Squirrel

Epileptic nerd with too much time | 21 Open to requests!

[squirrelinthewoods]

I love it when professional life supports fan fics, like what do you mean I’m using my criminal justice minor to write police officer yaoi

Thank you Professor Watson for training me to get this far, you said I’d do great things and here I am LMAO

[squirrelinthewoods]

I think I’ve genuinely spent more time asleep than awake trying to get over this jet lag

Art coming soon, hopefully

For now I drew over this pic I took with a big ass tuna statue because I can’t pose normally ❤️ more to come

[pantyhosepeepaw]

mermay , mermay ticcimask guys, i totally member mermay n didnt forgor to post this LOL

i got this idea while i was drawing this , i didn't mean to make toby sooo small, but i cant stop myself from giving them a big size diff LOL

basically toby is a 115yo mermaid (smth or so) n tim is a sailor who has a bad leg that gets thrown overboard n toby saves him n takes him home as a pet, and hides him in his cove so his parents dont find out YAY , any excuse for me to include frank rogers , i take LFMAOO

cant promise when that'll happen, esp when im knee deep in greener pastures rn , (among all the other fics i have planned LOL) but i at least wanted to draw smth for mermay cos i lovvv mermaids !!

[leftleftwright]

i write with one hand in my pants and the other twirling my evil moustache

[squirrelinthewoods]

Read an extremely shitty Wattpad Ticcimask omegaverse high school au (because I’m stooping that low for content), fell asleep, then immediately had a dream about it.

It was in an anime art style and everything…lowkey had a better plot line too, I can’t even be mad

[squirrelinthewoods]

So desperate for ticcimask fics im reading my own oneshots like I’ve never seen them before 😔🥀

[squirrelinthewoods]

A non-art post 🫣

Just wanted to share some pictures from my trip so far :)

We’ve hit Narita, Chiyoda, Shibuya, and Shinjuku so far

Vending machine beer was not my favorite but I will be taking some home because it’s so cheap lol

[squirrelinthewoods]

Didn’t have a chance to draw so I’m posting stills/sketches from the Situations thing I did lol

[squirrelinthewoods]

Hi! Your drawing made me curious about your AU ^^ What kind of dynamic do Tim and Brian have in it?

I was going to make a drawing for this, but I think a text explanation works better:

(Side note some of this could absolutely change)

Tim and Brian are a sergeant and officer, respectively. Brian applied immediately after high school, while Tim attempted college until he realized that his ideas of law school, among other things, weren’t realistic.

Tim got the job easily with his more neurotic and conscientious ways, while Brian struggled a little, but his extroversion and willingness to comply helped.

When a sergeant position opened up, Brian eagerly applied. He wanted to improve his community by being harder on crime, taking out thugs before they had the chance to do any harm, and direct officers in a better way than he had experienced.

Tim, on the other hand, wasn’t really interested in the job. He was still learning some things and was pretty emotionally attached to each case he responded to, so being in charge and having people rely on him to that extent was uncomfortable. He much preferred working in the advocacy/mental health side of things (think wellness checks, school demonstrations, and domestic issues)

Unfortunately, Tim was really good at his job. He got shit done, could take on a leadership position and gave commands when needed. He also had a way of understanding victims that nobody else did. He was practically forced to apply by the other people in the station, and got the position easily.

It built up some animosity between the men. Brian was pissed that Tim’s “pussy” way of approaching crime was being accepted after years of their area being hard on criminals, the fact that he joined later, and Brian’s knowledge of Tim’s instability. Being assigned to Tim’s squad made it even worse.

They’re better now, but there’s a lot of built up frustration and miscommunication between them. Tim feels bad and Brian feels cheated.

That’s all I’ll say for now 🫶

[squirrelinthewoods]

Sometimes you get fucked when the proxy symbol randomizes and you’ve just got to take it

I watched all 3 Hangover movies on my flight and while I don’t think these 3 necessarily fit the same, I do think some of the scenarios would, like Stew waking up with the shitty Mike Tyson tattoo lmao

[squirrelinthewoods]

Did you catch him or did he let you

God I want to talk about this AU all day but I’ve just made it to Tokyo and I’m going to be too busy to writeeeee

Toby wears cute bandaids that match his makeup so as to not scare customers, unless he needs to, then it absolutely comes off.

He also (unfortunately) shaves on the days he’s working the floor to draw in more customers, and waxes to stay silky smooth for the sickly amount of body glitter Nina douses him in (realizing I forgot the glitter on his eyeshadow 😩)

When he’s not playing dress up to get extra cash, he’s doing his actual job as front security, making sure creeps don’t get in to begin with

But I shan’t say more for I wish to write actual material 🫣

[indigo-caramel]

It’s so funny being in the creepypasta fandom for 10+ years cause I got into them when I was like 12 and now that I’m a college student I’m realizing I’m the same age as a few of them

[squirrelinthewoods]

God it cracks me up whenever someone likes that chud Toby drawing because the notification banner I get just says

[squirrelinthewoods]

Apologies for the Ticcimask shortage 💔 I’m going to be out of the country for the next two weeks-ish so I’ve been prepping

Hoping to draw a good amount during the long ass flight and hella layovers to post throughout the weeks I’m gone lol

[squirrelinthewoods]

One silly little drawing has sparked an entire au and possible full fic, idk if yall are ready

[squirrelinthewoods]

Ticcimask playlist lookin real chaotic

[xformalde-hyde]

Not feeling pain has its ups and downs