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Want me to yeet Martini into the Kilauea

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Yeah all I’m seeing are those box x’s.

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it says ‘i really fucking do’ in italics

Yeet yeet motherfucker

Yeeting me is still incredibly unnecessary!

Where the FUCK is Happy

Why do you think I have anything to do with that?!

Because I have a theory that you’re very manipulative, you piece of shit. And a certain text message has told me that I’m most likely right

Now, where the FUCK is Happy?

I have absolutely no fucking idea what you are talking about!

You’re gonna regret fucking with my family, Addinson.

I. Haven’t. Done. Anything!!!

Bullshit.

I. Don’t. Know. What. You’re. Talking. About!

Garrett? What’s going on? Do I need to help? Knock heads?

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I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

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If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

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Saw it again right under the other still gonna do it

#not rp #not rp related #lynn stacy

@thespectacularbidermanpeter @academiccqueer @theatri-cal @bluebolts @garrett-country-fan I know it’s not what we usually do, but I figured y’all would be interested in it. @my followers, however small that pool may be, please reblog this as well! Thanks,

Lynn Stacy.

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Hi everyone!

Us in the AU RP are looking for a few new characters to help further the plot. Here are some that we think could be helpful. If you’re interested in any of them, please contact me. Thanks!

Bruce Banner (MCU)

Ned (MCU, Spider-Man: Homecoming)

Cisco Ramon (The Flash)

Devoe (The Flash)

Music Meister (The Flash)

Joe West (The Flash)

Iris West (The Flash)

Nick Eisner (Love, Simon)

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i’d just like you all to know that cartoon network has all five seasons of the original teen titans available to watch for free on their website

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SPAM THAT SHIT UNTIL THE VIEW COUNT IS BEYOND WHAT THEY EXPECTED!!!!

Martin is, like, the worst, right?

INSANELY so. I tried to let him down easy the first time, but now he’s just being a little bitch about it. He needs to move the hell on.

Or you need to realize what’s in front of you.

FUCK👏OFF👏

One day…

SHE SAID STOP

SO STOP

Please stop.

Stop. Or else.

I’m not quite sure who you are but thank you random threatening presence!

I’m Lynn Stacy- I think Peter or MJ may have mentioned me? I once pulled a knife on a bully, so I’m glad to help here, too.

Martin is, like, the worst, right?

INSANELY so. I tried to let him down easy the first time, but now he’s just being a little bitch about it. He needs to move the hell on.

Or you need to realize what’s in front of you.

FUCK👏OFF👏

One day…

SHE SAID STOP

SO STOP

Please stop.

Stop. Or else.

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“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Gtt ugh

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……. bastard energy

wtf

Is there something wrong with my profile, Speir?

So many! So many things! Wrong!

What “things”?

Nothing you did benefited me at all?????

I think it did benefit you. Also, “things” implies plural, you pointed out only one, a defunct one at that.

1. It didn’t. Fuck off

2. My name is spelled spier

3. You’re not super unless “super dude” means super fucking annoying

4. Get fucked

1. It did. You’re just too blind to see the benefits.

2. How certain of this are you? Linguistics say otherwise.

3. I am, in fact, very super. ;)

4. That’s not a legitimate point.

1. Then name some asshat bc I’m pretty sure being forcibly outed and thrown in to the worst period of my life isn’t a benefit

2. Are you. Saying. I don’t know how. To spell my own name.

3. Get fucked ;)

4. No u, and in case you missed it the first time, get fucked and leave me and my friends alone

1. You know the benefits; you just don’t want to admit it.

2. I’m saying. Linguistics. Are not. On your side.

3. I’m more super than you are, that’s for certain.

4. That’s still not a legitimate point, and therefore should not be a part of this conversation.

You’re literally just too stupid to hold a conversation with

That color scheme is atrocious

You must have bad taste. I happen to think the colour scheme is charming.

It looks like puke

It does not!

It sucks, dude. But, then, I suppose that’s why it fits you.

It’s certainly not Puke! It is a nice lime green!

The green is not the problem. It’s what you paired it with!

I chose a tasteful and gorgeous shade of orange. Some people just don’t have good taste.

