The Book Of Stace 💙

Looking to die. Hit me up 🥲😜 When you got no friends so you make another blog for no reason

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If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

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how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

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Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) The Wind Rises (2013)

[palindromic-geek]

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

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Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

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hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

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Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

[infestationofmymind]

i really needed this one tonight

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omfg

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Do it!!!

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I need to cry

[its-murderous-business]

EVERYONE DO IT

[wormsdyke]

I fully expected to be Rick rolled and I was instead very, very pleased

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DO IT

[yolkygoblin]

@fairyfairypie @fadeslikewhispers @tobilovesturtles

[riverdalelockscreens]

this is so pure

[exmellivorinae]

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

[a-windsor]

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

[exmellivorinae]

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

[a-windsor]

YOU ARE WELCOME

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ONE (Simple)

reblog if you save/use please!!  

open them to get a full hd lockscreen  

do NOT repost,edit or remove logo!!!

Copyright to the rightful owners

Cr: Boo

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the notes are broken 😂

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes. 

[stacesaid]

send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

[stacesaid]

Dream 03132017'

I’m visiting a friend addy and I noticed she moved out of her parents home. She showed me her apartment and I ask about my keyboard and she said i don’t use it anymore cuz I bought a new one so I ask for it back and she said oh yeah I’ll hand it back rn. (She didn’t give it back )

As I stared out her room I notice another room door open, it looked creepily inviting but a crate blocking the way and so I ask her what is that room and she said oh there use to be another lady who lives there but she never comes home anymore. It’s weird tho cuz rent is still paid for that room monthly.

I left her place to be back at my place with other friends and we chilled till one of friend had to pick up her sister from school cuz her sister texted her. Usually a tutor drops off the sister. But according to the friend, today is the fourth day so the mom is supposed to pick her up at the same time I got a text from her mom saying can you get the mail. I paid no mind how weird that text was so I got the mail from her place.

I became Igor and had a giant coffin luggage and I went to this underground apartment and the door to enter was a hobbit asking for a password then he knocked at the wall to form the door to get in. and I had about 500k on me and I tried to haggle with the realtors cuz first I said I'll take the whole place for all I got and no payment but they thought of long term tryna make me pay monthly and extra.

I was in class and they were teaching about history and how ships invaded islands to become what it is now. The teacher brought out a map and it moved with the ships talks. Then it became the class. We were on one of those island and all of us were tryna fish. The island was kinda small but the water was clear and the sand was lightly tanned. There was a nice breeze. So as I was just wading my hand around a octopus grabbed it as it was trying to swim as quickly as possible but for some reason it didn't let my arm go as it was "on the run" so I was trying to make it let go while I tried to throw it on the pan/grill so it can cook. The octopus was twice the size as me so like 10 feet ish. One of my friend helped me cut it up and cook it. I was so hyped for the octopus cuz one it also serve me and my classmates as decent snack. As it was done cooking a random classmate kept munching on it while it was meant for everyone so I slapped him with a knife and started serving out the octopus. There was this table that had corn and the people who were serving broke it off the cob and just started throwing corn around and then my octopus became corn. At this time we weren't on the island fishing anymore. And we were back to the classroom setting.

Driving home at night there were these two ladies in suits in heels running at the same pace as each other in the lane I was on I was thinking of just going on the the right lane but these ladies were running pretty calmly for 35-40 mph ( O_O ). There was a car who was on my right and passes me and then two more ladies in suits and high heels showed up. As they were slowing down to surround my car. I wasn't about it and there wasn't any car around cept mine so I decided to go on the waiting lane an sped around them so I would reach my house but as I was doing that they ran faster like this was the matrix or something ☹️. ( I haven't watched the matrix in so long 🙃 ) As I reach my house, my car was a bike and I was 13-15 old? And it was day time and I had to cycle hard cuz there was this girl chasing me and she used to be my best friend (she kinda looked like Megan batoon) but the Secret Service brainwashed her cuz she was abnormally fast. And now she is chasing me and trying to bring me in even though I haven't done anything wrong. The Secret Service just wants to memory wipe of what happen to my friend. As I was cycling she reached up to me and tried to knock me down my bike and I kept saying to her is this what you want to do ? and after a couple times she manage to knock me off and i was caught. She put a handcuff on one of my hand and hers. And she left me to push my bike. I got to walk with her a bit while one of the bigger walk in front of us and since she always had a curious spirit she ask why I was being chased down and all I told her was I'm innocent and I'm not the one you should be looking for. I have thought of reminding her of me but it might have cause a scene. And idk if she realized then that I was her friend or she didn't realize she didn't lock the hand cuffs and she left me to walk in the back while she went up to talk to the bigger. But in my mind I just thought run. So I got on my bike and pedal but as I was crossing I notice one of the ladies in black who were chasing in a car trying to park and she saw me so I didn't know which way to turn. So as she was making donuts to see which way to rev it to hunt me down. I faked her out and I made it look I was going one way by ducking and speeding one way for a bit. Then I picked a car that could hide my bike and I hid under that car until the lady was off the street and it was safe to get up.

