ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Jaimie | 21 | Scotland

[tavrosian-disaster]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

My mind:

Psychic, as though possessed: “Fullmetal Alchemist”

Me, in a slightly different tone: “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”

[bvttcheek]

[undercitytwerkteam]

torb with his beautiful daughter whom he loves and also brigitte is there

[ayeforscotland]

Scotland’s got snow so our gritter fleet is out fighting the good fight.

[ayeforscotland]

Hahahahaha😂

[characterlimit]

tag yourself I’m Sprinkles

[borealisowl]

panza: pixiv, twitter Little Red Riding Hood, the Wolf, and Two Grandmas Game Mode Student D.Va Casualwatch Pachimari and Friends Happy Pharah Pharah Suit Panda Mei Mei shy mei OQ

[ruinedchildhood]

[rhubarbenamel-deactivated201808]

yup

[1000drawings]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

rest in peace

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

goodbye my baby

goodbye my honey

goodbye my ragtime gal

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[cwunch]

♡

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Icarus’ wings should not have melted as the air actually gets cooler the higher you get, but the Greeks wouldn’t not have had any way of knowing that.

[lostsoup-deactivated20181105]

he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot, idiot

[haiku-robot]

he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot idiot

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

real estate agent: so what kind of property are you looking for?

me: a simple cave with fewer goblins than most

[pipistrellus]

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

[guywife]

i once saw a video of a guy who could control that weird unnecessary function w freaky accuracy & he could put out birthday candles w it

[pipistrellus]

W H A T why can’t I do that now I’m mad

[kateordie]

I’m done now, I swear

[timothy-rimjob-deactivated20201]

who will win:

a carefully constructed campaign

1 (one) chaotic neutral character

[kaiayame]

[squtternutbaush]

@akkator006

[the-memedaddy]