A Devildom Easter Egg Extravaganza [Mammon Route]
MC: “I was thinking…I should probably help Mammon find at least one, or he’s going to be really sad.”
Diavolo: “Hahaha! I love how thoughtful you are, MC.”
Barbatos: “Don’t help him win, though.”
MC: “Lucifer is playing, so that’s unlikely.”
Diavolo: “Fair point. Good luck, MC!”
MC: “Mammon is going to be one of two places…the treasurer’s office or…looking for me…”
Mammon: “MC! I found you!”
Mammon: “Huh? You knew what?”
MC: “That you’re adorable.”
Mammon: “Wh-huh!? You can’t say cheesy stuff like that out of nowhere, MC! I need a warning, remember!?”
Mammon: “G-geez…a-anyway…yer lookin’ for eggs too, right? The ones Barbatos hid? Let me help ya!”
Leviathan: “Not so fast, Mammon!”
Mammon: “Huh!? What’re you doin’ here?”
Leviathan: “I’m here to help MC, obviously.”
Asmodeus: “Me too! Me too!”
Mammon: “The hell ya are!”
MC: “Please get along, you three.”
Leviathan: “Affirmative!”
Mammon: “I-I mean…if that’s what you want.”
MC: “Not really, but that’s where this is going, and there’s not much I can do to stop a hurricane like the three of you…”
Mammon: “Yeah…you can always tell ‘em that one thing you like to do.”
Mammon: “Y’know. It hurts like hell and stuff…”
Mammon: “We took you to court over it…”
Mammon: “Please don’t make me say it…”
Leviathan: “Mammon! Don’t even suggest that!”
MC: “If it really hurts as much as you say it does—“
MC: “…then I’m not going to use it to get time alone with any one of you.”
Asmodeus: “Oooooh, alone time?” *gasp* “Were you trying to get alone time with Mammon!?”
Mammon: “Yo! Hey! What’s wrong with that?”
Leviathan: “Besides everything?”
MC: “Enough banter! Everyone shut up and let’s find some eggs!”
Mammon: “Please be a trap…please be a trap…”
MC: “You know you’re being really suspicious right now…?”
Leviathan: “What are you planning?”
Mammon: “Oh, nothing…not a sneak attack using a trap egg or anything.”
Leviathan: “Let’s tie him up!”
Asmodeus: “Kinky, I like it!”
MC: “…Asmo, go find some rope. Levi, I think I saw a striped egg under the desk. Can you grab it for me?”
MC: “Hurry, go, go, go!”
[RAD Classroom]
Mammon: “Pfft—ahahahaha! That was amazing!”
MC: “Don’t be so loud, Levi is only like ten feet away now, and Asmo went somewhere nearby.”
Mammon: “Easy escape, just blend in with the crowd!”
MC: “Is this an escape technique you use after stealing something…?”
Mammon: “Hahaha. No way. The great Mammon would never get caught!”
MC: “Not the point. Quick, the stairs!”
Lucifer: “Mammon. Watch where you’re going!”
Mammon: “Yikes! Someone’s in a hurry.”
MC: “Yeah…I offered him a reward if he won.”
Mammon: “Huh? What kind of reward?”
MC: “I did not specify, but I think he’s got an idea in mind.”
Mammon: “That’s not good, whatever it is, make sure to reject it! Save all your rewards for—“
MC: “Then…you should probably find at least one normal egg, right?”
Mammon: “Yeah, I got these three here.”
Mammon: “Wait, are you telling me these are all traps?”
Mammon: “Dammit…actually…these might come in handy. Just gotta be careful—“
Mammon walked straight into Solomon and dropped the basket of precious cargo.
You dove to the ground dramatically to prevent the eggs from popping open and releasing the flavors of hell hidden within.
Solomon: “Look at that, you already found some.”
Mammon: “Hell yeah, I did, did y—how the hell’d ya find that many so fast?”
Solomon: “Years of experience.”
Luke: “MC! You’re looking for eggs! I wasn’t sure you were going to.”
MC: “Yep. I’m following Mammon.”
Luke: “To keep an eye on him? Good idea.”
Mammon: “Hey! I don’t wanna hear it from you, Chihuahua. Where’s your owner anyway?”
Luke: “Don’t call me a Chihuahua! And he’s not my owner!”
Simeon: “Are you looking for me, Mammon?”
Mammon: “Yeek! You really come out of nowhere, man…and no…I wasn’t looking for y—“
Alarm: “Mammon Morningstar! You are in violation of the rules! Illegal transfer of eggs is prohibited!”
Solomon: “It means stealing…give Luke his basket back.”
Luke: “I was holding it just now!?”
Alarm: “Mammon Morningstar—“
Mammon: “Fine! I wanted to see if it only applied to Luke…”
Mammon reluctantly handed back Luke’s basket and the basket of the unsuspecting incubus that had been running by.
MC: “Mammon…it’d be really impressive if you could find your very own egg without anyone’s help. Especially the ones Barbatos hid. Do you think you can do that?”
