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hstvlcs:

“i should hope so! wouldn’t wanna be anyone else’s! this is all sounding very sad – buying your own birthday gifts seems like its excusing people who forget. like SOMEONE i know! and i show myself self-love in different ways. wait! that sounds – i just mean i spoil myself rotten when it comes to my clothes. gucci suits for days, y’know? is it really so wrong to want a gift from one of my best friends? hm? aren’t you supposed to get your fake-boyfriend a gift?”

“ i did not forget your birthday !! i sent you a card, didn’t i ?? did it ever occur to you that maybe i wanted to wait so i could give you your gift in person ?? you know how it is between us, whenever i’m on the east coast, you’re on the west. it actually really offends me that you think i’d forget your birthday, you’re my best friend haz of course i didn’t forget. ”

#c; harry

hstvlcs:

“ maybe so, but at least i’m YOUR little bitch! are you really trying to convince me that i should buy myself a birthday gift? that’s the most sad thing i have ever heard. just because i can afford things doesn’t mean i don’t deserve to get a little something from someone else! next you’ll be telling me i have to throw my own birthday party or buy my own christmas presents. ”

“ and don’t i know it babe ! well i think everyone should buy themselves a gift for their birthday, besides 2018 is the self-proclaimed year of self love ! so you’re telling me that you got nothing for your birthday from anyone else ? jesus styles, stop being so MELODRAMATIC, you know that’s my thing. ”

#c; harry

pcrriie:

“ that literally sounds like the b e s t kind of valentines day though, i don’t know what more you could want or ask for ! ”

“ i just don’t understand where valentines became this like totally bitter occasion for single people like show yourself some self love, do a face mask and watch your favorite movie ! its the perfect occasion for self love. ”

#c; perrie

hrcns:

“i feel like it’s such a lame holiday, though? like, you should be loving people everyday and not just because some hallmark holiday tells you too.”

“ well sadly sometimes guys, in particular, need a little prompting to you know, celebrate love. i think everyone should be a little more like you, the world would be a much better place. ”

#c; niall

hstvlcs:

“that’s all very interesting. very educational. but none of that is nearly as monumental as… well, me. i like prada. y’know – for future gift ideas or in case you wanted to donate a little something now so as to not keep me waiting for another whole MONTH. people are not gifts, sara. that’s objectification. your presence is a present but i need a gift.”

“ oh my gosh you little BITCH !! well sorry mr movie star but you can afford new season prada a million times over so you’re going to have to buy it yourself i am a lowly model styles, that victorias secret pay check isn’t as much as people think. ”

#c; harry

brhstvlcs:

“ you know why it’s one of MY favourite holidays? because it’s in february which happens to be the best month in the entire year. it started with a bang back in 1994 and nothing has been able to top it since. speaking of, am i getting a belated birthday gift? i think i deserve a birthday gift. i’m feeling OLD. ”

“ you want to know what also happened in 1994 ? oj simpson fleeing the police in the white bronco, brazil won the world cup and amazon was founded ! well considering i just spent my entire pay check on new season prada you’re going to have to wait until next month, besides am i not a gift enough ? me your intellectually stimulating whilst also incredibly beautiful fake girlfriend ? ”

#c; harry

codyvllen:

“ i don’t remember asking about what you did on wednesday, but nonetheless – i’ll just be straight up then: i don’t care. though i do agree with the part about it not being a surprise that you were single, sounds suitable, but hey, that’s probably just my opinion on things. “

“ look asshole, it’s called making conversation, as it was my new years resolution to try and turn over a new leaf with those who’ve wronged me i thought i’d be nice, but no obviously you’re going to be a child and keep up your pathetic asshole facade. look at me sweetheart, does it really look like i’m single by choice ? ”

#c; cody #// LET THE GAMES BEGIN

ctrlbenzo:

“ girl, no. now i’m offended i wasn’t invited to this valentines day party — like, we could’ve made it a duo night ! but it’s okay, i understand. i’m obviously no match for a young leo dicaprio; then again, i don’t think any one really is. or your puppy. i’m glad you had a pretty great day though ! “

“ oh my gosh we totally should of !! well in actual fact i was thinking of getting a ton of us to go out because i’ve been DYING for an occasion to wear my new dior but it was like titanic was just calling my name on my lonely valentines. “

#c; ash b

“ i know valentines has been and gone but it really is one of my favorite holidays like seeing other people in love is just the SWEETEST thing ever. no surprise i was single but you bet i was having a little valentines day party for one filled with my three favorite things, pizza, young leonardo dicaprio and my puppy. ”

#shq;start

fckhathaway

am i complaining that i’m spending valentine’s day with stormi? not at all. i wouldn’t change having my little valentine for anything, no matter what anyone says about my age and other crap. i may be single but i have my whole family here for me and that’s enough for me. plus I have chocolate so that makes me happy too.

ssampco-blog

“ please tell me you’ve dressed her up all valentines themed because that would just be the sweetest thing ever. it’s really not anyone else’s place to say shit about you becoming a parent, personally i think that if anyone was as successful at your age as you they’d be in the perfect position to have a baby. ”

#c; kylie

hi luvs !!! this is my lil underrated bby sara sampaio and i’d love to plot with u all !! i’ll leave some lil starting points for her under the read more so yeah pls love me

#intro post #sara