Olli

• 23 • | he/him | fanart and OC stuff :) | reblogging a lot since I procrastinate on drawing | insta: @squirrel.cat.art | Currently obsessing over PHM therefore Coltland twins and anything Ryan Gosling related

[squirreltailcat]

Convo I had with my girlfriend yesterday:

Me: Yeah I just wish I looked as slutty as Holland March, but also dumb fuck sweet like Colt, or science nerdy guy cute like Ryland

Her: Could it be that you just want to look like Ryan Gosling?

Me: Oh... 🏳️‍⚧️

[keep-on-rockying]

extremely big fan of depicting a change in rocky's emotions by turning him into ball. I am not immune to a little silly

also extremely big fan of the Other options for this: photo of Real Actual Rock, and photo of James Ortiz The Actor

[lewadny]

happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces

[darkiplierblog]

I’m just a Stunt guy!

[squirreltailcat]

I'm obsessed ty for making this

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[silverdrws]

little teen! coltland and guardian/older brother! court

[lauroftheuniverse]

The family tree in the goslingverse

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[squirreltailcat]

This fuckin sends me bcs my girlfriend and I just had a conversation yesterday that there HAS to be a video of the conference and that Rocky see's it on the computer omg

[squirreltailcat]

The only way to stay sane and awake at school rn

[billgavemeextrachips]

I'm only 10 minutes into The Fall Guy

And I see the vision, you guys. I get how Coltland became a thing so fast.

"I'm not the hero of the story. I'm just the stunt guy." / "I am not an astronaut! I put the NOT in astronaut!"

These two walking disasters full of impostor syndrome are absolutely twin brothers.

[notholaenas]

the future!

[zvmbieronn]

ryland rubs his sleep-tired eyes as he digs around in the white duffel with his name on it. he finds nothing but clothes一 the nerdy science shirts he must've packed himself.

his finger grazes something plastic. smooth, reminiscent of childhood barbies and hot wheels... ryland digs it out of the bag and holds it carefully, ensuring he doesn't touch the film covering of the photo.

his heart stutters. his face feels so warm all of the sudden; his nose burns and flushes pink, tears prick at his eyes until they free fall down his face and into his messy beard.

the photo feels familiar. distantly, he can feel the sun on his skin and hair tickling the back of his neck. the laughter of him and of the other boy in the photo, but he can't quite place who it is.

there is a giant, person-shaped hole in his heart.

closeups, full version & a little bit of background under the cut :)

while i was drawing this, i was thinking about the background behind it and i think court took this photo of them the year before he killed their dad. when stratt was packing ryland's duffel for the hail mary, she finds this photo and packs it for him alongside the one she packed for him in the movie. maybe stratt crossed out his deadname and wrote ryland or he did it himself, whichever u want :)

[graves-yard]

We know Grace can have a bit of a temper. Can we see it happen that Grace would get in trouble in school and Colt either gets him through detention or is the one getting detention because the teachers thought it was him, not Grace? Grace probably buys Colt something like snacks as apology

Ryland stood up to Colt’s bullies but they’re both losers so they both got their asses beat.

[squirreltailcat]

Don't fucking talk to me

[sv-dh-gb-555]

for my contribution to the coltland twins au i bring angst!! yay!!

i like to think colt played grace when they inevitably made a movie about the hail mary. it's the first time he's ever actually had a real role but the casting directors, and colt, all knew that no one else could play ryland better. imagine colt having to act out the scene of his brother being tackled and sedated, of going up to die.

and think about if the movie came out before the beetles returned. there were definitely lots of people who didn't really knew what ryland grace looked like but had seen the movie anyway, and once the videos were released, people were in awe that the casting directors got someone who looked identical to THE doctor ryland grace!

people being shocked that the actor and the scientist that saved the planted looked so similar, and because colt's last name is seavers (which i like to think is a stage name for this au) no one knew they were actually related. (though there was definitely one person on the internet trying to convince people that they were related like guys istg they're related. my proof? trust me bro). especially since so many years had passed since the launch and before the beetles returned so they would have enough of an age gap that they would look different enough.

OH OH OH AND THE POLAROID

i like to think that the polaroid sent up with grace was not of him, but of colt. it makes me ill thinking about how ryland would have seen that and thought it was just a picture of him, because he couldn't remember he had a brother.

thinking about grace remembering he has a brother after he had met rocky and rocky being confused asf and worried about grace cause why the fuck is he slumped on the ground sobbing he was fine like five seconds ago??? and thinking about colt finding out the real reason grace went to space, having felt so betrayed for so long that ryland didn't tell him he was leaving, only to find out years down the line that his brother had been kidnapped, drugged, and shipped on a suicide mission against his will. colt having spent so many years harboring resentment and a sad sense of betrayal and then finding out all those emotions were for naught, that his brother wanted to stay so bad.

okay that's it for now yay!!

[whatsupseptember]

to make it so so much worse?????????

the government would not allow a movie to be made that shows them in a bad light— at least, not in that way

they’d allow it in a fictional sense, like with our movie project hail mary, but that’s not real life that’s fiction they’ll allow it

but if it was a real thing that happened and people wanted to make a movie about the brave scientist who went to space to save the world, the government would actually intervene and not allow the screenwriters and filmmakers to produce a film that shows them kidnapping, drugging, and forcing a defenseless nerd into a suicide mission

so the movie wouldn’t even show that at all, and Colt’s character would be a brave and strong soldier who chose to go to space out of the goodness of his heart

the Ryland Grace that the world would come to know is one who is fearless and recklessly passionate about saving the world, even when it costs him his life

and the only person who would know the truth is Eva Stratt

and the only person who would question this portrayal is Colt Seavers, who knows his brother and knows it wouldn’t be this easy for him to make this decision

and the government would silence him if ever he spoke out about it

[sunsetinmyveins77]

I truly love the phm community what do you mean apparently Ryan gosling is in a relationship with Markiplier and then has a twin brother (colt, oh yeah and also court) and is also dating his opp (tom Ryder) and also Superman and starlord? Wow

[honeyxmonkey]

Do you think Ryland ever visited one of Colt's sets once or twice, and each time every five minutes he'd get mistaken for his brother to an almost comical degree?

It became less comical for Colt the one time the stunt crew were rushing and grabbed (a very flustered) Ryland and tried to hook him onto a rig, thinking it was Colt.

The way he ran up screaming, "DAN THAT'S NOT ME, THAT’S RYLAND! DO NOT DROP MY BROTHER OFF A 40-FOOT BUILDING PLEASE!"

Jody and Ryland still laugh about it. Colt still gets anxiety thinking about it

Jody got Ryland a nametag that read "Not Colt Seavers" after that

[johnniezbatwingz]

I thought this was funny to doodle