thesaratea--redux

[mysharona1987]

[a-book-of-creatures]

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Four people arrested after 14-year-old Wisconsin girl found weighing 35 pounds

The girl's father called 911 in August saying his daughter was very ill. When first responders arrived, she appeared to be the size of a 6-

[theonion]

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[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Young men today being SHOCKED and APPALLED that the girls they're dating are reading dark romance like the closet in my grandma's spare room wasn't totally chockers with Mills and Boon books when I was a kid. "Our generation is RUINED because the young women are reading NASTY PORN" if you saw the shit 50 year old women were reading in the nineties you'd hurl.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Props to all the people in the notes reminiscing about which specific old woman relative's book collection was their smutty fic awakening

[hilaritatis]

My grandmother had Clan of the Cave Bear on her shelves. My mother read Dick Francis, which all have sex scenes in as well as ludicrous horse-related thriller stuff. I have AO3 as well as all the stuff that managed to get printed. Also there is often a fierce double standard. Women were meant to be OK with their husbands ogling the page 3 girl in The Sun, but OMG no you can't read bonkbusters by Jilly Cooper.

Shockingly, many people of many genders have been into Weird Sex Shit for a very very long time

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I am only just now realising that some people might consider Clan of the Cave Bear smut. Come to think of it, it does have a lot of sex scenes, doesn't it. Not so much the first one, but after they introduce Jondolar.

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[segamascott]

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[contemptible-scoundrel]

checked the twitter "for you" page for the first time in a good while, first post I see is an argument between two libertarians in which one tracked down the grave of the other belligerents dead brother and took a photograph of himself standing over it with a shovel threatening to build a chair with his bones

[spaghetti-ex2]

[bottledfool]

Important follow-up

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[drwcn]

literally why does my fridge need a windows update?

[coffeeeandbaileys]

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

[catasters]

[treasurecryland]

Daniel is out and proud :)

[cannibalchicken]