If Twlight was written by those characters POV’s (besides Bella’s and Edward’s):
Alice: I aLreAdy cOnsIdEr yOu my SistEr. *shipping hard people*, *every chapter a new vision appears*
Emett: and then they banged. end of the story. oh wait, where’s my baseball club?
Jasper: [insert country song here] well, it’s actually a looong story….
Rosalie: I FUCKING HATE BELLA. SHE THINKS SHE HAS A HARD LIFE? WELL SHE HADN’T SEEN MINE! Oh, I adore Renesme <3
Carlisle: *chuckles nervously* What are these kids up to now?
Esme: *sewing*, *sewing*, *sewing* (no jokes, I could literally see her doing that all day)
Jacob: Now I love Bella. Now I love Renesme.
Charlie: Wh- where did she go now? *sighs deep*
Renesmee: sooo here’s my family full of weirdos and Jacob.
Aro: Why are they always the innocents?
Caius: I WILL FUCKING BURN THE CULLENS TO THE BONE! *writes about 200+ pages like this*
Marcus: I just want some peace. I am so done with this.
Jane: “Pain”
Rene: *watching Phill 24/7 and calling Bella 24/7*
*additional* Garret: So have I told you that time when…
you know what? hi! it’s seph here and i’m gonna bring this back after more than one year of hibernation

