No. The green and the orange are good colors. I love green and orange. But that shade of green and that shade of orange clash so much. Your blog looks like puke.

Dear lord. Even @thespectacularbidermanpeter has better fashion taste. Martini I’m coming for you.

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Pride snakes are finally available!! I can make a pride snake version of every pride gecko or dragon I have. The ones pictured above are just examples.

LGBTQ+ Pride Snake Amigurumi Crochet Toy (Choose one)

I’m autistic and disabled. The money is going toward paying for medical expenses. Please signal boost. Thank you. <3

The Story Starts

Her hair was up and so was the radio. She and Garrett sang along as they headed back to Bram and Owen’s. They had just picked up the New York Crew and dropped them off at the picnic area with everyone else and headed back to get the boys and the rest of the desserts. Garrett hopped out the car, “Guys! Hurry up! Spier’s already there, bro!” He ran up and grabbed the peach crostatas. “Let’s go!”

Lorelei laughed. “He’s just anxious cause Cal was there too.”

@owen-saurus @blue-bolts

@theatri-cal @thespectacularbidermanpeter @academiccqueer @superspier @abbycadabra-is-bi

MJ had been practically glued to Peter, she didn’t know why but she was very nervous. So of course they were cracking jokes. She had the hat on that Abby had got her for her birthday. She never used it outside of Georgia, her curly hair going out through the back of it. A bounce in her step as she walked to them. When she saw Abby she immediately ran to hug her. Feeling like she was almost floating as she was finially with her girlfriend.

@abbycadabra-is-bi @thespectacularbidermanpeter

“MJ!!”

Abby was the personification of an exclamation point. FaceTime was nothing next to being with her partner, being able to see her in person.

“Oh, you’re wearing the hat! God, i missed you so much! Can I kiss you, or would that be weird?”

@academiccqueer

“Of course you can kiss me you goof” She connected their lips almost immediately after she finished the sentence, not being able to stop herself from smiling into it. She loved just being next to Abby, everything felt brighter. She had almost forgot the feeling of being with her which she never wanted to do.

@abbycadabra-is-bi

Abby leaned into the kiss, smiling hugely. After a disgusted yell from Simon, though, she pulled back.

“Screw off, Spier! We gotta deal with you and Bram being stupidly cute all the time, it’s our turn now!”

She kissed MJ one more time before heading over to the picnic tables, holding their hand and swinging it between them. @academiccqueer

MJ rested her head on Abby’s shoulder as they sat next to each other. She waved to the others with her free hand. She loved the happy unity vibe they all had.

“So what do we have to eat?” She asked closing her eyes as she felt the sun against her skin

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“Fuck if I know. Meat? Pie, we have pie. I brought some chips.”

She relaxed into the comforting position.

“Oh, by the way? I invited Thor, so that should make things interesting. I told him he could bring a plus-one, too.”

@academiccqueer

@lord-of-thunder-and-lesbians

“Thor has arrived, I hope the food is plentiful and the company more so!” already with a handful of chips and a mug of beer.

He drops the chips in favor of pulling peter and mj into a hug, “hello little midgardians”

@abbycadabra-is-bi @academiccqueer @garrett-country-fan @thespectacularbidermanpeter

MJ chuckled, he actually came. Wow.

“Hey Thor! Thanks again for the axe”

#rp post #love lynn stacy #love academicc queer #love the lord of thunder and lesbians #love theatri cal #love the spectacular bider man #love garrett country fan #love avengers #love marvel #love abbycaddabra is bi

“Damn. Thor gave you an axe?” Lynn said, sticking their head out of the car. “Impressive. I brought candy, just FYI.”

Pete. Peter. I had the best idea. Instead of giving Bram the web shooters, I use them, and we make the web fluid conductive. Boom- instant Taser! -💖💖Abby

OKAY, now i kind of want to try that, it sounds very cool @abbycadabra-is-bi

I dont know if I should ask you not to make a taser or if i should ask you to tase Martin with it

The latter! It’s gonna be the best thing ever, just you wait @theatri-cal

Good to know. Im excited

Now THIS I love.