The End ?

[stacesaid]

02272017' My doodle in blue. Where his neck begins I have no idea. Was thinking about a turtleneck but then 🤔.

[stacesaid]

lol add me on Miitomo ! (:

Hi, it's Stace!

Let's be friends on Miitomo!

If you have the latest version of Miitomo, you can use this link to send me a friend request in the app:

https://support.miitomo.com/friend_code/82b011c819fd245b/e3d8d9e51a16bb1a3b638e133da6e7e6

(Link valid for 14 days)

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

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reblog to save a writer 

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excellent resource

[weallheartonedirection]

How to get out stains using other things

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TO SAVE A LIFE

[peachesannndgravy]

T is for Tracey (:

Rules: Answer the questions with the first letter of your name, then tag 10 people. If the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use the same word twice.

What is your name? T-R-A-C-E-Y!!!

A four-letter word? toil 

A boy’s name?  Trent (sexy fucker from Daria)

An occupation? Taxonomist

Something you wear? Top

A color? Teal

A food? Tacos!!!!!

A place?  Teotihuacan

Something you shout? Thank You!

A movie title? Tangled

Something you drink? Tequila

An animal? Tiger

A type of car? Toyota Tundra Truck <:o)

Title of a song? Talk Show Host by my beautiful RADIOHEAD

This was very fun! Thank you @aw–sugar for this. Enjoyed this before being swamped with hw =/  anyhow, I would like to tag: @edthomphilcolinjonny  @iamlittleblackdress @babiluvsyu @itslovestylinson @indierokkkers @bipolarlarryfan2 @jhlarry94 @nailakiss @thomandtofu @the-compass-and-the-ship @haznlousamelove28 @inbrowsingposition @whitecollar-girl @strawberry–pop @imjustanotherlarrie @straightguysdont2 @onedirectionyacunts @theyallbelongtoyourcreation @happilyharrison @iamthekarmapolice 

[stacesaid]

S is for Stacey :3

Rules: Answer the questions with the first letter of your name, then tag 10 people. If the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use the same word twice. What is your name? It’s Stacey. lol 
A four-letter word? Sand
A boy’s name? Steven Universe (: 
An occupation? Singer
Something you wear? Sandals 
A color? Scarlet
A food? Sandwiches 👌🏻 (I feel so hungry)
A place? Scandinavia 
Something you shout? Shut the fuck up :p
A movie title? Safe Haven (I’m cheating a bit lol)
Something you drink? Shots 😂😅
An animal? Snake
A type of car? Scion 
Title of a song? Stole the show by kygo This was very fun! Thank you @peachesannndgravy for this. I would like to tag: @mucho-masturbation @browsephsolren and whoever sees this lol

[stacesaid]

Thoughts 08142016′

Is it weird that I still consider you my best friend even though we don’t talk anymore? I’m just sad that I lost someone great. 

[stacesaid]

Dream Thoughts 08052016'

You made me feel special but I'm know I'm not the only one you treated this way. I might be telling you this now and I bet you aren't even listening cuz someone is flirting back with you. And you just see me as "another". What's funny is that someone in my dream told me this. And one of my friends got dared from a group of his mate and he had to nibble/kiss on my ear. So he walked to my table when I was having a normal chat. Then when my friend was about to do it. HE noticed and decided to say it then. >.>; HE was feeling jelly but sad jelly. (But dream Stace doesn't feel anything. Lol) and so dream stace said stop that tickles while laughing when friend was breathing down her neck whispering. Haha now that I'm awake. Was his words mine ?

[stacesaid]

06192016' Happy Father's Day My dad couldn't find the cup meant to hold up the flowers so he just made a hole 😂😂 My brother and I just laughed at my dad cuz he kept trying to find the hole. We went to visit my grandfather's grave. Since we all didn't know how to say "prayers". So we did a "walk prayer" saying 'may grandpa reach the heavens'