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[tomhollandnet]

Outtakes from Tom Holland's portraits for The Crowded Room press

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get his ass

[tomdayaland]

Tom trolling by holding Law's hand as they leave the restaurant. 😂

[shellshocklove]

TOM HOLLAND as NATHAN DRAKE in UNCHARTED (2022)

[shellshocklove]

TOM HOLLAND as NATHAN DRAKE UNCHARTED 2022 | dir. Ruben Fleischer

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[tomhollandnet]

Tom leaving ITV's studios (x)

[marisatomay]

my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn’t happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn’t ruin everyone else’s dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left

[marisatomay]

it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife

[marisatomay]

I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light

[marisatomay]

the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didn’t just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and asked nicely if he could have some pasta i did share with him

[marisatomay]

sometimes you’re an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out

[rivkahstudies]

OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and prioritize yourself bless u

[tomhollandnet]

And for me, that’s a great great thing to have figured it out.

[mancandykings]

TOM HOLLAND reacts to Cherry | British GQ

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[marimo-stuff]

Finally Tumblr knows about this now and yall can watch it. It’s amazing and I died watching it. It needs to be shared with all.

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[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

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[thefoggygolem]

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

[gomi-chandesu]

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

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[dontblamethewitches]

tw death

just watched a video from caitlin doughty aka ask a mortician and she finally had to make THAT video. all year, she has said that her funeral home in l.a. has been able to handle the amount of bodies they were getting. but now after reaching an insane number of deaths and counting, her funeral home is finally completely overrun with bodies, just like all the other funeral homes, crematoriums and hospitals. the bodies are quite literally stacking up.

the government is nowhere to be seen to help them in this absolute crisis. she along with disaster relief professionals have incredible ideas on how to alleviate the situation even slightly. she said that people were dying at home with no hospice care or pain medication. ambulances are so tied up that they are having to make the call on who needs care over others. she said there has been a huge mask issue, with little penalties or arrests.

the cases soared after the holidays because people cannot stop traveling and having parties and all this nonsense. yall really need to wear your masks. we just cremated my 92 year old grandmother who was doing well up until she caught covid because nurses at her assisted living facility werent wearing masks when one of them was positive.

caitlin and everyone who works with her from other funeral home directors to autopsy doctors to anyone and everyone else involved in the death process are so overwhelmed that they are now afraid.

please call your local representatives and let them know how you feel about the lack of assistance places like los angeles are recieving.

[bob-belcher]

Please watch this video. Especially if you live in the Los Angeles area / anywhere else in California. L.A. is one the current (if not the worst) COVID hotspots in America and with Governor, Gavin Newsom lifting the stay at home order (Jan 25th) at a time like this, brings a high chance of positive cases going up rapidly. All (especially in harder hit areas) frontline workers and funeral homes are overwhelmed at this point. This has to get under control somehow! Please call your representatives, Californians! And please share this YouTube video on other platforms!!! Stay safe and wear a mask!

[prismatic-bell]

My mother died on the 2nd. Please note her death was NOT FROM COVID—she’d been sick with COPD for quite some time and her heart simply gave out.

It took TWO WEEKS for her to have a funeral because everything is so jammed. Two weeks. The normal lead time is 2-3 days.

That’s where we’re at right now. Two weeks.

[renthony]

I have watched every single YouTube video that Caitlin Doughty has ever made or guest-starred in, and I have never seen her this visibly shaken and pissed off. I can only imagine the hell that healthcare & deathcare professionals are dealing with right now. Jesus.

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[margokesses]

This is def one of the best spiderman edits i’ve ever seen. The transitions are *chefs kiss*

From Akeditx on youtube!!