#love marvel #love lynn stacy #love abbycaddabra is bi #love the spectacular bider man #love theatri cal #love garrett country fan

Hey, can I have a pair for, uh, idk research? I’m need to tase Martin

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there is no heterosexual explanation for this

Shaggy looks so very worried oh my gosh no Freddie you innocent child

I. Uh. Garrett, I. Really didn’t need this. Um. I. Okay?

IF I HAD TO SEE IT SO DO YOU.

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No? That’s not the way it works?

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there is no heterosexual explanation for this

Shaggy looks so very worried oh my gosh no Freddie you innocent child

#love lynn stacy #love garrett country fan #love marvel #love avengers

I. Uh. Garrett, I. Really didn’t need this. Um. I. Okay?

You + Peter should do a duet cuz u both have good voices/play an instrument

Im actually learning the ukulele right now! Im really down for a duet with @thespectacularbidermanpeter if he wants, I just want to be able to play along if/when we do

Yeah, @theatri-cal i would love that but How is it that i am just hearing about you learning to play The ukelele because that sounds like The cutest thing ever and i need to see that.

Aww thanks. I just got it like a day ago. I only have 5 chords down but when a learn a song count on me serenading you with it

Aww, really? That would be the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me, why are you the cutest person alive?

Hi yea umm? Just gonna go to bed soon so I can learn the sappiest love song I can on my ukulele cause Peter decided to be the most amazing person alive™ and hes like,,, at least 45% of my self control

@thespectacularbidermanpeter best believe I wasnt kidding about the sappy ukulele serenade

you just keep on getting cuter, this is seriously so sweet and adorable 💖 💗 💕

#love marvel #love lynn stacy #love the spectacular bider man #love theatri cal

God I wish I could sing

Here’s the deal. I care about Peter a lot (I’m sure you do to) & I don’t want him to get hurt. You seem like a good kid, but good kids hurt people too sometimes. I know from experience. Peter’s this light. He inspires everyone to be better. & I don’t ever want that light to dim. If you dim that light, even just the slightest bit, I’ll be very, very upset. Do you understand what I’m saying? I just want to protect him, even though I know he doesn’t need me to. And I just want him to be happy. -HH

Trust me Happy. If I make Peter’s light dim even a little bit, I probably wont be able to forgive myself until it was back to normal, or brighter. Peter makes my light brighter than ever and thats all I wanna do. Make his brighter. Because thats what Peter Parker deserves.@happyhogan1234

Glad we’re in the same page with that. And you’re saying all the right things, and I want to like you. You seem like a really good young man. I just want to let you know, if I ever catch a hint of anyone I care about’s unhappiness I will find that source of unhappiness, and I’ll go for a drive with them. I give them 2 blocks to explain why the person I care about is sad, (I’ll give you four, because I like you, and so does Peter) and then I drop them off back where I picked them up from (because I’m not going to leave them there, I’m not like that). I hope this will never happen with me and you, I mean that genuinely. And I really want to believe that if I picked you up from school, or wherever and told you that Peter was unhappy, you and I would find the reason and stop it, together. I always considered you to be the most levelheaded of the kids, and the most responsible. I respect you, Cal. You’re a great kid. Don’t hurt Peter. Make him happy. @theatri-cal

I promise. Thank you @happyhogan1234

Okay, now that we’ve had “the talk”, I have so many embarrassing stories about Peter @thespectacularbidermanpeter that I am ready to tell. Just let me know, I have been waiting for this moment for so long. @theatri-cal

PLEASE HAPPY

Ok this is happening. There was this one time where we were in Italy and Peter and I had to share a room. So one morning, Peter is practicing hanging upside down with his web, and the lady comes in to clean up and just sees Peter casually hanging from the ceiling. He literally says, “hey,” and waves, then realizes what’s happening and goes into panic mode. She freezes, he freezes, she screams, Peter screams; she falls, he falls. I had to buy her silence with a super large tip and a promise that I would email her boss to get her a raise, but it still makes me laugh to this day. @theatri-cal

