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[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[towerofglass]

[mtfoss]

House is pregnant

[lacefuneral]

good for him!!!!

[lacefuneral]

it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

[lacefuneral]

all VERY good suggestions!

[emilyhopebunny]

Have a listen to my choral setting of text post memes that originated right here on tumblr!

My piece, Copypasta (performed here by the First Readings Project) is in three movements and uses these texts:

Spiders Georg by @reallyreallyreallytrying

Hot Plum by @utopians

I Think That's Beutiful by @nerdgul

Sheet music is available here.

(If your choir performs this piece, please let me know!)

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[heroineimages]

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

[onbearfeet]

THINE IS ALSO GRAMMATICALLY EQUIVALENT TO YOURS.

“It is yours” and “It is thine” differ only in their level of formality.

[2balt]

I've been giving this writing advice to a lot of my friends lately so I'll do a mumbling post about it here.

You gotta play dolls with your characters.

Slap them in AUs, make silly fanfiction, make "what if?" senarios. You gotta recreate the feeling of taking your toys out as a kid and improv-ing a story on the spot. You'll get a sense of what makes them who they are outside of their main storyline.

Take a piece of yourself, expand and explore upon it. Create characters and storylines that are love letters to those you've cared most about. Take that little ball of hate and/or despair and give yourself a little therapy lesson.

Be bored! Be frustrated! Be unsatisfied! "Someone should make a story about ___" YOU should make that story! If you aren't satisfied with the media you see, make for yourself the story you DO want to see! Don't worry about how others will view it. For right now, for right at the beginning, the only way you're gonna make progress is if you're having a bit of fun.

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[taiwanmelay]

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

[talos-stims]

trying to groom her brother | source

[sky665]

[eerna]

*baby chieftain voice* “FOOLISH”

[pokemon]

Please handle Mudkip with care 🥹

[vetur02]

Male Gerudo outfit needs more love ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ (testing a few settings in ps)

[beyond-the-pale-deactivated2023]

Cameraworks, by David Hockney, 1984 

Paul Bench

[gingerwonderwild]

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[h4nds4ndwich]

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

[dreamerwriternstargazer]

*sighs* it took 15 minutes to find these credible sources and kick your condescending ass into the dirt

Ulnar tunnel syndrome occurs when of the main nerves to the hand is compressed at the wrist. The condition causes numbness and tingling in t

Further info:

Background/objective: The detrimental effects of smartphone addiction impair hand functions and pinch strength. One prominent issue is the o

[netherator]

you're kidding me, not that long ago I swear I saw someone with sources can this bullshit

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Was the "someone with sources" the person who linked a shallow, shitty article vaguely talking about something completely unrelated on tiktok, and you saw the confident post and didn't bother actually reading the source and just assumed that it debunked this unrelated thing because they said so?

[xshinina]

Pst, I see dead people