please please please

[ashfordvalleymemes]

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2025 ENDS.

The only rule is that I can’t reply, I can only post it! [x]

[staceylevcns]

NICKY-POODLES.

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite humans and the father of my dog-phew. I can't believe you've gone another year around the flaming rock that is the sun. Thank you for being the most amazing human ever.

Stacita

@nick-duval

[oliverjcnes]

Is anyone else hyped about the Lord of the Rings trilogy coming back to theaters next month or is it just me? Like for real, am I going into this solo or do I have a group of people who are gonna join? I'm not sure if the local theater is doing it, so we may have to hit up one of the bigger theaters in Allentown, but if they are going to have it at Stardust, we can definitely stick to supporting local businesses. Either way, I am ready to compile a list of who all is going so we can make carpool plans.

[staceylevcns]

Ive been prepping for it by figuring out which outfit I can wear to maximize as many snacks as possible. I want to be able to eat my weight in food while I watch- you know, channel my inner Merry and Pippin.

[elijahwildex]

Fair enough — I won’t judge anyone else’s cryptic era, I just know my limits. Nice to meet you, Stacey. I’m here for work, mostly — museum job, which I realize sounds either very cool or very boring depending on who you ask.

[staceylevcns]

Knowing your limits and playing within them are very important, kudos to you my guy.

I think thats pretty cool! Is it like a curator job or do you do guides?

[nick-duval]

Duh, of course he has to have a name. That's Terrance the Turtle.

I'm SO telling Mom you think she'd be the bad cop. You're not wrong, she definitely would, but I'm also going to take it entirely out of context to prove to her that you still like me better, and you can't stop me.

[staceylevcns]

Terry for short, or just Terrance?

She'd take it as the compliment it is!!! I do like you better though (please dont tell her that) because you're my best friend. It'd be a little weird if I liked your mom more than you... well maybe not, considering how much food she feets me, but - you know what I mean.

[stellaschue]

He still has all his teeth, it's just the eye that he's missing. I might have to try wrapping it up in cheese slices and see if that works, since he's Mr. Picky Pants about his food.

It's like looking into the future at what I'll be like in twenty years, if I was a dog and also only a foot tall.

You totally should, Stace. 10/10 do recommend. And if you don't get one for yourself, bully someone else into getting one and mooch off of them.

[staceylevcns]

He's Mr. Picky Pants!?!?!? What doesn't he like? I'm so intrigued by him now.

But how would you lose the eye?

I might be a little too everywhere to get a pet, maybe i'll bully Nicky into another one... OH!!! Or Stevie.

[stevie-evans]

Stevie: Well… now I can’t unsee the hairy, creature-like aunts in Practical Magic. That midnight margarita dance scene definitely hits different with that in mind. I suppose you can be the goofy, hairy aunt, and I’ll volunteer as the bookish uncle who brings snacks and overthinks everything. Stevie: Also, are you excited for Tamale Fest? When is it happening? And, very important question… does the dessert have to be tamale-shaped?

[staceylevcns]

Stacey: SEE WHAT I MEAN!? ITS PERFECTION. Stacey: Bookish uncle with snacks is also top tier (although we need to work on the overthinking brotato) Stacey: UH YA. It's the 13th and i'm taking a sugar cookie cheese cake NOT tamale shaped. Stacey: I promise to bring you and Samwise some tamales if there's extras (whuch im sure there is)

[capnsoapy]

good grief, i cannot recall the today's date! perhaps yvette nicole brown can help me out,

[windup-angel]

[newfluffytown]

[elijahwildex]

I’m told the polite thing to do when you settle into a new community is to say hello, so… hello. I can’t promise I’ll be the most interesting person in your feed, but I can promise I won’t post cryptic quotes about heartbreak or vague song lyrics. You’re welcome in advance.

[staceylevcns]

Whaaaaale hallo!

I kind of enjoy those cryptic quotes, but I appreciate the promise my dude.

I'm Stacey, welcome welcome!!! What brings you to this part of the land?

[owenchang]

For the most part, I'd say he's pretty well-behaved. So I don't think he'd have too much trouble actually getting down the aisle itself. That being said, he is a pretty excitable little guy, so I may have to work with him on being a bit more calm when he does it so he doesn't run all over the place.

