i write things.

Sometimes I vent. Sometimes I inspire. Mostly I reblog memes. I'm a bisexual women, have ADHD (depression and anxiety included!) and multiple chronic illnesses (migraines, Lyme, fibro, cfs). This blog has bits and pieces of my daily thoughts, my future hopes, and my late night journaling when the emotions get REAL. Feel free to follow, ask, message, whatever, but please be respectful :) I dont care for assholes :):):)

[writing-prompt-s]

Two months ago, a werewolf jumped to bite you as you were entering your house; it missed and instead bit the door frame. Now, every full moon, your 1,800 sq ft, 2 bedroom, 2 bath home turns into an 800,000 sq ft Amazon storage facility.

[squonkeroniandcheese]

I was coughing and laughed so hard when I read this I bit my tongue and snotted everywhere.

[squonkeroniandcheese]

It's been 2 (two) days since my last dose of adhd medication.

Honestly there was something witty about this post but I forgot.

[poetic-distortions]

“sane in my insanity”

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

that one poem (2021) - cornandcoconutsoup

“gas my ass”

submitted by @arbys-chocolate-turnover​

[toastbutteregg]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[squonkeroniandcheese]

Can't stop thinking about that girl that ghosted me because I admitted to being a hoe for mcdonald's iced coffee. Hater.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tfw-adhd]

[squonkeroniandcheese]

I'm offended by this accuracy

[feetdonttouch]

Hey wait...... I’m noticing a pattern

Reblog if you’re ADHD and your favorite color is orange

[squonkeroniandcheese]

Does coral count?????

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

Polyamorous relationships are good

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

God im so tired of reading in tags on post about polyamorous relationships saying 'if they are consensual and healthy,' like any of your monogamous relationships are.

I sit down and read about how yall cheat in your monogamous relationships, burn each other's stuff, insult your significant other and degrade them as less for things that they cannot control and for one second i write a fucking positivity post about polyamorous relationships yall jump the ship and assume that they are unhealthy next time you think about speaking or writing something check to make sure if your monogamous relationships are healthy because to me it looks like the arent.

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

Reblog this version.

[virgil-in-the-bathroom-deactiva]

Get em, bitch

[squonkeroniandcheese]

I used to sleep in the basement of my house. Its half finished, and the previous owners used it as a play room. So one morning, I'm fast asleep, and I thought there was a but on my butt. Bugs were just a normal occurrence in the basement, so I brushed it away and tried to continue sleeping. Again, I felt it. So I put my hand on it and its much bigger than a bug, and it's wiggling!!! I panic in my half asleep state, thinking a conglomerate of bugs and worms were attempting to sabotage me, and quickly get up. It was under my sheet, so I flick the sheet off the bed and out flies this furry little thing. I watch it land on the floor, clearly confused and possibly dizzy. It was a mole! It shook its head and started sniffing and then bolted off, burrowing through stored Christmas decorations, never to be seen again. I screamed, panicked, and hyperventilated for about an hour, and never slept down there again.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[funnyjoke]

[adhdgooglesearches]

How to tell teachers that sometimes when I'm off my meds I can't even read

[adhdisgay]

if any ADHD folks have realistic/tangible ways they manage their money please share on this thread! i’ve seen a lot of “just do this” resources for the general population that do NOT work on me. it’s the small impulse buys that get me. $10 on small things throughout the day every day builds up quickly.

[adhd-community]

Let me introduce you to my 3 account system I built for myself during uni. It uses your forgetful ADHD brain to your advantage. 👍

Account 1 = spending account (all weekly expenses, dinner with friends etc)

Say you need $80 for weekly expenses. Set your MAXIMUM limit for this account at $110. (Slightly overestimating is a good idea here - also you gotta live a little 💁‍♀️)

Account 2 = medium-term savings account (big holidays, unexpected medical expenses, things you wouldn’t account for in your weekly savings)

Set a maximum limit for this account that will cover you in case you need to pay for flights/an emergency medical bill etc, but don’t go too crazy. Say $250.

Account 3 = long-term savings (deposit for a house or something - smarter, wiser, future you’s money)

If you can, hide this account from view. There is no limit on this account.

How it works

Its a funnel system.

None of your accounts should ever go over your maximum limits you just set. Each time you get paid you top up the spending account to the maximum limit first, then the medium-term account, then ALL LEFTOVER MONEY goes into your long-term saver that you will have hidden and kinda forget is there.

Some weeks you will have to fully top up that first account and you won’t save much, other weeks you will barely need to top it up at all and you’ll save heaps more that you would have otherwise. Either way each week is a clean slate.

Be strict about what your accounts are for. This means that if you get halfway through the week and you only have $12 left on your spending account, bitch you better start eatting ramen noodles or sell something because you sure as hell ain’t using your medical expenses/holiday fund to finance that nonsense.

It can take a while to set up depending on your income and your expenses but I promise, as long as you’re fair in your maximum limit-setting and you are clear about what each account is for, it will make saving money sooooo much easier.