master said unto Baldr "Where is Hoder, thy sister?" And he said "I know not: Am I my sister's keeper?"

*Sees any example of fratricide in any piece of media* Haha they are sooo Cain and Abel coded <3

Inspired by the painting of Ivan the Terrible and his son :))

[energybender]

(( day five )) favorite outfit worn by any character - azula’s armor in book 3

[laguzmage]

[nekosaws]

so you see it's basically like this:

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[karvina]

[rbeeseart]

Kansas City has a visitor: a brown booby!

He's been hanging out for a few days now, looking like he's not quite sure how he got here but enjoying the attention of all the birders coming to see him.

My husband and I went to see him last night and got some great pictures.

shop originals, prints, and commissions

[rosie-kairi]

Light and her Shadow.

"omg Hoder look behind you. she can't hear us she has airpods in oh god oh fuck."