maybe in another life

so you want me to give you honesty, said you wanted every piece of me, you don't wanna hear me out tonight, i just turn around and say goodnight 

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message ✉️ angels we have heard on high👼

angel: im flexible i guess

angel: omg you should play the grinch!!! they won't have to waste money on fx artists or anything!

angel: i need to find someone who can make this happen asap

serena: oh, didn't realize i was talking to simone biles

serena: RUDE

serena: //: yeah, well, i have all the qualities except green skin

serena: so HA, SOME artists needed

serena: produce it plz

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(1) imessage [ serena ]

chance: i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not because yea duh i am pretty famous duh

chance: thank you! i keep telling people i AM funny.

chance: i think i have other more redeeming qualities. i'm pretty charming too.

chance: aw yeah mali's the coolest. she's cooler than most. not me tho.

chance:

serena: can i have your autograph?

serena: hmmm yeah, charming is applicable

serena: MOST of the time

serena: you're charming enough to have a hot, cool wife SO

serena: mali IS cooler than u

serena: im strong enough to admit she's cooler than me- and i am VERY cool

serena: uhhh i thought i redeemed the crushing of ego w a compliment??? is that NOT enough to prove my love and affection for u?????

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message ✉️ alvin, simon, (theo)dore

theo: a scrub can't get no love from me

theo: me: wants to see you in hacker glasses and say 'i'm in'

theo: well of course, i'm not gonna send cruddy pics

theo: are yours tasteful???

serena: THE 2019 mood

serena: i'll lobby my show's writers RIGHT now to give me a hacker storyline just for that moment

serena: emmy winning content tbh

serena: mine? always tasteful, just enough skin, ya know?

serena: im very photogenic so

serena: all about those angles

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message ✉️ angels we have heard on high👼

angel: i am literally the least annoying person on this planet earth

angel: what are you even talking about

angel: im just telling the truth here

angel: i'm a no bullshit kinda guy yk :/

serena: that...... is a STRETCH

serena: a large stretch

serena: i mean, maybe u should bullshit sometimes

serena: bc my cold heart??? HURT

serena: they should make another live action grinch remake

serena: so that i can play the grinch and my heart can grow

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(1) imessage [ serena ]

chance: ryan seacrest blah blah it's a bet

chance: HA! I KNEW YOU'D SAY FUNNY!

chance: but ouch messy and annoying?? damn. my feelings are hurt buddy. :(

serena: wow, u are so famous, i am SHAKING

serena: i mean, i couldnt lie about that

serena: it's your most redeeming quality

serena: well, that, and your kid- your kid is cool

serena: what are best friends for if not to put u in your place at ANY given time

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(1) imessage [ open ]

chance: yo

chance: quick question! 3 words to describe me go!

serena: uhhhh just 3??? what is this for???

serena: messy, annoying..... and, hm, funny ig

serena: i could only think of mostly bad ones sry //:

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i was only lying when i looked in your eyes

now i’m lying with you one last time and it’s

so sad so sexy

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message ✉️ garden of

eden: well now you're speaking my language princess

eden: when are you free?

serena: whenever u want me to be free

serena: im flexible

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message ✉️ angels we have heard on high👼

angel: ME?

angel: ANNOYING?

angel: NEVER

angel: you could scroll thru my contact list and pick anybody at random and they would be :/

serena: *ALWAYS

serena: it's time u knew the truth

serena: WOW

serena: i came out here to apologize for MY mistakes and instead i get ATTACKED

serena: ........but also

serena: fair

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message ✉️ garden of

eden: i'm sure they are but i'm much more interested in seeing what i saw last night

eden: you have plenty huh?

eden: why don't give me a sneak peak at this folder then?

serena: u can have as many sneak peaks as u want

serena: or you could just come see it in person idk

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message ✉️ angels we have heard on high👼

angel: if u block me on snap this friendship is OVER

angel: i don't think that's true at all but okay serena

serena: fine

serena: only bc i like your snaps

serena: even when you're being fucking annoying

serena: also how DARE u

serena: who do u know that is more thoughtful and genuine??

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message ✉️ terry😈

teresa: what were we competing for?

teresa: biggest dumbass?

teresa: i might need a new reminder...

teresa: preferably right now

serena: uhhhh does it matter? i'm winning anyway

serena: rn rn?

serena: like i said

serena: COME OVER STUPID

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message ✉️ alvin, simon, (theo)dore

theo: no gentleman of mine, thank you very much!

theo: nah it was a long time ago, i'm sure he's deleted them

theo: i hope so, at least

serena: true, definitely more of a scrub smh

serena: me: becomes a hacker just to see if this dickhole still has your nudes

serena: tho i'm sure they were very tasteful photographs

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message ✉️ angels we have heard on high👼

angel: ??? you can't block me on snap how else will i annoy you

angel: how THOUGHTFUL of you

angel: i'm touched, truly

serena: you're crafty, im sure you can find COUNTLESS ways

serena: im nothing if not thoughtful

serena: thats what everyone always says about me

[watson-emma]

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message ✉️ garden of

eden: i'm an expensive woman

eden: that's the last thing i plan on asking for darling

serena: my feet are very attractive

serena: but FAIR

serena: and preferable

serena: other pics are better and i have plenty

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message ✉️ alvin, simon, (theo)dore

theo: once i sent nudes to this one dude on accident and he screenSHOTTED THEM,,,, i wanted death and still do

serena: oh my god?????

serena: what a RUDE gentleman

serena: if u give me a name i'll go intimidate the SHIT out of him