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For those danish thoughts, that I eventually have, follow my other blog: theclicheofmylife

[dracula61]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[ozempicofficial]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[animentality]

[dailycatsblog]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Though several medieval wars were fought over furniture sales and trade routes, both Couch Emporium and Sofa World fell to ruin before the year 1300 and are not as well known today as the Ottoman Empire.

[j4gm]

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

[dovecote]

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

[dovecote]

Behold, One William.

[j4gm]

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

[dovecote]

So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.

Forbidden Williamcoin

[human-blob-nessie]

this is art i can't breathe thats too good

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[kaijuno]

[charl0ttan]

[catchymemes]

The Legend Of SWORD DOG

[nitewrighter]

[tinierpurplefishes]

While you were playing fetch, she studied the blade

[jnsmine]

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

[jnsmine]

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

[charlesoberonn]

[ruinedchildhood]

[songsofwaterandnight]

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]

[nepofledgling]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember