existential crisis

galen • california  • she/her • insta: cosplay.duck

[gay-duck]

Idk I might delete my tumblr or just be inactive forever, I've had this for like seven years and it's honestly just gone to shit. I miss all the community in fandoms and cool art but the tumblr base had gotten so volatile... Not to mention all the shitty ads and promo stuff. But yeah I think I might switch to some other social media platform :(

[did-you-know]

There are clubs people can join to hang out and make their own coffins. New Zealand is home to at least a dozen coffin clubs, where elderly folks gather to build and decorate their own caskets. Participants say that, aside from saving money, the club also serves as a support group that brings people together and helps them face the inevitable. Source

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I know I’m only 27 but can I join

[stfuconnor]

me: *is left alone with my grandma at a family gathering* me: so…………. you vape??

[ciefable]

just so we’re all clear the beach boys would decimate the beatles in a fist fight through sheer Californian force of will

[himborc]

only pokemon fans understand

DELELELEBWOOOOOOOP

[littlebluecaboose]

what the fuck

[bakaccha]

UNSETTLING

[hihicecil]

#WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL PARTNER

[lierdumoa]

Saw this post about straight dudes feeling emasculated at the thought of taking their wife’s last name, and it gave me a sudden craving for fantasy media where some dude is called Leopold THE DESTROYER or some shit and there are all these rumors going around about how he got his moniker, all these made up stories about how he must have razed a village to the ground or slayed 12 dragons or some shit and it turns out he just took his wife’s last name.

[thebibliosphere]

“What was your name before?”

“Meadowalker.”

“…”

“I miss it sometimes y’know, but eh,” he smiles wistfully as he looks over to where his wife is sharpening her sword. “What can you do when you marry for love.”

[boobasprite]

[babyanimalgifs]

If you’re having a bad day, watch this

[bob-belcher]

[thunderingstars]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[harold-shes-lesbian]

this is too real though

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[c0ntemplations]

nothing says you’re in your early 20s like a good ole’ fashioned panic attack about your life choices and the fact that every move you make is extremely critical to what path you’re going to go down for the next 5 or 10 years but i mean it’s whatever

[hollowoutmybody]

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[hollowoutmybody]