life is too short to even care at all

Who am I to judge you on the past. I bet theres a reason for it all.

[tinselkelli]

5 hottest dudes here

In no particular order:

@srmcqueen

@cpinett

@goslingtt

@seggyttown

@samellywood

[srmcqueen]

[srmcqueen]

patrickstump: *signed and added:* and 6:30 for events taking place sunday through thursday!

stevenrmcqueen: *signed and added* i might just be able to stick for the after parties. how did you manage tours?

[srmcqueen]

stevenrmcqueen: petition to start parties at 7:30 this year so i can be in bed by 10:45

[srmcqueen]

Food in the bedroom, yay or neigh?

yay.

[srmcqueen]

Wildest place you've had sex?

Jeremy Gilberts bed with Candice King. #truestory

[srmcqueen]

Of the people in this room, who do you most want to switch lives with and why?

Room? What room? Like my room or? but listen, my life is pretty great and since I'm the only one in this room, I'm gonna have to say myself.

[srmcqueen]

Do you think you'll ever get married?

No. 1) I'm a jealous fuck, so if I got tied down I would literally be on my toes 24/7. Can't deal. 2) I love too many women. 3) I don't exactly come from a long line of healthy marriages and who am I to go against my heritage

[srmcqueen]

If you could sleep with literally anyone who are you picking no consequences?

Emily Lind

Kelli Berglund

Nina Dobrev

Katie Cassidy

[srmcqueen]

What's your worst quality?

I tend to judge people based on first impressions.

[srmcqueen]

Do you ever stand naked in front of a mirror and give yourself a pep talk?

Daily and nightly and ever so rightly. It pretty much goes like the moto moto song from madagascar.

[srmcqueen]

Ever thought about bumpin uglies with a dude?

no.

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[srmcqueen]

tinselemalynlind​:

I’m sorry, are you hating on Big Willie’s music career? Don’t even pretend that Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It isn’t a classic, we both know it is. Look, I hope youre right about Kanye, I just don’t -think- you are. I think hes past the point of no return. Ya know, unless he decides to do like Pete Davidson told him to do and takes the damn meds. I feel like youre judging me for being young and optimistic, man. Its not my fault youre old and have lost faith in people. I’m kidding, youre not -that- old. Anyway, Nice to meet you. I liked watching you whine through the Vampire Diaries. 

No? Well that song includes ‘na na na na’ and I can’t for the life of me take that shit seriously. It’s like they’re forcing a fake beat with words. But haven’t he always been a bitch on social media before he drops something new? Last time he kinda told the world that Kris Jenner was a dictator. All I’m saying is that I think he’s doing it on purpose. He literally gained 3 million followers since his first Pete Davidson post. Old? The fuck you going on about? I’m a fucking Hulk inside and out. Are you secretly saying you’re into depressed emos? Nice.

[srmcqueen]

timmyshimmy​:

dim those florescent lights.. Steven, ‘cause i’m not going to talk. i don’t presume to know, what King Richard the second goes about doing in his spare time. i am just a slim, fragile cheese-stick in this world and want to preserve my life as long as i can. should we break out the custom bingo sheets? i’ve got a row of, Jada weaves her hand through her non existent hair, Will apologies in a 500 word long essay without actually saying ‘i’m sorry’ once and Jayden Smith, tweets #justice. you? i did not. the production i was apart of took away a ton of shiny gold men though. i don’t need to win to drink beer and shell nuts though. 

Maybe not now but you will spill.... you will spill... and when you do, we’ll be closer than the time you did a rap battle with Pete Davidson dressed as MGK. ‘yeet, skrt’. I am not going to deny nor confirm that you are both slim and fragile, but you’re perfect to have around now that you’re a Hollywood sweetheart. Don’t forget that he will use the word ‘family’ every two seconds, while Willow just nods, because quite frankly she doesn’t want to be seated at the table. We should drink to the fact that you got to see a live bitch slap! That’s celebration worthy right there. 

[srmcqueen]

tinselnina​:

I didn’t watch the show and definitely felt the same. Cancelling everyone seems like a great idea with how this year has been going!

See, I just knew that you would feel me, Neens. I mean, I’ve decided to fucking quit everything and everyone. One cannot be blamed for that. 

[srmcqueen]

timmyshimmy​:

are you still making your way through Where’s Waldo? i can attach a picture diagram for you next time if that’ll make things easier for you. no, this isn’t a pick-up story– i don’t need tactics to pull-in ‘chicks.’ if you’re fluent in french you can just tell a girl, ‘you just used the lavatory’ and she’ll swoon. so, i’ll take that G, A, M, and E, please, fucker.

I’m always making my way through Where’s Waldo... especially the pages where the rest of the people wears red and white. It’s hard, okay.. Swoon? Ohkay Bing Crosby. I should’ve known that you would have gone nerd. I know how to spell game, stick.

[srmcqueen]

tinselgarfield​:

So not only were the Oscars on Sunday but it was also Mother’s Day over in the U,K. I was born in California but went over to Epsom when I was three with my parents. The chaos but love in the room yesterday was a nice distraction for me since I really missed my mom. It was bittersweet. Now with the awards season is over I may take a nice break. Anyone else ready for summer? @tinseltownstarter

Did you win anything or? How was the evening going from your point of view? I need serious details from within. But yeah yeah, excited for summer and showing off the abs. I haven’t spent 2021 saving seals and hitting the gym for nothing.