[windinathunderstorm]

Rin, she/her

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[paranormal-taters]

MY DEAR TUMBLR USERS!!

WONDERFUL NEWS!!

NETHERFIELD PARK IS LET AT LAST!!!

[paranormal-taters]

[soychronicprocrastinator]

What a wonderful thing for our girls!!!

[lady-merian]

How so? How can it affect them? 🤨

[sunflowergardens-world]

My dear Merian! You must know I am thinking of his reblogging from one of them!

[green-great-dragon]

Is that his design in blogging here?

[estel-and-agape]

Design? nonsense, how can you write so! But it is very likely that he may reblog from one of them, and therefore you must follow him as soon as his blog is online.

[lady-merian]

I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may follow him, or they may follow him by themselves, which perhaps will be still better for them, for as you are as clever as any of them he might reblog most from you of the party.

[soychronicprocrastinator]

My dear, you flatter me. I certainly HAVE had my share of cleverness, but I do not pretend to be anything extraordinary now. When a woman has five grown-up mutuals, she ought to give over thinking of her own reblog counts.

[siena-sevenwits]

In such cases, a woman has not often much of a reblog count to think of.

[paranormal-taters]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Okay but Edgecote Hall which played Netherfield in the 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice with Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth went up for sale last month and is currently under offer, so Netherfield Hall IS in fact let sold at last!

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...the alt text?

[thyla]

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Are you sure it isn't time for a colourful metaphor?

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[chameliyun]

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[gryffin-who-cannot-fly]

[ID: A photo of a pigeon. It does, in fact, look gorgeous.]

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

-_-

I worked so hard to free you all…

[qin-shi-huang-di]

i have the chance to do something so funny right now

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

🖕🖕

[rain-clouds-and-autumn-leaves]

Quick everyone!!! REBLOG!!!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

tremble before the might of my QIN ARMY you illiterate, illegitimate, ill-begotten COUNTRY BUMPKIN! attack, my patriotic citizens! (and the conscripted forces who have no choice in the matter)

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

I famously overthrew the Qin dynasty, going from a peasant to one of the most beloved emperors of China. Meanwhile. Qin "Shi Huang" over there was a tyrant whose dynasty lasted a whopping….14 years. Oops.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

ha. ha. lmao, even. quick show of hands, peasants, who among you wants to keep living under the powerful arm of an absolute monarch, who controls a centralised government that builds you roads, dykes and waterways--oh, would you look at that, emperor Han Gaozu himself is first in line! even the HATERS and LOSERS want to keep perpetuating the system i created because they do not have the VISION to come up with anything BETTER or MORE INFLUENTIAL. would Liu Bang, the back-stabber and baby-tosser, like to talk about what he contributed to the next 2000 years of Chinese history?

[strike-the-zither]

um -_- off the top of my head -_- here are a list of modern words that are named after the Han dynasty

汉字: Chinese writing, (lit: script of the Han)

汉语: chinese language, (lit: language of the Han)

汉服: traditional clothes, (lit: Han costume)

汉: Han ethnic group, which makes up 99% of china's population

好汉: hero/brave person, (lit: a good Han)

汉堡包: hamburger, (lit: Han Fortress Bun)

[swordsman-jing-ke]

jianli, sweetie, i'm not so sure about the last one...

[local7683]

Ancient warlords are bickering on my tl I love it here

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

Common mistake but we’re emperors, if you want a warlord try @conquerer-of-western-chu

[conquerer-of-western-chu]

Just because you won in the end and got to write the history books doesn't mean you were not a warlord.

AND I didn't have to scrape together all the virtue from my NINE RELATIONS to qualify as an emperor, Pei-GONG.

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

yeah cause you weren’t an emperor? duh?

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

@call-me-bixia BAOBEI LOOK I WON SOMETHING

[call-me-bixia]

Good for you, Gaozu.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

this month you are the lucky emperor to get my period pains projected onto you. this is an act of loyalty and appreciation i promise. i don't want you to suffer. thank you for your qervice to the people.

I DO NOT GET PERIODS

[call-me-bixia]

Congratulations on your pregnancy.

