Closet Fangirl

my adventures, my obsessions, just plain stuff I find hilarious

[teenydots]

So am I kicked out of the fandom yet

[teenydots]

GUYS PLEASE CHILL

[teenydots]

pLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS

[teenydots]

I hate you all

[dollypopup]

Someday, in the near or distant future, I hope to walk into a museum and see a display featuring this majestic masterpiece

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

For your satisfaction.

[skinnyniggaballin-deactivated20]

how the fuck

[venomparalysis-deactivated20220]

This is soothing

[memetans-deactivated20161021]

being 20+ on tumblr

[hypocephalic]

being 30+ on Tumblr

[kat-dennings-blog]

[ripbearwave-blog]

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

in which we are all Tom

[blktauna]

no fool Tom

[writerswritecompany]

250 ways to say ‘went’

Buy the Poster: WriteAtHome

[messagemeformynewurl-blog]

"Honey, where’d you go?" "I just jerked to Walmart" "What?" "I don’t know how to make it any clearer. I just spurted to Walmart." "…." "Just streaked and humped over there."

[eunnieboo]

[dajo42]

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

[samandriel]

This is so useful

[tseecka]

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

[neonlitheart-deactivated2017080]

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

[seeyainanotherlife]

wow

[katzmatt]

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

[lizatonix]

Proud of my fellow lotr members.

[blazepress]

[thefrogman]

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[zealouscorgi-deactivated2024120]

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me! EDIT: FOUND IT

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[tikkunhayam]

Wingardium leviorca

[haus-of-ill-repute]

[thefrogman]

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete  

Photo by Nathalie Kalbach [source]

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[thefrogman]

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[ogdumplinhead]

Enter the Giveaway!

Cute ‘N Kitschy Giveaway

Grand Prize: 26 Pokeball Charm Bracelet

First Prize: $20 Gift Certificate to my Etsy Shop

Second Prize: $10 Gift Certificate to my Etsy Shop

Third Prize: $5 Gift Certificate to my Etsy Shop

The winner(s) will be notified during the week of September 8, 2014. International and Domestic entries accepted. Giveaway ends September 8, 2014 at 12:00am EDT. Please see Terms and Conditions for all the rules.

[ogdumplinhead]

Please REBLOG and SHARE :)

[iguanamouth]

So I've seen your answer for what brushes you use, but for your general process, what are your layers usually like? And when you're doing something cleaner, how do you go about cleaning up/laying so clean-up is easier?

HMM i dont really have something im currently in the middle of drawing to give you an example lets look at the madoka thing i did a couple days ago

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[squirrelization-blog]

I am in love with iguanamouth

[whosthewhatnow]

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,

The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won,

The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,

While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;

                         But O heart! heart! heart!

                            O the bleeding drops of red,

                               Where on the deck my Captain lies,

                                  Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;

Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills,

For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding,

For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;

                         Here Captain! dear father!

                            The arm beneath your head!

                               It is some dream that on the deck,

                                 You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,

My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,

The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,

From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;

                         Exult O shores, and ring O bells!

                            But I with mournful tread,

                               Walk the deck my Captain lies,

                                  Fallen cold and dead.

[sesamestreet]

We mourn the loss of our friend Robin Williams, who always made us laugh and smile.

[kezzoh]

[squirrelization-blog]

yup, that’s me!