spider-mess

  {Part of the Love, simon/Marvel Au by Fuckmartinaddison man} Peter parker 16/ bi/ trans/ stark industries intern, don't ask how but i know that spiderman's spidey sense is just anxiety. 

[problematiq]

self care is watching every single john mulaney stand up on netflix every day

[tumbleblindly]

[stalactites]

and there’s nothing you can do about it!!

[chaoticskyy]

Gen Z Peter Parker definitely has a nerdy YouTube channel

“Hey guys!!! So I just found the COOLEST THING in the Dumpster!

“…AND THAts why Han Solo isNt StraiGht”

He also does superhero themed stuff

And is probably the biggest Black Widow Stan ever

“THE LEG THING!!!!”

He does a shit load of conspiracy videos Shane Dawson style

The constant theme of blamin things on Cishets

*he steps on a lego*

“Fucking STraiGhts”

Ned convinces him to make Spiderman have a YouTube channel.

He starts a pateron for Spiderman

Aesthetic as fuck Instagram for spidey

During NYC pride he swings over and takes pictures of himself

He posts them with “Bi-derman Bi-derman”

[i-should-be-making-homework]

STOP SCROLLING PLEASE!!!!

On 22/12/18 21:03 (local time) a volcanic eruption occurred, followed by a tsunami 24 minutes later. This happend in the Sunda Strait. Surrounding coasts of java and sumatra have been affected. It has been confirmed that the tsunami was caused by the vulcamo

People who fled the affected areas or have family there are asked NOT TO COME (back) there. Please listen to the advice of local authorities at all times if you are currently in one of the affected areas.

Please donate to help the affected areas!!!

“Awareness is awesome and important, but please actually help as well. Here is a list of charities you can donate to; even throwing them a small amount and signal boosting the link would have a huge effect if lots of people on here did this: https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=content.view&cpid=6781” (credit for this link goes to @muffinly)

Status as of 13:00 23/12/18

Killed: 62 (according to local authorities no foreigners have been killed so far.)

Injured: 600+

Missing: 20

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS!!!

UPDATE

Status as of 14:23 12/23/18 local time:

Killed: 168 (there is no guarantee that foreigners are not affected anymore)

Injured: 745+

Missing: 30

UPDATE (i dont have the time)

Killed: 222

Injured: 843

Missing: 28

UPDATE 24/12/18

Killed: 280+ (I have no specific numbers, but feel free to tag me if you do)

Injured: 900+

Missing: 35

UPDATE 24/12/18

Killed: 373

Injured: 1000+

Missing:128

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS!!!

Tagging blogs so this gets spread (not necessarily mutuals, mainly big blogs I know)

@gen-zed-for-non-americans @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @gen-z-culture-is @gen-zee @i-am-a-fish @a-happy-crusteacean @greenneerg123 @spacey-artist

[sketchlm]

The ‘A Very Spidey Christmas’ album is amazing for a number of reasons:

Miles having a legitimately good number but slowly getting more and more irritated that he doesn’t get any sort of pay for saving people

“Kinda weird I don’t get paid… I make my own web fluid. It’s not free!”

Miles plugging in his GoFundMe at the end of the song

Ultimate Peter Parker (the blond one) sounding incredibly excited to do a Christmas song until he has a random crisis of artistic integrity out of nowhere (still in tune, though)

“Why did I agree to do this stupid song… I have a degree in chemical engineering…”

Peter B. Parker (the hobo) repeatedly stopping in the middle of his song in order to ‘razz the crowd’ like a bombing comedian.

“Anybody here that I saved? Have I saved anyone here? Raise your hand if I saved you. Nobody? Anybody know anybody I’ve saved - raise your hand. …No? Great.”

[chaoticgood-m-deactivated202202]

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

[shesellsseagulls]

These movies and these mentor/mentee relationships are an absolute blessing..

[radical-aroace-ally-gone-deacti]

i only know the bare basics about spiderman (kid gets bit by radioactive spider) but

peter parker is trans

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i can’t stop thinking about that post about spiderman having a patreon. would he have benefit tiers? $1 guarantees weekly videos of him doing backflips somewhere Very Up High. Monthly goal is his rent with a promise like “if i have the bare minimum a human being needs to survive i guess I can keep fighting crime which is cool. mutually beneficially.” rumor has it that once someone sent him $1000 directly on ko-fi and he showed up at a birthday party but who knows.

$1 Access to Spiderman’s snapchat.

[heydocverdant]

Spider-Man seems like the kinda guy to show up to a kid’s birthday party solely to surprise children and eat cake, so whoever allegedly paid $1000 to do what he probably was already planning to do is either very kind or a fool

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

oh no he crashes children’s birthday parties all the time and gets party favor baggies. this was a 21st birthday party which was very stressful bc he kept stumbling over trying to politely refuse drinks bc he’s a good kid but while also not revealing he’s legally too young to drink

[heydocverdant]

Even better: just… a montage of Spidey’s excuses for why he can’t drink

“Sorry guys, can’t drink and swing”

“I’m, uh, the designated web-slinger!”

“I actually just finished consuming the liquified remains of a few carjackers, so I’m good thanks”

“…i can’t risk it harming my eggsac?”

“…no mouth”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

NO MOUTH

[morrithal]

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

[incorrect-into-the-spiderverse]

-Peter Parker, Into the Spiderverse (2018)

[blue-bolts]

R y’all rpers still active?

OOC: Good question. Tumblr keeps flagging my posts for no reason, so I haven’t been able to participate, we’re trying to figure out what happened to some friends who disappeared in real life, and, with school, everything’s a little messy. So ideally, yes, but it might take a moment to get us back on track. We’re working on it though, I think, and enough people wanna keep going that it should work!!

I miss being a Bram a LOT so we’re hoping for the best.

[protego-et-servio]

The point of voting blue in 2018 isn’t to make the US perfect. We cannot accomplish that in one fell swoop. There’s gerrymandering, voter apathy, voter suppression, and generations of older party-line fucks we have to deal with.

Voting blue in 2018 is to make it less immediately threatening for PoC, LGBT+ people, the disabled, and any other marginalized demographic. It’s a stopgap against Republicans who are aligned with Nazis, white supremacists, and sexual abusers.

Correcting politics in the United States is going to take decades of new voters staying on top of politics and not falling prey to apathy, like our predecessors. 

People telling you not to waste a vote on 3rd Party this midterm aren’t saying “never vote 3rd party.” Republicans have united behind one utterly heinous front. We need to unite behind Democrats, for the time being.

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

Carter: Hi, I'm Carter Addinson. Person: Oh, like Mar- Carter: Spelled the same, no relation. Martin, right next to him: I'm literally your brother? Carter, not even looking at him: No relation.

Carter is so ICONIC this is 100% canon

[peachsangrias-deactivated202010]

martin addison is THE ugliest character like from the time he says “hello fellow thespians” i want him dead

[prewars-deleted]

frankly i’m not surprised

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]