hstvlcs:
“i should hope so! wouldn’t wanna be anyone else’s! this is all sounding very sad – buying your own birthday gifts seems like its excusing people who forget. like SOMEONE i know! and i show myself self-love in different ways. wait! that sounds – i just mean i spoil myself rotten when it comes to my clothes. gucci suits for days, y’know? is it really so wrong to want a gift from one of my best friends? hm? aren’t you supposed to get your fake-boyfriend a gift?”
“ i did not forget your birthday !! i sent you a card, didn’t i ?? did it ever occur to you that maybe i wanted to wait so i could give you your gift in person ?? you know how it is between us, whenever i’m on the east coast, you’re on the west. it actually really offends me that you think i’d forget your birthday, you’re my best friend haz of course i didn’t forget. ”














