just a baby

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[squirmystuffiez]

wow, a secret and evil blog!

hi i’m squirmystuffiez! if you like you can call me squirm *or* stuffie, aren’t you spoiled? I’m 27 and this is my secret blog for filth. by filth I mean…

Omorashi and wetting Ageplay, specifically littles including forced infantilisation, potties and diapers, mdlb/ddlg, mild fauxcest, breastfeeding, humiliation Agere — I am an age regressor but it’s been a while and I prefer the ageplay/abdl side. I don’t intend to crosstag communities and this is the only time I’ll do that. I sometimes regress and feel like a small child and may talk a little bit about it here. Regressing is not sexual for me, but ageplay is. The two are distinct and will remain that way. Messing, including stomach aches, constipation, desperation/messing diapers or undies. Petplay specifically kitten, puppy Mild feeder/feedee but trending towards the body neutral/body positive indulgent/spoiled side of fat content

I’m mostly a writer and don’t like to do holds and stuff so if you like that sort of content this blog isn’t for you. 

I try to tag personal stuff with #squirmy’s babbles. I will try my best to remember to tag any squicky or triggering content also.

I am happy to chat but very shy and don’t always respond. I need to bond with you first. I don’t engage with sexual DMs unless they’re from trusted mutuals

obviously 18+ blog - minors DNI please!

thank you ~

[squirmystuffiez]

oooughhh it’s so late. bad baby late bedtime. night night tumblr <3

[squirmystuffiez]

also I just found a draft post I made a few days ago when I was on lorazepam and feeling little and it’s so incompressible and silly but I’m also a little embarrassed to post it lol

[squirmystuffiez]

@silverview 😭

[squirmystuffiez]

also I just found a draft post I made a few days ago when I was on lorazepam and feeling little and it’s so incompressible and silly but I’m also a little embarrassed to post it lol

[squirmystuffiez]

I keep thinking of a little and caregiver driving somewhere and the caregiver needing to stop to pee at the side of the road. Little is fascinated because caregiver rarely does this and them having to potty in any context seems strange. Caregiver is very apprehensive, but very desperate, and finds a grassy verge to hunker down and spray (phew). Little, in part combatting their own feelings around this, and in part wanting to help - cheerfully announces that they’ll shield caregiver from anybody and keep watch. They proceed to stand in front of their caregiver, arms outstretched. 

Cute, right?

There’s just one problem. Little’s shorter than their caregiver, so them standing in front, even with caregiver crouched down, doesn’t shield caregiver as much as little hopes…

[mister-unknown]

Imagine...

Character A [whining a little]: — I need to pee.

Character B [looking kinda serious]: — Honey, think twice... Do you WANT to pee or do you NEED to pee? We've talked about it, you'll only pee when you really NEED it.

Character A [feeling some pressure in their bladder, squirming slightly, but still manageable]: — mmm... tbh I wanna pee, but I don't really neeeeed it yet.

Character B [smiles]: — that's what I thought, hon. Now hold it. And ask again when you reaally need a piss.

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[darlinglilmia]

I'm having an astonishing realization that nightly hair care is not just for people with textured or curly hair

To my fellow girls with long straight hair: Split them in 2 braids before you sleep. Take it out in the morning and brush with detangler, ends to roots. It'll be SO much softer and way less knots.

Plus it makes you look like you're 4

[darlinglilmia]

Also if any of you have long wavy hair: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM

[darlinglilmia]

Hi im back

2 braids. Damp hair. After you shower. For the night. As low as you can make them.

I have princess hair now fr.

[kayqueuetee]

Okay so hear me out, when you or your partner buys something just give a small little comment to make them little and defensive.

"I'll pay for lunch, but you just need to make sure you eat it and dont spill it all over your nice outfit. Deal?"

"I'll happily go with you to buy some new underwear, just make sure you do a better job wiping with this new batch."

"Oh fun you got a new book! I didnt know you were interested in chapter books! How cute!"

"You need new shoes? Have the shoelaces been giving you trouble?"

"I'll buy us the movie tickets, i know its pg13, but if it gets too scary, let me know and we can go out to the lobby to calm down."

"Ooo look at you ordering from the big kid menu! Did you know that comes with veggies hun?"

"You want me to get you a new spatula? You want me to teach you how to cook?"

The idea is just to leave small little teases that illicit a slight "Hey! I do that already" or the opposite "I dont ever do that!" Response. Its going to make them seem much much little-er, because why would they need to even defend something like that 😌💕

Im sure theres more examples of that, I'd love to hear them.

[squirmystuffiez]

my cousin brought up a Moses basket that the new baby isn’t using and it’s really pretty, it even rocks a little. I obviously did the ‘haha I’m too big for that’ joke but tell me why I want to put my clown in it…

[conditioned-to-obey]

In 2025 we are petting and talking to our girl's plushies like they are sentient. We are gasping "oh no!" in shock when we discover they have fallen off the bed. We are picking them up off the ground and giving them a pat on the head before tucking them back into her blankets. We are asking them how their day was and responding in kind. Learning and using their names. Offering them snacks they can't eat. But we pretend anyway. And good night kissing both her and Toffee the puppy plush's forehead before bedtime.

[hypstrawby]

[squirmystuffiez]

wait omg do you have a cg now‽‽ so jealoussss

aaaahh hhhnnbbhh kind of sort of????? not really???? yes really????? is my friend :-) and we are just playing pretend and being silly. I think. That’s the best way to do it!!! I like it, it is fun and silly 💖☺️

[anactual-cat]

Art from mx_scratch_ on IG

[daughtercest]

you come here for porn. i come here for weird erotic friendship. we are not the same

[catsi]

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

[catsi]

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

[eyeballs-2-entrails]

I too got a girlfriend over this play. In grade 10, I was reading the balcony scene to study with two other people (one guy and one beautiful girl) and I insisted point blank I had to read as romeo, because he had the most lines and I’m a dramatic little shit.

So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. We’re all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic.

We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, I’m about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve.

And then I look up.

And holy shit.

There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. “But soft… what light from yonder window breaks?”

And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all.

Juliet and I have also been together for more than 4 years now. She’s every bit as spectacular as she was when I was a lovestruck teenage Romeo, kneeling on the yellowed linoleum floor of second block english.

[rebakitt3n]

[squirmystuffiez]

night night tumblr <3 m very sleepy

[squirmystuffiez]

Hi sweetiee, i’d love to talk to you!

Hi. You can if you’d like :) but I am shy and take a while to open up to people. ;;