Fuckin uhhhhh @squmbusjumbus - Tumblr Blog

I swear to god if i hear "stuck in the middle with you" one more god damn time

Sometimes i wonder why im always so shaky and then i remember the only thing ive eaten today was a cup of coffee and 2 cigarettes

If they gave us gay marriage to distract us from Iraq, and aliens to try and distract us from the fact that our government is failing.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UNCLE SAM GONNA LOVEBOMB US WITH NEXT?

CATGIRLS?

An actual conversation i overheard at work today

"Do you think we should get yams"

"The fuck is a yam?"

"Oh its like a sweet potato"

"THEY HAVE POTATOES THAT ARE SWEET?!"

You make a compelling argument, counterpoint however *detonates suicide vest*

WHAT DOES SOMEONE NEED 9 GALLONS OF FUCKING MILK FOR?!?

Fuckin uhhhhh