OH FUCK ITS PORN

[squid-tiddy]

hello?

[squid-tiddy]

your header and pfp got thanosed

HDJBgfhjdbnmbGHJKTBhjgnfd YEAHTHEY WEREN EVEN NSFW....

[bunnie-blogging]

it was an honor being horny with you all

[squid-tiddy]

are you gonna post the link to your Nasty Twitter here when you make one

Well, it’s right here and created, I just.. haven’t posted anything yet lol

[squid-tiddy]

if tumblr nerfs your blog im going to personally spray paint squid tiddies on the walls of tumblr hq

SQUIDDY REVOLUTION

[squid-tiddy]

Since tumblr is gonna ban nsfw stuff on the 17th whats gonna happen to this blog

Well, I’m guessing it’s gonna get deleted? So like. Fuck me I guess.

Still hoping they might pull a quick one on us though, considering the massive backlash they got from announcing that. 

If it all goes down the drain, i guess I’ll... either not talk about NSFW stuff on my mains (rip) or find some other social media. Which sucks, because despite its issues, nothing is quite the same as tumblr.

[squid-tiddy]

hey both collar callie images you reblogged were done by incest fuckers

ah shit

curse me for not checking blogs

[squid-tiddy]

Okay well uh one last question...who knocked her up?tavio or someone???????

Oh god no

Octavio is gonna stay like 547598743 miles away from anything on this blog. Im never gonna ship him with anyone here lol

Plus, Forb can’t produce eggs- those were laid into him, with my seahorse-y theory. And octolings don’t lay eggs like that. 

Honestly, I ship Forba with a lot of people, so it’s open to interpretation? Though i did add Callie to that pic, so. Make of that what you will

[squid-tiddy]

All I can see is forba googling “how do I know if i'm prengan” and whoever knocked her up just stands in the back like “you can see the fucking eggs”

fhsdjhgjbhfjbhjkbbkdfgbknm,asn im crying

Ok but if we wanna get technical here, they only glow because the baby inklings inside have bioluminescence, and so they only glow if they're

1) Fertilized

2) Old enough to where the baby inkling is developed enough to have bioluminescence 

So fresh-laid eggs don’t glow 

[squid-tiddy]

Hi! Since autochorissexuality was originally defined as a paraphilia, that community has chosen to disuse that label and use "aegosexual" instead, since it doesn't have the negative connotation. It's also easier to pronounce.

Oh shit, neat

thank you!

[squid-tiddy]

For your consideration: Inkling eggs also glow

[tonights-episode]

tonight’s episode: THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH

[fertilealien]

with great regret and dismay, i must announce that i am once again Horney

[cjwalkerfics-blog-deactivated20]

💚🌃💞

[treker402]

Na Na Na Na Na Nasty Majesty

[warriormale]

The Hero’s Life is an unceasing struggle for supremacy over his peers.

WarriorMale

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[sweating bullets] w…w-warriormale…. [gulps and looks at my clipboard] i hate to tell you this but th-that’s not wrestling, that’s overwatch fan art of two characters having sex sir [quaking in my fatigues]

[warriormale]

Actually its called “taking a Man’s back.”

Very common fight position in wrestling and Brazilian jiujitsu.

Don’t worry Soldier, its fighting……

Thanks for your concern…….

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[cannibal-prince]

sorry to bother you, but what does "autochrissexual" mean?

It’s when You get horny watching porn or thinking about fictional characters banging etc. but don’t feel any desire to participate in sexual activities Yourself. (Falls somewhere on ace spectrum tbh)

Like yeah, I jerk off but I only fantasize about OCs in third person, and never about myself doing it with someone. In fact, trying that just kinda freaks me out”“ Even having people talk to me about stuff they did/are doing with others makes me super uncomfortable tbh (tho that might be partially because I’m jealous I don’t experience this sort of thing and it’s painful to realize how different it is for others”“ Because strangely enough I never had trouble discussing masturbating with my friends lmao). It’s like I like THE IDEA of having sex a lot, but I’m unable to like– place myself in it? it’s weird

Also I noticed a lot of autochrissexuals tend to be monster fuckers because it’s a lot easier to fantasize about, like You can go “hmmm sure would love to get slammed by a pack of hot werewolf in a dark parking lot!!” and it sounds appealing because in the back of Your head You know this could never actually happen, because werewolves aren’t real.