My Dedication to Procrastination

I like to eat, sleep, ponder over how much I do absolutely nothing, cry a little and eat again.

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[ananbeth]

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

[letmegrabmiqote]

my god, we’re all Ross.

[darcywho]

Excuse you.

[kirkhere]

Excuse you

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

[osointricate]

Not just the men.

Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

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In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

[agu-a]

we all need this on our blogs

[fuckyeahchandlerbing]

This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.

[neckd33p]

2/2

[rachellephant]

tips to write college papers 

begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”

erase when finished with the paper

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BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

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MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

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so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

[living-afairytale]

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

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actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

[explorably]

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

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looks like someone’s a HO

[crypticrose]

NaBrO

[exitmusicforafilmm]

i’m done with all of you

[jakefromstatefarm]

science side of tumblr

[squidgystenties]

I feel like a dumbass now.

[firstprincipal]

[squidgystenties]

bhen ji? mudud karein

Nahi. 

[desssays]

The reason why he’s among of my favorite actors is that, he delves into all the characters that he have portrayed over the years. He’s not afraid to push the boundaries and does a tremendous job on it. I’m so glad that he’s work is being recognized by different Award-giving bodies because he truly deserves all the recognition he’s getting now.  

[karnedj]

[squidgystenties]

Oh, you like the Linkin Park? So..when do we get married

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

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WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[pancakereport-deactivated201904]

This doesn’t work

I stand corrected oh dear lord

[cheerupqueerup]

Um guys

[unfollovving]

shit

I have to see this for myself.

[knigh-t]

[wondvrwomvn]

here’s a matt smith swinging by your dash

[flipthebiscuit]

HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLL

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[DECORATING INTENSIFIES]

[vantasticmess]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING A WHOLE YEAR TO PUT THIS ON MY  BLOG

[knightarcana]

I GOT A STOMACHACHE FROM EATIN’ ALL THEM COOKIES BUT GUESS WHAT (WHAT?) I GOT MORE COOKIES!!

[freakshow1313]

IM SO GLAD THIS IS FINALLY HERE AGAIN

[mishasminions]

*VIOLENTLY DECORATES*