[vagahbawnd]

I miss coke so much kill me

[calimarikid]

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[squidthepunk]

The name's Detective Chase

I'm working a cold case

The clues have led me

To this empty house near White's Ferry

I can't tell you what's wrong

All I know is something ain't right

Six murders spanning sixty years

All converging here

The front door

Opens of its own accord

I feel threatened

I draw my weapon

They're coiled on the chairs

Crawling down the stairs

Squirming everywhere

The snakes are black

Red diamonds on their backs

A single serpent

Fills the basement

It speaks to me

It knows my name

Detective Chase

Intruder in the House of Snakes

[slimetony]

[unclefather]

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[iraffiruse]

[mother-duster]

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

[auferstanden--aus--ruinen]

[depsidase]

[despazito]

the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo

[animatedtext]

[mushbuh]

[plasmalogical]

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

[tabbyaddams]

[gomjabbar]

i’m sorry. portmanteau bot has gone berserk. we have to put it down. once i activate the seal we’ll only have one shot to take it down. ready your blades, legionnaires

[gomjabbar]

bitch fartman

[portmanteau-bot]

bartman.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help keep my meatbag slave alive.

[gomjabbar]