Welcome To Hell

Yo I’m MJ, I’m genderfluid so any pronouns work, I’ve got a bunch of dork friends here plus my amazing girlfriend. So send in asks and I can answer them. (Apart of the Love, Avengers au)

[ghastly-poppies]

Question

Why is no one talking about the rainbow flag that got shown at the love fest in brasil?

I mean,, all the original colours are there (plus a inclusive white stripe with a very lovely meaning!)

Isn’t it beautiful? look at it hanging there, representing all these lovely people! It’s so colourful, it only can spread positive vibes!

And since I couldn’t find the flag in a good size, I made one quick!

What do y'all think?

[chubby-aphrodite]

combination?

[michael-is-my-aesthetic]

If y'all reblogged the first one y'all gotta reblog this one

[moon-night-among-ruins]

Yess

[writhe]

[garrett-country-fan]

Operation: Dadnapped

Garrett nodded and wiped at his eyes. He stood up.

“Okay. Okay, Bram’s talking on the phone already, I guess. Come on. We gotta go to Toni’s.”

@theatri-cal

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal stood. He grabbed his things and headed towards the door.

“Sounds like a plan. Lets get going.”

[garrett-country-fan]

He opened the door for him and followed him out.

It didn’t take long for them to get there.

“Okay, look for a phone. Once we find it, we’ll meet up with the others at the bakery. There’s a secret safe room in case of emergencies. I think this counts as an emergency.” He said. He started looking around for it.

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal nodded and turned away from Garrett to look. He couldnt look as hard as he wanted to, as his mind was reeling. His mind kept going to Peter and Abby instead of the phone. He kept thinking of things he probably shouldn’t be thinking.

[garrett-country-fan]

“It’ll be okay, Cal. It has to be. We just… We just gotta find the phone, find out what happened to Happy, and save him if need be. The others are probably fine. Deep breaths, man. Deep breaths.” He told him. Then, to himself, really, “Oh! Gosh, I’m an idiot. I can just call the phone.” He pulled out his own and called Happy’s.

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal did as Garrett said and calmed down before tuning in to his surroundings for Happy’s phone. He turned to the sound of ringing.

“Over there, I think I hear it.”

[garrett-country-fan]

He went over to where Cal pointing. He searched the stairs and stood abruptly when he found it. However, he whacked his head on the railing as he did so.

“Found i- Ow!”

[theatri-cal-blog]

“You okay Garrett? That sounded like it hurt,” Cal said as he walked over to where Garrett was holding his head, “ You found it though? Where-”

Cal leaned down and saw the the phone. He picked it up and held it out to Garrett.

[garrett-country-fan]

He rubbed the back of his head and stood up. “Ah, yeah. Thanks.” He took the phone. “… It.. looks like it’s locked..” He sighed. “We should head to Sookie’s now. I’ll let you into the safe room and wait for the others in the front. Sound good?”

[theatri-cal-blog]

“Sounds great. Lets get over there so we can call and let everyone else in too”

[garrett-country-fan]

He nodded. “Alright, this way, man.” He lead him over to Sookie’s. “It’s, uh, kind of.. hidden. There are only two ways to get it. From the outside and the inside. We gotta go in from the outside to get the spare keys. The outside entrance is, you know,” he rubbed the back of his neck, “it’s a family secret. So, you can’t. Like. Tell anyone about it. Anyways..” He walked over to one if the many rose bushes lining the sides of the building. “If you look closely, two of these bushes aren’t actually rose bushes. They’re fake.” He grinned a little and move them, revealing… dirt. He bent down and brushed some of it away. Eventually, a small, wooden trap door was visible. He opened it and gestured for Cal to head in. “Use your phone for a flashlight and I’ll be right down.”

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal immediately pulled out his phone with wide eyes and followed Garrett. He turned his head from side to side, taking in the genius of the set up.

“Garrett this is amazing. How did you guys come up with a set up like this? I wouldnt have known it was fake unless i really looked for it. Of course ill keep this a secret I feel like im in a spy movie.”

