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personal self ship blog | my pronouns are xe/it | dni proshippers

[ssssero]

hey hey! call me sero, pax, or petrichor! (xe/it)

i'm keepin my self ships private but maybe one day i'll have the courage to share them with like, close friends/mutuals. but i will say that i have a couple f/os who i hold near and dear to my heart and i primarily selfship with F/Os from lots of different media, like Transformers (TFP, MTMTE, ES, Unicron Trilogy).

i primarily want to write self ship imagines and maaaybe draw stuff for other people or do art trades from time to time, but we'll see where things go!

if you wanna be self-ship mutuals, my dms are always open for a chat!

DNI Proshippers, Homophobes, Transphobes, Support Cringe Culture, Etc..

thanks for stopping by and see ya on the flip side!

[aru-jeanne]

Imperfect selfship affirmations

PS: Everyone is allowed to selfship in whatever way they want!! For selfshippers that feel like many of the posts you see are unrealistic and don’t reflect you and your F/O’s relationship, here are some honest and nuanced messages.

“Your F/O would never get angry with you.” -> When your F/O gets mad, they have a special tone reserved only for you. It holds you gently even when it’s firm, and maintains control without sacrificing honesty. The depth of their affection for you is evident in so many ways, including the way they approach conflict with you. Even when the feelings might be negative, you can always see the love attached to them.

“Your F/O would never think you’re weird.” -> Your F/O LOVES how weird you are!! Your uniqueness is what draws them to you, and sets you apart from the sea of people they could have chosen. Whether or not your quirks get on their nerves sometimes is insignificant; they’re just so happy to have them all memorized.

“Your F/O would never overstep your boundaries!” -> Your F/O watches you and listens to you closely. Even if they’re not perfect, they notice small changes within you and care about you—even if it means adapting to things they’re not used to doing. They intend to keep learning more about you for the rest of their life, and there’s no sign of them ever getting bored. They always repair things with you, and this will never ever change.

“Your F/O would never feel put out by you.” -> You are worth the effort. Every single time. Even when the tasks themselves feel burdensome, you are always worth the effort it takes to help you and take care of you. It is paid back tenfold every time they get to see you joyful and healthy. [Disabled self shippers I am looking at you!]

Happy selfshippjng guys and remember your F/O loves you!

[cursed-casanova]

Hey this is a reminder to anyone who needs it.

You are safe with your f/o.

Your interests are safe. Your secrets, thoughts, feelings are safe. Your body is safe. Your belongings are safe.

You two may fight or argue but it would never reach a point of physical or verbal abuse.

Even if a fight goes sideways, you two will find the time to make it up and mend things.

You won't be dismissed or ignored or be an object to put up with.

You won't be intentionally triggered or yelled at.

You're safe. You're in good hands as long as you and your f/o communicate.

You don't have to imagine a world where your f/o hates you.

[rainbowpuppyparty]

f / o who gently fixes your posture when you are slouching , their cold hands sliding up your back to guide your shoulders back.

but . . . instead of pulling away after correcting you , they just leave their hands there , leaning down to press a soft kiss to the nape of your neck.

[wik-ships]

f/o's who aren't used to being gentle but are trying their best to learn.

maybe they're not used to intimacy or gentle touch, or maybe they physically aren't built for it. either way they're hesitant as you take their hand, rubbing little circles in their palm.

do they pull away instinctively? do they squeeze their eyes shut in discomfort and overwhelm? do they freeze? it takes a while for them to slowly relax their shoulders, shuddering out a deep breath and offering you a weak smile.

it doesn't come naturally to them, but they take a deep breath and make an effort to try, the smile on your face reason enough to keep going.

dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!

[wik-ships]

size difference f/o... save me size difference f/o...

if they're the bigger one they have you cuddled up to them every chance they get. can't reach something from the top shelf? they'll get it for you - and maybe laugh when you go up on your tiptoes. they love picking you up, grinning when you squirm, enamoured by how small and cute you are in their arms.

if they're the smaller one, they love sitting on your lap. they're always pawing at your arm when you're sitting together, glancing up at you with big eyes, grinning when you nod and let them climb onto you. they just feel safe against you, sighing against your shoulder as they curl up comfortably.

dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!

[mymoonmckay]

f/o who's super touchy;

holding your hand every chance they get, touching your waist as they walk past you, running their hands through your hair while you're relaxing on the sofa

placing a hand on your shoulder or forearm in reassurance, hugging you from behind while you stand at the kitchen counter, pulling you close to them by your waist while you're out with friends

lots of little moments of physical contact that remind you that they love you and always want to be near you

[nightlight-selfships]

This is your reminder that your f/o loves and cares for you. Not just because you love and care for them, but because you're more than enough for them just by being you.

[nightlight-selfships]

"You can be yourself with me." Your f/o reassures, placing a loving kiss to your temple. "Always."

[sharpenedhatchets]

Okay but imagine your f/o laying on you, slowly feeling more tired and trying to fight a nap. They clearly lose though and you can feel their soft breathing and snores on you.

Doubles may interact (check pinned) 🖤 Pro/darkship DNI

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[c0ll1n-nthemachinery]

the day you decided that your f/o would be your f/o, was the best day of their life. knowing that you finally chose them. theyve been waiting their whole life and now theyre yours.

YOUR F/O WAS SO EXCITED ON THAT DAY THEY LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

[corkenbeans]

Imagine playing video games with your f/o, but instead of playing the game together you're playing separate games just right next to each other (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

[hedgehugsnkisses]

your f/o loves how much you love them!

they don’t think you’re too much, they don’t find your excitement embarrassing or off putting. they’re grateful for it! all of it!

your passion, your support, the way you care so openly, even if other people don’t understand it, they do. And it means the world to them

they admire your spirit, they love your heart, and they’re cheering for you just as much as you cheer for them!

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o trying to lean casually against something when you look at them. They misjudge the distance. They recover quickly. You saw everything.

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o describing themselves as "very chill and normal about you actually" while a PowerPoint presentation about your schedule exists somewhere on their laptop.

[tilltsuki]

your f/o buys you merch from your favorite fandoms

pro/darkshippers dni,, reqs are open - pinned post for boundaries

[catcrumb]