Thats Peter alright. God hes adorable

I have another one. This doesn’t even have to do with his powers. This was before his “Spidey Sense” as it’s been called was fully developed. He was watering Aunt May’s plants that’re on her balcony and also inside, and he couldn’t figure out how to turn on the hose so he was staring directly down it to see if the water was was working and it just started spraying in his face. He couldn’t figure out how to turn it off, and didn’t turn it away from him (still have no idea why). I’m not proud of this (it was very entertaining), but I just let him struggle for a couple minutes before walking over, turning it to the right and shutting it off. (He was turning it to the left). He was completely soaked through. It’s one of my favorite stories. @theatri-cal

@thespectacularbidermanpeter you Bi disaster youre too cute stop it

i have so many feelings about all of this

first of all @theatri-cal you are cuter and your answer was SO sweet, i don’t even know what to say, i just hope i can make your light brighter as well because you deserve that too.

also @happyhogan1234 you are also so sweet, thank you for caring so much about me but you have nothing to worry about, cal is already making me happy and he is a great, still it means a lot.

BUT ALSO YOU HAD TO SHARE MORE EMBARRASSING STORIES???

From all this, I am seeing how great Cal is. It’s just, you know how protective I get. I don’t like to see the people I care about get hurt. I’m glad you’re okay with me being protective. Some people aren’t. I care about you a lot, Peter. You’re a great kid. And you deserve everything you want. And you’ll get it, BECAUSE of everything you’ve gone through and how great you are. Okay, now past the serious stuff, I have been waiting to share these stories. I have so many that I am ready to share with @theatri-cal and you cannot stop me! :) @thespectacularbidermanpeter

thank you so much, that means a lot, you are great person and i completely understand and appreciate that you are protective of me, i know that’s how you show you care @happyhogan1234 -WAIT A SECOND THERE ARE MORE STORIES

YES!

So many, kid. There’s the time when you were trying to play football with the kids at Midtown and you miscalculated your jump and you stepped on Flash’s face while in midair. He was so shocked. There’s also the time when I caught you trying on my sunglasses in the middle of the night and I came into the room because I heard you. I’ve never seen you freeze so fast. (Those sunglasses have a camera in them, I got the whole thing on video). If I can find the card, I’ll look for the video, but it might be gone. What a shame. Shall I go on with the stories? @thespectacularbidermanpeter

I say you should

@happyhogan1234 that first story is an example of why i should i never be near any type of sport and yeah in the second one i pretty much became the meaning of deer in the headlights that’s true.

@theatri-cal believe it or not i do hope he finds that video because i did look good with those sunglasses

Found ‘em! (Yes, I had two pairs). The first one is worse quality because it was one of the first pairs that Tony @earth-is-closed-today made back in 2008 (I’m a sucker for sentiment). Still don’t know how he got the sword… I have a feeling it has something to do with MJ @academiccqueer, am I right?

@thespectacularbidermanpeter @theatri-cal

That’s classified information, but I can say Peter likes photo shoots

#love the spectacular bider man #love academicc queer #love avengers #love marvel #love lynn stacy

Back in kindergarten I was being a little shit and refusing to share my reese’s peanut butter cups with Peter so he broke one in half and ate it. That was also the day we found out that Peter had a mild-to-moderate peanut allergy.

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ice cream asks

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chocolate: when was your first kiss?

french vanilla: how old are you?

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

cheesecake: what's your zodiac sign?

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

chocolate chip: what's your most popular post?

bubblegum: books or movies?

pistachio: manga or anime?

salted caramel: favorite movies?

birthday cake: favorite books?

moose tracks: favorites for manga?

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

black cherry: four words that describe you?

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

toffee: a card game that you're good at?

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

dark chocolate: turn ons?

fudge: turn offs?

peach: how do you relax?

praline: a popular book you haven't read yet?

superman: do you like sweaters?

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

mint: the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

#love lynn stacy #love stacy man

Ask away

((Please specify if you’re asking Lynn or Ghost Spider))

If you saw a friend being made fun of for being aromantic, what would you do? - One Of The Georgia Crew

I’d fight them, like if I was there and I saw someone picking on someone I’d tell them off and if they don’t leave I’ll bitch slap them. Simple as that.

I’d pull a knife, tbh.

Lynn no-

lYNN YES

I’ve done it before, albeit in a slightly different context.

You fight them until they apologize if they don’t then you pull out the knife.