loudsilence

don't mind me I just came to scream...

[prettycolors]

[charlottan]

you could jerk off to this

[melynnwaters]

I’m reblogging this because it is a nice color PLEASE ignore that last part about jerking off that is not what I wanted to say by reblogging this post tumblr staff could you please remove that rude comment from my post thank you very much?

[dragongirltitties]

we should name this color “jerking off green”

[mewhenyourmomwhenyou]

reblogging becouse it’s a nice colour you could jerk off too

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[homunculus-argument]

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

[pocketkris]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[pocketkris]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[gummygrim]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

[squidwardsgaytentacle]

Oh me? I’m just trying to find some sort of meaning in who I am by attempting to write a mildly funny(chuckleworthy?) self deprecating joke hoping that people will like it so that I can base my worth off that. Progress? Painful.

[frostklamm]

the closer the stranger

[squidwardsgaytentacle]

I once called the girl I had a crush on "brosef"! looking back, that was probably my first encounter with dumb gay bitch disease.

[nicostiel]

LGBTQ+ Flag Meanings

🏳️‍🌈✨ Happy Pride Month ✨🏳️‍🌈

[harrytheehottie]

read this again and again and again and again and

[squidwardsgaytentacle]

I just-

[funnytwittertweets]

[squidwardsgaytentacle]

ah yes 

[squidwardsgaytentacle]

we listen to Hozier, we hold hands, we close our eyes, we die.

[givemearmstopraywith]

when phoebe bridgers said “i’ve been running around in circles pretending to be myself, why would somebody do this on purpose when they could do something else”

[osub1]

songs explain feelings.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[squidwardsgaytentacle]

Ah yes, finally someone gets it.