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[bloodyvaginalsnot]

Parrot Girl Say The Line

John Egbert: miss aranea you pulled out right?

Aranea: oh yeah! No.

John Egbert: w-what?? but you said that troll cum could get me pregnant!!!

Aranea: yeah… don’t worry though those babies will fight like hell in your womb they might kill each other off. Before the eggs are all done cooking

John Egbert: b-but there’s so many!!! I can feel it leaking. jonn starts to cry.

aranea: shhh. Okay, being realistic you won’t have more than one or two because that’s what the human body is prepared for. Troll babies are much smaller that huma babies from what I’ve seen of your kin so it won’t be too bad.

john: miss aranea this is a big responsibility I can’t. I’m only 14! And I gotta play the game I…

aranea: I said SHUSH.

John: sorry miss aranea.

aranea: Its okay John. I’ll tell hou how to do anything you won’t even have to think. While you out I’ll take care of the babies, they’ll be one by then. It shouldn’t take too long. For all they know mommas just gonna be on vacation.

John: okay miss aranea… thank you.

they kiss

[bloodyvaginalsnot]

My Jane rose

[squiddyisproperty]

😉🔪🌭 💙❤️

Who are you, you're not JEL413

[bloodyvaginalsnot]

If two guys got each other pregnant they could make a girl or a boy but if two girls got each other pregnant they could only make a girl. This is a nother reason we should eradicate moids

[bloodypissnsnot]

we genuinely need too kill all moids

[bloodypissnsnot]

if I had one billion dollars I’d order a John Egbert sex doll one of them bjds and make it John and commission live sized John plush and many other John themed plushies and clothes problems and I’d buy like a small house and paint all the walls John or General homestuck themed (lowas,skia,whine one that’s just like his house lolololol) and that would take a while and I could hire someone for it but if I just used money for everything I would not be putting enough effort in. Then I’d buy a bed and make it appeasing to my new John representations (ghostbusters) and I’d probably have like other stuff because I’m a billionaire like quest bed or his actual bedding because I think I’d like the ghost busters one more I’d be too scared to get sacred John artifacts dirty!!! And I’d put all my John stuff in the bedroom and kiss him often. I probably couldn’t fit it all in my bedroom because I’d get like a lot of plushies and stuff so he’d be around the whole house. I’d also get all his movie posters. And I’d keep the life sized plushie in bed and cuddle him every night and he can wear my clothes and my John clothes hehe… more detail on the bjd he’d be like 13 inches I think and shota build (might have to use a girl based idk tooooo much about bjds) and like he’d have to have all of John’s outfits and I could change him and there’s one of those magnetic pps u can add o n them.

[bloodypissnsnot]

My au hoofstuck where thy are all maple hoof. If u want to draw porn of them just know they all have horse vaginas not horse Cocks besides Jade because he was fused with bec and becs pp beats Maplehoofs vagina I mean hers isn’t even mentioned but bec is still maplehoof ified so it’s a horse one

[bloodypissnsnot]

men are so cute sometimes they don’t even know what they want. Someone(moid) just dmed me “why do u hate men grrrr” and sent me a bunch of gore porn. His bio was like “I’m so gooned out I don’t even see women as people… only god can save me now.” Omg you will be SO much happier when we chop ur penis off you don’t have to act like this 🙄it’ll be a short time though.unless we gag you with ur penis and like. Wait till u starve thy might take awhile

[bloodypissnsnot]

pregnancy is inherently violence and rape on women no matter what. All moids who have gotten a woman pregnant deserve to be murdered in the most violent way possible. The ones left get their balls twisted off

[flunilla]

my favorite hobby is deepdiving into johnegbertlover413 accounts

[squiddyisproperty]

SHUT UP AND END YOUR LIFE

[bloodypissnsnot]

You can tell men without micro penises genuinely believe they deserve to live

[magpiethejeew]

GET RAPED I HATE YOU

What's your problem man FUCK OFF

[bloodypissnsnot]

Solution to male lonlieness epidemic, qender inequality, European men, every war and most things caused by the amount of people that exist: kill all men with penis above like 5 inches(no girl wants that. Five is generous tbh) and make the ones left slaves to whatever girl or lady wants to have them and kill the ugos left over.

[bloodypissnsnot]

Solution to male lonlieness epidemic, qender inequality, European men, every war and most things caused by the amount of people that exist: kill all men with penis above like 5 inches(no girl wants that. Five is generous tbh) and make the ones left slaves to whatever girl or lady wants to have them and kill the ugos left over.

[bloodypissnsnot]

Solution to male lonlieness epidemic, qender inequality, European men, every war and most things caused by the amount of people that exist: kill all men with penis above like 5 inches(no girl wants that. Five is generous tbh) and make the ones left slaves to whatever girl or lady wants to have them and kill the ugos left over.

[magpiethejeew]

The people need more dirkjohn. Please. I am starved.

of course

[magpiethejeew]

Moooooore dirkjohn pls I'm so starved i haven't eaten in months please magpieyhejeew pls

[bloodypissnsnot]

Stop it