Luke: “It’s like they’re a kindergarten teacher…”
Solomon: “You see it too?”
Simeon: “Let’s get going, Luke, we’re wasting time like this.”
Luke: “Right! Let’s catch up to Sir Raphael.”
Leviathan: “I’ll kill you, Mammon! You’re dead!”
MC: “Hurry, hurry!”
[RAD Classroom]
Mammon: “Th-Think we lost em…?”
MC: “Yeah…and the competition too at this rate. We haven’t really found anything other than the three possible traps you managed not to break.”
Mammon: “Yeah…kinda worried about those three…but don’t worry about losing the competition, I got this in the bag, see!”
Alarm: “Mammon Morningstar! You are in violation of the rules! Illegal transfer of eggs is prohibited!”
MC: “Mammon…remember what I just talked about…”
Mammon: “Fine, I’ll give it back.”
Demon A: “What? When did you even-?”
Mammon: “Shaddup, you’re welcome!”
Mammon: “Oh shit, I can see some in the yard from up here.”
MC: “Really? You must have great vision…”
Mammon: “Stay here and look in the classroom, I’m gonna fly down and get them before anyone else can!”
MC: “Okay! Leave it to me!”
You gave the room a quick once-over and found one inside a student’s desk. From behind you, you heard a scream and a monster’s terrifying roar.
MC: “Mammon! You saved me! What is that thing?”
Mammon: “I dunno, walking plant???”
Satan: “They’re called Triffids, they’re from an island a few thousand miles away from here. How did Thidteen get her hands on them? They’re a protected endangered species?”
Mammon: “Fine, I’ll leave it alone. Creepy looking anyway, and is that…it is!”
Satan: “Huh? Did it have an egg in its mouth? You do realize it could eat you, did you seriously put your arm down its gullet?!”
Mammon: “Looks like these things might be good at finding eggs, too-“
Alarm: “Mammon Morningstar! You are in violation of the rules! Illegal transfer of eggs is prohibited!”
Mammon: “Gah! I didn’t even do anything this time!”
MC: “Wait…the triffid has a RAD badge…did the trap turn the Student into a triffid?!”
Mammon: “Y’know…I think I’m gonna not piss off Thirteen…”
MC: “She launches bazookas at Solomon, and you didn’t already come to that conclusion?”
MC: “Hm? Yeah, I found it in the desk. We should check some of the other clas-“
Alarm: “Mammon Morningstar! You are in violation-“
Mammon: “Shit! Habit, sorry!”
Demon B: “How the hell did you-“
MC: “You know, Mammon, I’m gonna regret telling you this because I don’t condone it, but your pickpocketing skills are actually impressive.”
Mammon: “Yeah? Took you long enough to learn to appreciate my skills!”
Barbatos: “There you are…”
MC: “Uh-oh? Why uh-oh? What did you do?”
Barbatos: “Did you really think you could use the chaos of this event to pocket a few things without us noticing?”
MC: “I was right, I immediately regret my words…”
Diavolo: “Barbatos! Look what I found!”
Barbatos: “Young Master, I’m currently dealing with a—what is that?”
Mammon: “They disappeared!?”
MC: “Well, that takes care of that…for now…let’s find some more eggs before your final reckoning.”
Mammon: “Don’t say it like that, that’s terrifying!”
You and Mammon scrambled to find a few more eggs, setting off a few more alarms as you went, which was par for the course by now.
Mammon: “We’ve got a pretty good amount, right?”
MC: “Yeah, definitely…it won’t win but-“
Mammon: “I’ll have to carry you! Tell me where to go—“
Alarm: “Mammon Morningstar! You are in violation of the rules! Illegal transfer of eggs is prohibited!”
Mammon: “What the fuck? For holding you? Does that count?”
MC: “I consent to egg custody!”
Alarm: “Registered. Egg count totals twenty-seven.”
Mammon: “Hell yeah! Didn’t realize we’d gotten so many combined. Though I guess they’re mine now…that alright with you?”
MC: “Yeah. I hid a lot of these anyway, so we’re technically cheating.”
Mammon: “Pft— ahahahaha, we’re two of a kind, aren’t we, MC?”
MC: “I guess we are, hehe. Let me show you the other spots before Dia gets back and catches us.”
Mammon: “It’s nothin’…just…why do you call him Dia?”
Mammon: “Yeah, but ain’t it too cutesy for friends?”
MC: “I dunno? It’s not like I’m dating anyone.”
MC: “You’re right, I could be…”
There was a long moment of silence where you stared at him, waiting for him to break the ice, but it didn’t happen; instead, his brothers caught up to you, blocking your exit from the classroom.
Asmodeus: “There they are!”
Mammon: “Oh shit, I’m jumping. Hang on tight, MC!”
Asmodeus: “I have wings too, Mammon!”
Leviathan: “I don’t! Don’t leave me!”
Asmodeus: “Levi, let go, they’re getting away!”
[RAD Courtyard]
Mammon: “Ugh, another close call…”
Mammon: “Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”
An alarm blared over the RAD speakers, announcing there were only ten eggs left.