He turned to Garrett and made a motion of locking his lips with a key.

[garrett-country-fan]

“… We maaay have seen The Goonies one too many times. Which is why I suggested this place. Oh! Here we are!” He ran ahead and opened a door. He went in and felt around for the light switch. The lights flickered on like old grade school ones. It was a little dusty from lack of use, though that was probably a good thing, but it was otherwise clean. There was a wooden table in the middle and off to the side, a love seat and matching couch. There was a counter with a sink and a microwave, a few cabinets and a mini fridge on top. The room was a cool grey-blue. Near them, a few sets of folding chairs. Garrett opened the drawer nearest the chairs and took out a set of keys.

“Okay, I’ll be right back. I’ll be up front to let the others in through the door over there.” He nodded to the other door. “That way I can hide the outside entrance again.” He gave a closed eyed grin. “There are snacks in the cabinets and water in the mini fridge. Be right back!” He left out the way they came.

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal nodded and sits. He turns his head to look around the room before giving into temptation and walking around, looking at everything. He opens the cabinets and fridge to rummage and shuts them empty handed before sitting again and succumbing to his thoughts.

[garrett-country-fan]

@academiccqueer @pantastic-nora @who ever else I’ve forgotten to tag f u ck y'all I’m sorry @blue-bolts

As he waited for the others, he sent a text to Bram to meet them all there when he could and one to his Mom explaining the situation. He also asked if she could send them all some pizza. She said she would and if anyone needed to crash at their place or the safe room, she had some extra sleeping bags.

[academiccqueer]

Took a minute for them to get there but they did it. They walked in, a bell going off from the door that made them smile faintly, they scanned the room looking for the two boys. Once they spot them they walked on over not entirely sure what to expect from all of this.

“What do you guys need?”

[garrett-country-fan]

He frowned and put Happy’s phone on the counter with his own. His was opened to Happy’s last text.

“Any idea what Happy’s password is?”

[academiccqueer]

“I could try a few things but I would probably get it locked out… why?”

Mj looked at Happy’s familiar phone case, nothing complex but still unique. They hadn’t really thought about his password before. It could be anything really, any date he found significant to his life. Mj definitely didn’t know all of those.

[garrett-country-fan]

He was silent for a moment, steeling himself for an onslaught of worry and other unpleasant emotions he knew would come off of them.

“He’s.. He’s in trouble, MJ.” He said quietly. “Do you know how long he’s been working for Tony? Or how long he’s known him? Maybe it has to do with that?”

[academiccqueer]

“I- I think he’s been there for more than five years but I’m not sure exactly. If he told me I don’t remember,” They stopped for a moment trying to calm their thoughts of a million things that could be wrong, “what happened?”

[evilnation]

[boymercuryx]

It helps when you divide labor by interest and ability rather than by your genitals.

[garrett-country-fan]

Operation: Dadnapped

Garrett nodded and wiped at his eyes. He stood up.

“Okay. Okay, Bram’s talking on the phone already, I guess. Come on. We gotta go to Toni’s.”

@theatri-cal

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal stood. He grabbed his things and headed towards the door.

“Sounds like a plan. Lets get going.”

[garrett-country-fan]

He opened the door for him and followed him out.

It didn’t take long for them to get there.

“Okay, look for a phone. Once we find it, we’ll meet up with the others at the bakery. There’s a secret safe room in case of emergencies. I think this counts as an emergency.” He said. He started looking around for it.

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal nodded and turned away from Garrett to look. He couldnt look as hard as he wanted to, as his mind was reeling. His mind kept going to Peter and Abby instead of the phone. He kept thinking of things he probably shouldn’t be thinking.

[garrett-country-fan]

“It’ll be okay, Cal. It has to be. We just… We just gotta find the phone, find out what happened to Happy, and save him if need be. The others are probably fine. Deep breaths, man. Deep breaths.” He told him. Then, to himself, really, “Oh! Gosh, I’m an idiot. I can just call the phone.” He pulled out his own and called Happy’s.

