darlin' i'm a mess

iris james // 16

[srsly-iris]

kit-whittard:

It is much harder than you’d think to get access to an open grave.

Does this mean that you’ve tried it before and failed?

[srsly-iris]

kit-whittard:

No I won fair and square.

Alright, Mr. my jokes are better than yours.

[srsly-iris]

kit-whittard:

Sounds like you’ll be saving yourself from a whole heap of shit.

Forever and always. 

[srsly-iris]

stfuconnie:

―― “ About half of those, yeah. Just wasn’t in the mood to see unavoidable happy love-centered endings. ”

“Oh, I understand that perfectly.. which is why I like the animal movies more.. especially Zootopia.. have you seen that one before?” 

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sempygomez:

“Yeah. She doesn’t seem like she would to me either.”

“You never know in like ten years though.. Heck, I’m sure she’ll find a boyfriend before I do.” 

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shawnlavenia:

“I guess I’d have to do it eventually I’m just lazy.”

“Well, I could always tag along with you if you want... Despite the laziness, I don’t think you should wait on getting food.. I know it’s not good to starve yourself.” 

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itsybitsyericks:

“C-can I ask what you think about?”

“Um.. well, pretty much how would my life be if I actually had loving parents. Not an out of control dad and a mother who can’t defend herself. Why do you ask?”

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zarinabrady:

“Of course… Have we formally met? I feel like i’ve seen you but I’m not sure if we’ve been introduced.”

“I don’t think we have... I’m Iris.” she replies, sticking out her hand politely for the other to shake if she wishes to do so.

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cntrlmissy:

“Of course I would, what kind of sister would I be if I couldn’t be supportive.”

“You’d be a really bad one and i’d be wondering why you’re marrying my brother if you’re not supportive towards Abi and I.”

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jfc-mason:

“As much as I would love to, I would love to be reputable more than anything. You can always come in and we can sketch something out to have ready for your eighteenth birthday.”

“Boo, that sounds like no fun.. but I would totally just chill in there.”

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cntrllacie:

“Thank you. I’m not even sure if it’s a real name. I’ve never met or heard of anybody else named Alayceah.”

“That just makes you one of a kind.”

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cntrlabi:

“The idea will probably always be there, but we’re safe here. Not only do we have Elijah, but Missy works for law enforcement, she’d definitely send one of the cops after us,” she said. “Jesus… have you like, been going to therapy or anything?”

“It’s nice to know that we have the two of them.. speaking of that.. are you and Missy in good terms?” she questions curiously. “I tried therapy for a week, but then quite after not telling them anything really.. I’d rather just deal with it. It’s a part of me and I got it for a reason, I guess.”

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jfckelly:

“Where is the first place you want to go to? I mean, I guess I might have to give Australia a try some day, but after they get those spiders under control,” she joked. “Yeah, highlighter. Which I think is actually kind of funny, but I guess it makes sense because you’re highlighting parts of your face.”

“I’d probably want to go to England or something like that.. and I’m sure that they got their spiders under control, it’s the kangaroo’s you have to worry about.” Iris jokes back, smiling at the girl .”Makeup is probably one of the few things that I don’t get, but enjoy messing around with it.” 

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buzz-goodman:

“I’m Buzz! Nice to meet you as well.” Buzz shook her hand.

“That’s a nice name.. reminds me of Buzz Lightyear.” she admits while taking back her hand after they shook hands. 

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shea-hoyt:

“I–oh, I wouldn’t want to be a bother.”

“Don’t worry, you’re no bother at all.. It’s just entertaining watching you struggle for so long.” 

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mcrscorini:

“I know, I - I know. But I promise, you aren’t.”

“Do you understand how I feel?” 

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miia-jackson:

“Yeah that and cake. I really like cake. The one thing i’m unsure of is pie, to be honest.” Mia laughed then hummed. “We have singing in common.” She nodded. 

“I like cake as well.. but literally just the cake. I hate frosting! I don’t really like pie either.” Iris says while making a face. “Oh, you sing?!”