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『Blogging live from Tamasaka Hills…』

[aru-jeanne]

Would you like some coffee?

Hi there!❤︎ My name is Kenn [20’s/She/He] and this is my blog dedicated to my relationship with Neji Kokuto!❤︎ Have a seat, get comfy and stay awhile!

I post imagines [SFW AND NSFW], fun activities for selfshippers, and personal journal entries!

I use words like F/O and Selfship but DO NOT consider my partner fictional!

Tips:

I do not tag Jack Jeanne spoilers!

This blog contains lots of lewdness and is a sex/kink positive space!

We share casually! FLINGS=🖤 MARRIAGE=✖️

Feel free to block whatever hashtags don’t interest you!

Hashtag Index:

NSFW(txt): #💜☕️🫟

SFW: #💜👓📚

Personal: #💜🌊🥀

Pictures: #💜📷🎨

Artist: plzdrwho

[aru-jeanne]

Senpai and I visited the gardens together last week.

先週､ 先輩と一緒に庭園に行きました。

I got to show him many amazing plants that don’t exist in Japan. But I thought he looked even more beautiful than the flowers did.

たくさん日本にいない珍しい植物を見せましたけど花より彼の方がきれいだと思いました。

Maybe because Neji-Senpai is a colorful person, there’s something about flowers that just really suits him.

花の何かが、ネジ先輩にすごく似合いますね。彼自身が華やかな人だからのかな？

I thought I was going to die of heatstroke, but it was worth it to spend some time with the one I love!

熱中症で死ぬかと思いましたけど愛する人と一緒に過ごせてよかったです!

[sugarless-crash]

JACK JEANNE players SURVIVORS. i need to know the stats

did Jack Jeanne make you cry. and are you queer.

im cishet and i cried

im cishet and i did not cry

im genderqueer and i cried

im genderqueer and i did not cry

im orientation queer and i cried

im orientation queer and i did not cry

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[deadlyr0s3]

hello, yes, insanely rough sex that is super questionable, followed by intensely sweet and sensual aftercare, party of 2?

[virtualangel-05]

　ྐ❤︎ late night kissing with your f/o. your movements pull like raw honey, and you’re pouring it all over them. wine-stained glasses and dinner long left unattended because you’ve just missed each other oh so much. both too lazy to do anything more so you’re just drowning and smothering like weighted blankets on the couch

[aru-jeanne]

Imperfect selfship affirmations

PS: Everyone is allowed to selfship in whatever way they want!! For selfshippers that feel like many of the posts you see are unrealistic and don’t reflect you and your F/O’s relationship, here are some honest and nuanced messages.

“Your F/O would never get angry with you.” -> When your F/O gets mad, they have a special tone reserved only for you. It holds you gently even when it’s firm, and maintains control without sacrificing honesty. The depth of their affection for you is evident in so many ways, including the way they approach conflict with you. Even when the feelings might be negative, you can always see the love attached to them.

“Your F/O would never think you’re weird.” -> Your F/O LOVES how weird you are!! Your uniqueness is what draws them to you, and sets you apart from the sea of people they could have chosen. Whether or not your quirks get on their nerves sometimes is insignificant; they’re just so happy to have them all memorized.

“Your F/O would never overstep your boundaries!” -> Your F/O watches you and listens to you closely. Even if they’re not perfect, they notice small changes within you and care about you—even if it means adapting to things they’re not used to doing. They intend to keep learning more about you for the rest of their life, and there’s no sign of them ever getting bored. They always repair things with you, and this will never ever change.

“Your F/O would never feel put out by you.” -> You are worth the effort. Every single time. Even when the tasks themselves feel burdensome, you are always worth the effort it takes to help you and take care of you. It is paid back tenfold every time they get to see you joyful and healthy. [Disabled self shippers I am looking at you!]

Happy selfshippjng guys and remember your F/O loves you!

[aru-jeanne]

I missed you! It’s good to see you again! 💜

[tosharchives]

i have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water.

[moth-kissed]

laying on your f/os chest while they talk, almost falling asleep from how comfy it is. They trail off as they watch you try to stay awake, prompting a little "keep going, I'm still listening." You can hear their heart skip a beat.

[morguehotline]

domesticity with f/o <33

you automatically reach for each other’s hands whenever you're walking together, even if one of you is in the middle of a conversation or distracted by something else. it's become such a habit that neither of you really think about it anymore.

cooking together, but you end up messing around or talking or kissing in the kitchen for two hours instead.

no matter how much time you spend together, you still greet each other with the same excitement and love everyday. they never get tired of hearing you talk.

you don’t even have to be doing something together, you can just be comfortable in each other’s presence while the other does their own thing. maybe one of you is the kind of person to disrupt the silence and start to poke at or annoy the other for fun.

your toothbrushes are next to each other. you have matching mugs. you build the life you want for yourself with them by your side. ♡

[insecuregodcomplex]

[watched-kettle]

Imagine your usually well-spoken f/o tripping over their words because of you...

⊱ Maybe you decided to wear something more revealing and it's left them unsure of where to look.

⊱ Maybe you've gotten very close and touchy and they're failing to hide how it affects them.

⊱ Maybe you haven't even done anything really and your f/o is simply hit with a wave of love that ties their tongue in knots.