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal did as Garrett said and calmed down before tuning in to his surroundings for Happy’s phone. He turned to the sound of ringing.

“Over there, I think I hear it.”

[garrett-country-fan]

He went over to where Cal pointing. He searched the stairs and stood abruptly when he found it. However, he whacked his head on the railing as he did so.

“Found i- Ow!”

[theatri-cal-blog]

“You okay Garrett? That sounded like it hurt,” Cal said as he walked over to where Garrett was holding his head, “ You found it though? Where-”

Cal leaned down and saw the the phone. He picked it up and held it out to Garrett.

[garrett-country-fan]

He rubbed the back of his head and stood up. “Ah, yeah. Thanks.” He took the phone. “… It.. looks like it’s locked..” He sighed. “We should head to Sookie’s now. I’ll let you into the safe room and wait for the others in the front. Sound good?”

[theatri-cal-blog]

“Sounds great. Lets get over there so we can call and let everyone else in too”

[garrett-country-fan]

He nodded. “Alright, this way, man.” He lead him over to Sookie’s. “It’s, uh, kind of.. hidden. There are only two ways to get it. From the outside and the inside. We gotta go in from the outside to get the spare keys. The outside entrance is, you know,” he rubbed the back of his neck, “it’s a family secret. So, you can’t. Like. Tell anyone about it. Anyways..” He walked over to one if the many rose bushes lining the sides of the building. “If you look closely, two of these bushes aren’t actually rose bushes. They’re fake.” He grinned a little and move them, revealing… dirt. He bent down and brushed some of it away. Eventually, a small, wooden trap door was visible. He opened it and gestured for Cal to head in. “Use your phone for a flashlight and I’ll be right down.”

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal immediately pulled out his phone with wide eyes and followed Garrett. He turned his head from side to side, taking in the genius of the set up.

“Garrett this is amazing. How did you guys come up with a set up like this? I wouldnt have known it was fake unless i really looked for it. Of course ill keep this a secret I feel like im in a spy movie.”

He turned to Garrett and made a motion of locking his lips with a key.

[garrett-country-fan]

“… We maaay have seen The Goonies one too many times. Which is why I suggested this place. Oh! Here we are!” He ran ahead and opened a door. He went in and felt around for the light switch. The lights flickered on like old grade school ones. It was a little dusty from lack of use, though that was probably a good thing, but it was otherwise clean. There was a wooden table in the middle and off to the side, a love seat and matching couch. There was a counter with a sink and a microwave, a few cabinets and a mini fridge on top. The room was a cool grey-blue. Near them, a few sets of folding chairs. Garrett opened the drawer nearest the chairs and took out a set of keys.

“Okay, I’ll be right back. I’ll be up front to let the others in through the door over there.” He nodded to the other door. “That way I can hide the outside entrance again.” He gave a closed eyed grin. “There are snacks in the cabinets and water in the mini fridge. Be right back!” He left out the way they came.

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal nodded and sits. He turns his head to look around the room before giving into temptation and walking around, looking at everything. He opens the cabinets and fridge to rummage and shuts them empty handed before sitting again and succumbing to his thoughts.

[garrett-country-fan]

@academiccqueer @pantastic-nora @who ever else I’ve forgotten to tag f u ck y'all I’m sorry @blue-bolts

As he waited for the others, he sent a text to Bram to meet them all there when he could and one to his Mom explaining the situation. He also asked if she could send them all some pizza. She said she would and if anyone needed to crash at their place or the safe room, she had some extra sleeping bags.

[academiccqueer]

Took a minute for them to get there but they did it. They walked in, a bell going off from the door that made them smile faintly, they scanned the room looking for the two boys. Once they spot them they walked on over not entirely sure what to expect from all of this.

“What do you guys need?”

[garrett-country-fan]

He frowned and put Happy’s phone on the counter with his own. His was opened to Happy’s last text.