Mammon: “Dammit! We’re almost out of time…where do we look?”
MC: “I’m betting people are avoiding certain spots thanks to Beelzebub.”
Mammon: “Good thinkin’, let’s go!”
Mammon: “What the hell happened in here…?”
MC: “More like who happened…”
MC: “Oh, hey Beel…this looks like a Ghibli scene that traumatized me during my childhood…”
Mammon: “What? He’s just stuck in gelatin? How has he not eaten his way out of it yet?”
MC: “Are those slimes? Like from Levi’s anime?”
Mammon: “Looks like it…weird.”
Solomon: “How smart…setting eggs with this kind of trap where she knew Beel would be.”
Solomon: “Hello, my lovely apprentice, are you having fun?”
MC: “Yes! Now stay back! This is our territory!”
Solomon: “Oh? Don’t worry, I’m no threat. I gave my eggs to Luke.”
Mammon: “Why would you do that?”
MC: “Doesn’t matter! Come on, Mammon, let’s find the eggs. There’s at least one with no trap left in it that should be safe to take.”
Alarm: “MC Morningstar! You are in violation of the rules! Illegal transfer of eggs is prohibited!”
MC: “M-me? Is this Beel’s egg?”
Solomon: “Did it just call you a Morningstar?”
Mammon: “Haha, it yelled at you, too! Good going!”
MC: “No, it’s not, cause if these eggs are taken, then-“
On queue, the RAD speaker system announced that all remaining eggs had been found and instructed everyone to gather in the courtyard.
Mammon: “Huh? Don’t beat yourself up over where the eggs were…even Solomon came looking.”
Mammon: “‘sides, it wasn’t about winnin’ right?”
MC: “Did you forget there was a reward?”
Mammon: “I did…dammit…”
[RAD Courtyard]
Diavolo: “Alright, everyone! I thank you all for your eager anticipation and the great lengths you went to to find our hidden eggs!”
Diavolo: “I had great fun watching you all, and I hope you had just as much fun participating.”
Asmodeus: “Ugh, there you two are. You managed to find that many eggs while giving us the run around?”
Mammon: “You’re too slow.”
Leviathan: “No, Mammon, you of all people don’t get to call us slow!”
Mammon: “What does that mean!?”
Lucifer: “Both of you shut up!”
Diavolo: “I am pleased to announce that in third place is none other than one of our talented Student Council officers, Mammon!”
Mammon: “Huh!? We made it on the podium?”
Mephistopheles: “He doesn’t deserve it after shoving an arm down my throat!”
Mammon: “When the hell did I do that?”
MC: “Wait, were you the plant thing? A triffid?”
Mephistopheles: *blushing* “…I’m done discussing this!”
Lucifer: “Good job, Mammon. By the way, we’re talking later.”
Luke: “He doesn’t look very happy that he won?”
Solomon: “Hehe, look how Barbatos and Lucifer are glaring at him.”
Simeon: “Yes, well, that’s probably his own fault…”
Diavolo: “In second place is none other than our brightly shining celestial realm exchange student, Luke!”
Mammon: “Well, yeah…didn’t Solomon give you all his eggs or something?”
Mammon: “You don’t know?”
Luke: “I don’t remember much after the bunny showed up…”
Mammon: “What’s with that look, you’re scaring me!?”
Diavolo: “And it comes as no surprise to me, in first place is our very own Student Council vice president, Lucifer!”
Simeon: “Good job, Lucifer!”
Raphael: “I can’t believe he found more eggs than what the three of us gave Luke combined…”
Solomon: “Just what you’d expect…”
Diavolo: “And here is your prize, Lucifer, our very first trophy for our annual Easter egg hunt!”
Lucifer: “Pardon me? Annual?”
Diavolo: “Yes, did I not make that clear?”
Lucifer: “I believe I was promised a reward from you as well?”
Satan: “Don’t start with that!”
Lucifer: *sigh* “Well alright…”
Mammon: “Where’s my sticker?”
MC: “You want a sticker? Really?”
Mammon: “If it’s from you, yeah.”
You whisper into his ear, only loud enough for him to hear.
MC: “You’ll get much better than a sticker later.”
Luke: “Simeon, Mammon turned red? Is he mad he lost?”
Simeon: “I’m not sure that’s it…”
The first Easter in the Devildom came to a close with Mammon being forced to do most of the cleanup as punishment for light to severe arson he committed during the chaos of the egg hunt.
As promised, when he returned home, you were waiting for him in his room, ready to give him a reward and end the day on a more pleasing and far less chaotic note.
As you lay in bed, you couldn’t help but worry that you were forgetting something.
MC: “We got Beel out of the gelatin, right?”
MC: “I feel like we’re forgetting something…”
Belphegor: “Why am I…in a bush…”
Belpehgor: “…zzz.”
[Mammon’s room]
Mammon: “If you forgot it, can’t have been that important, right?”
MC: “I guess…sweet dreams, Mammon.”
Mammon: “Hehe. Sweet dreams, MC.”
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