Paladins + Lotor (& Klance) as popular Musical Songs
(these are also my favorite musicals rip. I’m seeing Book of Mormon in 3 days and i’m actually gonna bawl)
Keith: Waving Through a Window // Dear Evan Hansen
- “I learned to slam on the breaks, before I even turned the keys, before I make the mistake, before I lead with the worst of me.”
(I feel like this song suits Keith for some reason. Am I crazy? Possibly. I could’ve also used ‘Man Up’ from The Book of Mormon lmao.)
Shiro: You Gotta Die Sometime // Falsettos
- “Let’s get on with living while we can and not play dumb, Death’s gonna come, When it does, screw the nerves, I’ll be eating hors d'oeuvres, It’s the roll of the dice and no crime, You gotta die sometime.”
(I feel like this one doesn’t need and explanation. Shiro would accept death with open arms eventually.)
Lance: Michael In The Bathroom // Be More Chill
- “Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair, Now through no fault of mine, there’s no other half there, Now I’m just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom, at a party, Forget how long it’s been, I’m just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party, No you can’t come in!”
(Honestly just poor Lance okay. I see a lot of him in Michael and that’s pretty depressing.)
Hunk: Baptize Me // The Book of Mormon
- “A special girl who makes my heart kinda flutter, Makes my eyes kinda blur, I can’t believe I’m about to baptize her, He will baptize me, He will hold me in his arms, And he will baptize me right in front of everyone and it will set me free when he looks into my eyes, And he sees just how much I love being baptized.”
(I have no explanation for this other than Hunk and Shay as Arnold and Nabalungi okay bye)
Pidge: Voices In My Head // Be More Chill
- “And there are voices in my ear I guess these never disappear, I’ll let ‘em squeal and I will deal and make up my own mind, Might still have voices in my head, But now, they’re just the normal kind, Voices in my head, but now they’re the normal kind!”
(I love Pidge okay and the techno beat of BMC suits her)
Lotor: World Burn // Mean Girls
- “I wanna watch the world burn
I got the gasoline, I wanna watch the world burn and everyone get mean, Cady, time to watch your back, Cady, time to turn and cough, Because you took me down but you didn’t finish me off.”
(This one is kind of a joke but Lotor is such a Regina George okay. Also I totally could’ve used What’d I Miss from Hamilton but I restrained myself)
BONUS!! Klance: What Is this Feeling? // Wicked
- “What is this feeling, So sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you, My pulse is rushing, My head is reeling, My face is flushing, What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, Does it have a name? Yes! Loathing, Unadulterated loathing.”
(Jfc this song is them ok)
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