[staceylevcns]

Could you have someone at the end of the isle with treats so that he has a clear direction? That way he can be cute and excitable but like, in the way you want him to be.

[nick-duval]

That's a dangerous challenge you're giving me there, Stacíta.

...I have a powerful need for that turtle sticker now. AND a gold star. Motivation unlocked.

I'm not scary! Not as long as they treat you like a queen and make a decent living and have honorable intentions and communicate all of that effectively without ulterior motives or ego! That's not even asking that much, imho.

[staceylevcns]

It may be dangerous, but I have no doubt that you'll pass the test!

You're so cute Nicky. I expect you to have a name for him if/when you get him.

Uh.... You and your mama could be scary I think! Like you'd be the good cop, and she'd be the bad cop, but still - SCARY.

[nick-duval]

Do I trust you to pick the song? Or is that giving you too much power?

OMG do I get a gold star sticker for my efforts too??

Hey now, if you think I'm gonna grill anyone who's clearly not good enough for you, Mom will put me TO SHAME. You've not lived until you've faced the full judgment of a Mexican mother bear protecting her cubs.

[staceylevcns]

As much as I want to say yes, I'm going to let you have that priviledge. Surprise me Nicky!!!!

Impress me and we'll see. If you dont get a gold star, you'll as least get one of these guys

...... So note to self. Dont let you OR mama Duval know about any parters bc you guys might scare them off. Rip to them, they'll miss out on the most wonderful fest of the year.

[nick-duval]

If sound effects are mandatory, could I interest you in a personal voice recording? I don't sing much anymore outside of trips to Troubletones with Jeff, but drastic times call for drastic measures.

Duh. I already have a sheet of gold star stickers ready and waiting. I am also very motivated by gold star stickers, lest you forget.

Oh, I know she loves you more than she loves me, she's not even subtle about it anymore. And she will be very focused on feeding you, so brace yourself well in advance.

[staceylevcns]

OOOOOH Yes. I need some pazzazz in it, but a voice recording could/will definitely be appreciated.

Good. Very good. I know you are Nicky-Poo. Why do you think I'm trying to get you to make this powerpoint so good??

I cant wait for like 10 years from now when I bring a SO around and she interrogates them - since i feel like she'd do that. I'll prepare well in advance, dont worry Nicky. I dont mess around when it comes to tamale fest.

[nick-duval]

There will be clip art, Lil S. And ANIMATIONS. And GIFS. And also graphs and charts and statistics, because I'm still me.

I am SO proud. It brings a tear to my eye. Gold star sticker for you, Stacíta.

Next Saturday, pretty much all day starting around lunchtime and until we're all stuffed and have whole trays of tamales to take home, naturally. You don't have to bring a single thing except yourself, though -- and I've been told in no uncertain terms that I don't have to bring anything except you, either, which I think is slightly suspect since it implies that I don't have to bring myself, but I'm choosing not to take it personally.

[staceylevcns]

What, no sound effects!? NICK!!!!! C'mon man.

I expect a gold star the next time I see you. I want it big enough that it can go on my phone case so that I can bask in your praise.

It's in my calendar, in caps, with 5 different reminders because I refuse to miss it.

.... I think your mom loves me more than you sometimes, and I wont lie, it makes me giggle and happy. HOWEVER. I will be bringing something considering I plan on gaining like 10lbs from all the food i'm going to eat.

[stevie-evans]

Stevie: What makes you think you won't be married to someone who will flee the mountains with you? Both of you can grow massive amount of hair and appear in countless blurry pictures and videos. Stevie: It's one of those lazy Sundays. I opted to not do any deliveries this morning. I'll get back to it this evening. Had one too many drinks last night. Not a regret, it was fun. Stevie: How about you, sistatot?

[staceylevcns]

Stacey: I've only ever had 1 succesful relationship and it lasted less than a year. I'm destined to be the weird goofy aunt. Like the aunts from practical magic but hairy and creature like. Stacey: Ooooo look at you!! I'm glad you had fun. You deserve the rest. Stacey: I'm online Christmas shopping and trying to figure out a dessert recipie for the infamous Tamale Fest.

[matt-schue]

Holy shitballs, are you Universal Studioes Grinching me?!?!?

[staceylevcns]

........ Maybe