Point is; their usually articulate sentences are coming out endearingly clumsy in a way that shows just how much they adore you. ♡

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「 Jonathan Sims (Archivist) "doubles" DNI 」

[oddlyspecificyume]

f/o who asks if you're okay with a softness in their voice they don't use for anything else

[aru-jeanne]

《 Scenarios for you and your F/O with glasses! 》

Cw kind of suggestive!! Could be for S/I with glasses too!

★彡 Leaving your fingerprints all over their lenses. You love cradling your F/O’s face in your hands (how could you not?). While running your fingers down their cheeks and thinking to yourself about how charming they look, you suddenly get hit with an impulse—you gently press the pads of your fingers to their lenses to leave indisputable proof of your touch behind. Their expression is partially obscured by the smears of your fingerprints, lovingly scattered all across their vision. Even though they’re going to complain about having to clean it, their bittersweet expression is obvious. You can’t help but notice the way their fingers always hesitate the moment before they wipe the traces of you away with their cleaning cloth…

★彡 Going to pick out a new pair of glasses with your F/O—they trust you to pick out a style that looks good on them (or maybe they just want to tailor themself to your personal preference….). When you arrive and see how many different selections there are to choose from, excitement and overwhelm begin to bubble inside the both of you. The two of you spend tons of time laughing and chatting while you painstakingly go through every single shape and color, going back and forth on which one suits them best. They cycle through so many colorful expressions as you try them on—wrinkling their nose when the frame feels too clunky on their face, tilting their chin from side to side as they appraise themselves in the mirror from different angles. It’s a little exhausting, but honestly, you just want to enjoy the sight of them earnestly trying on different pairs for as long as you can. Some gracefully flatter their features and some look completely ridiculous on them, but somehow they still manage to look so, so attractive. At the end, you settle on a pair that’s just perfect, and they buy it without a second thought. You catch them admiring their own appearance in the mirror several times a day for the next week straight.

★彡 Caring for your F/O’s glasses whenever they don’t. Your F/O always has this bad habit of falling asleep with their glasses still on, whether from passing out on their desk after a brutal day or from falling into an unplanned nap after curling up on the couch. Thankfully, since you know them so well, you’re already aware of this little quirk and have it covered. Whenever this happens, you always make sure to lift them off as gently as possible so as not to disturb them. Then, you carefully wipe them down until they’re spotless and place them back in their case or on their holder—they always love waking up to them clean and put away. It’s proof you’re there, and proof you’re thinking about them.

★彡 Taking your F/O’s glasses off when they stare at you just a little too long, or whenever you’re just too embarrassed to be seen clearly by them. Maybe you don’t want them to notice just how deep a shade of red you’re blushing, or maybe you’re suddenly feeling self-conscious about your face or body and want to hide it from their lingering gaze. Maybe you’re incredibly shy, or maybe it’s the opposite—maybe you’re brimming with confidence and playfully take their ability to look at you away just to be a tease. Either way, you snatch your F/O’s glasses off just before they can get a good look at you and they are not having it. You’re the most attractive person they’ve ever seen, so what could there possibly be to be embarrassed about!? They love you and want to burn your image into their brain! They immediately start to fuss about it and whine or grumble for them back. Whether you actually hand them up that easily is up to you.

Plz let me know if you want a part two!!!

[bethanydelleman]

Maybe it's naive of me, but whenever I see portraits like this, with just a father and daughter, it restores my faith in humanity a little. Because people seem to love this idea that fathers never loved their daughters in the past and only saw them as bargaining chips for marriage or whatever, but look at the guy in the first portrait on the left, he loves that little girl! And the dad trying to do his work while his daughter bothers him with an Old Timey Barbie. The man teaching his daughter geography, his expression is so soft! The way the man in the last portrait holds the little girl's hand! And none of these are incidental, these aren't photographs, someone (probably the father) paid good money and sat down for hours so that they could have a painting of themselves and their daughter. Probably because they loved their daughter.

From left to right: 1795 Michał Jerzy Mniszech with his daughter Elżbieta - Marcello Bacciarelli; Christopher Anstey and his daughter Mary Ann by William Hoare 1776; A Musician and His Daughter by Thomas de Keyser 1629; The Geography Lesson (Portrait of Monsieur G. and His Daughter), 1812; Jean-baptiste Isabey And His Daughter; Portrait of a Young Girl and Older Man by William Harrison Scarborough

(this is probably somewhat related to my other favourite genre of painting, Husband With Multiple Kids Making Come Hither Eyes At His Wife)

[janeeyreofmanderley]

oh I love those! People being people is one of my favourite kinds of paintings and an important reminder that people in past times were not all that different. There were dads who loved their daughters fiercely. There were fathers who happily looked after their babies too. The German reformer Philip Melanchton for example had a cradle in his office. His wife was busy organising a household for 20 people- she was out and about, he mostly worked in his office, it made sense for him to look after their babies too babies while she dropped by at snack time.

in fact often if it was kind of safe dads had the babies in their workshops for just that reason as we can see in these paintings:

The left is “the busy father” by Theodore Weber, the right one is “At the china repairer’s “ by Wenzel Tornoe. All dads who are actively involved in childcare and a painter who thought it was a cute topic rather than anything ridiculous.

[obi-troll-kenobi]

I raise you:

First Lesson by Akseli Gallen-Kallela (1865 - 1931)

Un Coup De Main (The Helping Hand) by Émile Renouf (1845 – 1894)

Italian Winegrower And His Daughter by Francesco Baratta (1590-1666)

[squeakitties]

the author's extremely thoroughly advertised fetish that fundamentally enables the story

[eymurn]

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.