“Any idea what Happy’s password is?”

[academiccqueer]

“I could try a few things but I would probably get it locked out... why?”

Mj looked at Happy’s familiar phone case, nothing complex but still unique. They hadn’t really thought about his password before. It could be anything really, any date he found significant to his life. Mj definitely didn’t know all of those.

[garrett-country-fan]

Operation: Dadnapped

Garrett nodded and wiped at his eyes. He stood up.

“Okay. Okay, Bram’s talking on the phone already, I guess. Come on. We gotta go to Toni’s.”

@theatri-cal

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal stood. He grabbed his things and headed towards the door.

“Sounds like a plan. Lets get going.”

[garrett-country-fan]

He opened the door for him and followed him out.

It didn’t take long for them to get there.

“Okay, look for a phone. Once we find it, we’ll meet up with the others at the bakery. There’s a secret safe room in case of emergencies. I think this counts as an emergency.” He said. He started looking around for it.

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal nodded and turned away from Garrett to look. He couldnt look as hard as he wanted to, as his mind was reeling. His mind kept going to Peter and Abby instead of the phone. He kept thinking of things he probably shouldn’t be thinking.

[garrett-country-fan]

“It’ll be okay, Cal. It has to be. We just… We just gotta find the phone, find out what happened to Happy, and save him if need be. The others are probably fine. Deep breaths, man. Deep breaths.” He told him. Then, to himself, really, “Oh! Gosh, I’m an idiot. I can just call the phone.” He pulled out his own and called Happy’s.

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal did as Garrett said and calmed down before tuning in to his surroundings for Happy’s phone. He turned to the sound of ringing.

“Over there, I think I hear it.”

[garrett-country-fan]

He went over to where Cal pointing. He searched the stairs and stood abruptly when he found it. However, he whacked his head on the railing as he did so.

“Found i- Ow!”

[theatri-cal-blog]

“You okay Garrett? That sounded like it hurt,” Cal said as he walked over to where Garrett was holding his head, “ You found it though? Where-”

Cal leaned down and saw the the phone. He picked it up and held it out to Garrett.

[garrett-country-fan]

He rubbed the back of his head and stood up. “Ah, yeah. Thanks.” He took the phone. “… It.. looks like it’s locked..” He sighed. “We should head to Sookie’s now. I’ll let you into the safe room and wait for the others in the front. Sound good?”

[theatri-cal-blog]

“Sounds great. Lets get over there so we can call and let everyone else in too”

[garrett-country-fan]

He nodded. “Alright, this way, man.” He lead him over to Sookie’s. “It’s, uh, kind of.. hidden. There are only two ways to get it. From the outside and the inside. We gotta go in from the outside to get the spare keys. The outside entrance is, you know,” he rubbed the back of his neck, “it’s a family secret. So, you can’t. Like. Tell anyone about it. Anyways..” He walked over to one if the many rose bushes lining the sides of the building. “If you look closely, two of these bushes aren’t actually rose bushes. They’re fake.” He grinned a little and move them, revealing… dirt. He bent down and brushed some of it away. Eventually, a small, wooden trap door was visible. He opened it and gestured for Cal to head in. “Use your phone for a flashlight and I’ll be right down.”

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal immediately pulled out his phone with wide eyes and followed Garrett. He turned his head from side to side, taking in the genius of the set up.

“Garrett this is amazing. How did you guys come up with a set up like this? I wouldnt have known it was fake unless i really looked for it. Of course ill keep this a secret I feel like im in a spy movie.”

He turned to Garrett and made a motion of locking his lips with a key.

[garrett-country-fan]

“… We maaay have seen The Goonies one too many times. Which is why I suggested this place. Oh! Here we are!” He ran ahead and opened a door. He went in and felt around for the light switch. The lights flickered on like old grade school ones. It was a little dusty from lack of use, though that was probably a good thing, but it was otherwise clean. There was a wooden table in the middle and off to the side, a love seat and matching couch. There was a counter with a sink and a microwave, a few cabinets and a mini fridge on top. The room was a cool grey-blue. Near them, a few sets of folding chairs. Garrett opened the drawer nearest the chairs and took out a set of keys.