[conquerer-of-western-chu]

I send my condolences to your unborn child.

I will send my army to your unborn child.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I AMN OT PEGRANT!!!!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

omg congratulations on the happy news bixia! 🥢🥜🌹🌰!!!

(this is emoji for “birth a son soon”, the words “chopstick, peanut, rose, seed” are homophones for 快生贵子. I couldnt find a lychee so i used a rose instead).

[qin-shi-huang-di]

NOT PREGAME

[king-sejong-the-great]

Technically, an Emperor is a type of government employee, which means that in Joseon (after my reforms), @qin-shi-huang-di would be eligible for 100 days of maternity leave.

[conquerer-of-western-chu]

Ying Zheng doesn't even take death leave to attend his own funeral; do you think he would risk two men, his son and the father of his son, usurping him during his heir leave?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

hiii bixia, can u pwease use ur awesome emperor powers to smite this peasant for doubting my research? 🥺 pwetty pwease with sugar on top.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🧍‍♂️➡️⬆️↙️⬇️↖️

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

yay! bixia 万岁🎉! your humble intern is ordering another 100 carts of abalone for the baby shower!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

[qin-shi-huang-di]

🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🧍‍♂️↙️⬆️↖️➡️⤵️ 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🧍‍♂️↙️⬆️↖️➡️⤵️ 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🧍‍♂️↙️⬆️↖️➡️⤵️ 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🧍‍♂️↙️⬆️↖️➡️⤵️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[king-sejong-the-great]

Callout post for Emperor Gaozu of Han

@emperor-gaozu-of-han.

Some time back, in a conversation that began with the esteemed @qin-shi-huang-di misspelling the word "seize," you recommended that I urinate in the hats of those who annoy me.

I, being a man of decorum, of course considered this an amusing jape.

Today, in my royal history lessons, I learned that this was a thing that you actually did: literally snatched the hat off of a scholar and urinated in it while he watched. Some accounts claim you did this multiple times to many different men.

So, that having been said, I have a question for you. . .

HOW COME WHEN YOU PISS IN A MAN'S HAT, EVERYONE LAUGHS IT OFF AND YOU'RE STILL REMEMBERED AS A BELOVED HERO OF THE PEOPLE WHO FOUNDED A 400 YEAR DYNASTY, BUT MY FATHER FALLS OFF ONE BLOODY HORSE. . . !?

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

It was funny as hell

I overthrew a really bad dynasty as a peasant

My dynasty was the first golden age of China

I showed the capacity to learn, grow, and change, eventually adopting Confucianism

lmaoooo imagine falling off a horse??

Anyway we were both widely respected for our times and I wouldn’t worry about it too much

[qin-shi-huang-di]

this month you are the lucky emperor to get my period pains projected onto you. this is an act of loyalty and appreciation i promise. i don't want you to suffer. thank you for your qervice to the people.

I DO NOT GET PERIODS

[call-me-bixia]

Congratulations on your pregnancy.

[conquerer-of-western-chu]

I send my condolences to your unborn child.

I will send my army to your unborn child.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I AMN OT PEGRANT!!!!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

omg congratulations on the happy news bixia! 🥢🥜🌹🌰!!!

(this is emoji for “birth a son soon”, the words “chopstick, peanut, rose, seed” are homophones for 快生贵子. I couldnt find a lychee so i used a rose instead).

[qin-shi-huang-di]

NOT PREGAME

[king-sejong-the-great]

Technically, an Emperor is a type of government employee, which means that in Joseon (after my reforms), @qin-shi-huang-di would be eligible for 100 days of maternity leave.

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

fellas, is it gay to … well. I shan’t say.

[angelbabymikaa]

i love garlic so much she is so sexy and cool

[angelbabymikaa]

everybody say thank you central asia

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

(See also the video here from ITN.)

[shofarsogood]

Larry is the only competent British politician.

[deathdovesong]

https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/pets-animals/2026/07/22/chief-mouser-larry-the-cat-london-downing-street-uk-prime-minister-andy-burnham/91009645007/