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@a-tangled-mermaid
Look at my bullshit ✨❤️✨
Wheel of Fates series:
Unraveling (complete)
Unwound (currently posting)
One shots: (just one for now lmao)
Something Else
Just me yappin here on tumblr:
Ascended Astarion
Astarion's Emotional Intelligence
My personal feelings on AA
✨This or That✨
Tropes edition!
(Hey thanks @missfortunetherogue I've never done one of these 😁 It was fun!)
• Slowburn or Love at First Sight (My exception to this is alllllways soulmate fics. Idk what it is, but they feed something primal inside me. Bonus if you can do both 😩👌)
• Fake Dating or Secret Dating
• Enemies to Lovers or Best Friends to Lovers (All of the above 🩷)
• One Bed or Long Distance Correspondence (I love both but letter writing/text fics are like fucking drugs to me)
• Hurt/Comfort or Amnesia (Again, both great, but the fact that I can still enjoy an amnesia plot even though it's wildly overused just proves to me it deserves a spot among the greats)
• Fantasy AU or Modern AU (The opposite of whatever is normal for them ig, but I'm a sucker for fantasy.)
• Mutual Pining or Domestic Bliss
• Smut or Fluff (🤝)
• Canon-Compliant or Fix-It
• Reincarnation or Character Death
• One-Shot or Multi-Chapter
• Kid Fic or Road Trip
• Arranged Marriage or Accidental Marriage
• High-School Romance or Middle-aged Romance (Don't get me wrong, HS is a breeding ground for good drama but obviously the older I get the less I want to picture a bunch of teens getting hot and bothered lmao)
• Time Travel or Isolated Together (These feel so wildly different to me I can't imagine choosing one over the other 😂)
• Neighbors or Roommates (...and they were roommates 👀)
• Sci-Fi AU or Magic AU
• Bodyswap or Genderbent
• Angst or Crack (though sometimes the crack hits just right, and that is an unparalleled experience)
• Apocalyptic or Mundane
~~If you've done this already just ignore meeee 😁~~
@irondeficienttav @desperateani @goodgirlgonebard @bloodjune @michanvalentine @litsenn
daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive
I beat honor mode! 🎉
A round of applause for my Swashbuckler Rogue + Hexblade Warlock Tiefling, appropriately named "Honor." She killed it. (Literally)
I don't love anyone or anything as much as I love being right.
i've never played dragon age and don't know anything about it but what i do know is that that solas guy looks exactly like if astarion and wulbren bongle had a baby
this is an animorphs cover
Astarion disapproves 💀
astarion's comments about hating horses and how horses hate him checks because horses are great at vibe checks, and the dude has absolutely rancid vibes. i do know who horses would absolutely love, though, the blade of frontiers himself. wyll was a horse girl change my mind. that man loves him a horse and can ride bareback no issue on the most ill-tempered mare. he's a horse whisper.
Astarion: #1 enemy. Will get bit by horse. Will bite horse right back. Both covered in bite marks. No one is happy with this.
Wyll: #1 horse girl. Chill vibes. Experienced equestrian. Had a horse as a kid. Rides extremely properly - Obviously a noble. Knows all the horse breeds and their characteristics. Names his horse something dramatic like "Bay of Frontiers."
Lae'zel: Only wants to gallop full speed at all times and jump over all obstacles and gaps. Bemoans the horse cannot fly like red dragon.
Shadowheart: Adores horse but has no idea how to ride and is a little afraid of falling off. Braids horses' hair.
Karlach: Enjoys horse from a safe distance. Is no longer allowed near hay after 'the incident.' Doodles horses in the dirt.
Gale: Can conjure an unridable horse illusion. Will ride a horse but will also complain about his back.
Halsin: Does not ride horses but walks along side them, deeply engrossed in conversation together. The horses have $#!/ to say about Astarion.
Minthara: Horse wears full plate armor. Calls horse 'noble beast.' STOMPING SMITE!
Jahera: Complains about the mess all these horses make around camp. Knows all of their names, prefernces, and quirks in great detail. Gets exasperated when anyone gets any of it wrong.
Minsc: Is Boo's horse.
I will make one correction. There is also always one horse who is as much a little shit (usually the biggest one too) who acts just like Astarion and for some reason absolutely trails after begging the one person who doesn't want to ride a horse.
this is the only horse Astarion will ride. it is massive and also white.
they are beautiful when covered in the blood of their enemies.
the horse and rider in question:
Reblogging for the absolutely correct Flynn + Maximus Astarion comparison lmao
Enough waiting. I crave blood.
What was that tavstarion fic where Astarion doesn't meet Tav on the beach and finds himself leader of the tadfools, with visions of multiple timelines where he's romanced by different Tavs? About how the author played with the concept of him being aware of the player romancing so many times?
I remember the author's username being Mermaid something, but I don't remember much else
It was Unraveling!!!! By @a-tangled-mermaid
Thank god I remembered, I thought I was going insane for a moment
Hahahaha Awesome 😂 Glad you remembered it! How fun for me 😁🩷
thinking about how gale “yapper” dekarios told astarion that their walks together were only enjoyable in silence. do you know how atrociously annoying you have to be for gale of all people to tell you to shut the fuck up
And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.
Took a stroll down memory lane today to recreate some of my older characters for this. 18 months of Astarion and I still can't get enough.
Here's to many more ᥫ᭡
This guy has had me in a chokehold for 5 months now
"Can I kiss you?"
Legendary breakup pull. This mental image is destroying me. I hate this game
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