“Okay, I’ll be right back. I’ll be up front to let the others in through the door over there.” He nodded to the other door. “That way I can hide the outside entrance again.” He gave a closed eyed grin. “There are snacks in the cabinets and water in the mini fridge. Be right back!” He left out the way they came.

[theatri-cal-blog]

Cal nodded and sits. He turns his head to look around the room before giving into temptation and walking around, looking at everything. He opens the cabinets and fridge to rummage and shuts them empty handed before sitting again and succumbing to his thoughts.

[garrett-country-fan]

@academiccqueer @pantastic-nora @who ever else I’ve forgotten to tag f u ck y'all I’m sorry @blue-bolts

As he waited for the others, he sent a text to Bram to meet them all there when he could and one to his Mom explaining the situation. He also asked if she could send them all some pizza. She said she would and if anyone needed to crash at their place or the safe room, she had some extra sleeping bags.

[academiccqueer]

Took a minute for them to get there but they did it. They walked in, a bell going off from the door that made them smile faintly, they scanned the room looking for the two boys. Once they spot them they walked on over not entirely sure what to expect from all of this.

“What do you guys need?”

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[blue-bolts]

RP Update

((OOC: Hey everyone! I know the story really came to a halt, but we’ll be up and running again soon. Unfortunately, we won’t be able to post anything from the Simon blog for the foreseeable future. In the meantime, Simon will be residing on this blog. If a response/reblog/conversation piece has [SIMON] in front of it, it’s from Simon’s perspective. Otherwise, it’s all Bram. Watch out for some epic changes and new characters coming soon! I’m super excited

Also please specify who asks are aimed at from now on - anything unnamed goes to Bram ))

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[vonisv]

[kieradoe]

So I guess y'all aren’t gonna fix the porn bot invasion huh

[dynastylnoire]

^^^^^^^^^

[psycho-caulbearer]

I was wondering the same thing!

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

since janelle has come out, y’all have called her “biphobic” for identifying as both bi and pan, or a “mogai libqueer” for the same reason. y’all have said she isn’t “really” gnc and that she’s very feminine and “wearing pants doesn’t make her gnc”. y’all have said she fits “eurocentric standards of beauty” and that she’s “not good gnc representation” because she’s thin. y’all have now said that she “extorts lesbians” and isn’t to be trusted. again, the only reason you pieces of trash get away with saying any of this is bc she’s a Black bi woman lol. 

[trapcard]

i think the oddest thing on this list how exactly a black woman fits eurocentric beauty standards especially one that’s janelle monae’s shade. that’s funny

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

skinny n little means european now

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[mkpeacemaker]

Visit Original Link

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

IM CRYING WTF

[shesellsseagulls]

I’m still laughing at the awkward hug that happens in the spiderman trailer !!!Peter is ready to accept any potential hugs that come his way Mr Stark!!!

[systlin]

Why do the people on Naked and Afraid never make shoes?

Like they’ve done that just barely a few times that I’ve seen. 

I’d be making sandals out of whatever was handy within, like, the first day. 

[luchagcaileag]

This is… actually really practical. Helps prevent foot injury or wear even with just sandals, and anything heavier would help with temperature regulation.

[systlin]

Like, grass/stick sandals are actually really simple to make. We used to do it as kids for fun. 

You just make a framework from sticks and weave grass in and out until you get a sandal. 

[systlin]

Like they are ALWAYS complaining about their feet but never make shoes. 

Fucking hell, even just tie some bark to your feet. 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

why is white supposed to be a ‘pure’ color? you know what’s white? crack cocaine. you know what else is white? 230+ years of systematic oppression 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i lost like 8 followers because of this lol bye

[chleopatraapaige]

Good get rid of the trash

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

You think you’re the one that gets to kill me?

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.