criminal minds

a bunch of incorrect criminal minds quotes

[ssahotchdad]

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[punkedpascal]

i created my ko-fi page a while ago, without much thought to what i would use it for. turns out most whims have some sort of meaning for the future (or whatever)

these days i'm working on this massive project, that will be my final assignment before (hopefully) obtaining my bachelor's degree this summer. i'm traveling out and making two bigger projects; one video about the barbary macaques in gibraltar, and one about three different concert venues in europe (kesselhaus in berlin, paradiso in amsterdam, and st. michael's cave in gibraltar).

long story short, i am leaving for this trip in two-three weeks time, and i'm now turning to making my ko-fi a lot more active. i'm currently also trying to get a redbubble shop up and running, as well as looking into other ways to earn some extra cash as i prepare myself to pay for flights and hotel rooms while traveling.

if you, however, have the chance (and want to!) help me out, even just a "coffee" on kofi would be greatly appreciated, and would warm my heart! do know that i do not wish for anyone to donate anything if it is going to set you back, or if it is of an inconvenience to you!

and, because i hate to ask for this and not being able to give anything back, i hope that those who possibly do help me out will leave some way for me to reach out to them (tumblr, discord, instagram, whatever floats your boat!), and i will send you a very special, personalised thank you gift!

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hotch, going in to witsec: the team will be fine, looking out for themselves will be good for them

prentiss: they’re going to starve

hotch: and maybe that’s good for them too

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simmons: if i have to bring you along, i might as well just bring rossi

alvez: compare me to that old man again, and you’re a dead man

simmons: yeah, fair enough

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morgan, sharing his words of wisdom in front of jack and henry: you know, they say it’s better to give than to receive, and in the case of a beating, i’ll say that’s true

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garcia: where the hell is tahiti?

alvez: south pacific, an untouched paradise

garcia: who lives there?

alvez: ...

alvez: tahitians?

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[ hotch, in witsec, communicating with teenage jack ]

hotch: have you been up to much?

jack: not really

hotch: read any interesting books lately?

jack: no

hotch: seen any movies?

jack: no

hotch: you heard any good jokes?

jack: yeah

hotch: well, you wanna share them with me?

jack: no

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morgan: you have my friend

unsub, with hotch in a chokehold: i’ll give you money

morgan, shooting to harm the unsub: i’ll take my friend

hotch, gaining his breath: you should have taken the money

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alvez, panicking after hearing rossi switching to italian in the middle of a conversation: who even made up those words?

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alvez, encountering tourists who ask him for directions in a foreign language: look, sorry friend, but i barely speak english–

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morgan: how are you doing?

hotch: i’m miserable

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[ the team on a stakeout together ]

morgan: i guess folks miss them, you know, those who fell

rossi: when i fall, i want no fuss

hotch: when you fall, there will be a party

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morgan, undercover on a ranch: that’s some kind of animal you’ve got there!

unsub: thanks

morgan: i was talking to the horse

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unsub: you seem like a real funny fellow, hotchner, real funny, so why you gotta act so sour all the time?

hotch: yeah, well you’re not funny at all, so why you gotta act like the court jester?

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morgan, eyeing the special weapons for a case: wait, what exactly are we chasing down? elephants?

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hotch to morgan, after seeing the whole team get shot after: this time i’ll look, and you provide the cover

morgan: i’ll try my best, hotch, but ... i’m seeing double here

hotch: that gives you double the chance of hitting something, then

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[ the team, working a case near waters where there are alligators ]

rossi: it’ll take more than a prehistoric reptile to scare you, surely?

hotch: well, i just wanna see you meet your match when it comes to an anciet predator with a big mouth, rossi