* WELL I'LL BE DAMNED.

he said " mr. motherfucker, you know who i am? " the barkeeper said, " no, and i don't give a good goddamn " PRIVATE / SELECTIVE RDR II OC / POORLY WRITTEN BY COFFEE he said , " well, bartender , it's plain to see , i'm that bad motherfucker called stagger lee. "

[vampirium-blog1]

 ———    do   you   not   think   that   there   are   things   which   you   cannot   understand  ,   and   yet   which   are  ;   that   some   people   see   things   that   others   cannot  ?  but   there   are   things   old   and   new   which   MUST   NOT   BE   CONTEMPLATE   BY   MEN'S   EYES  .

[staggeredlee]

hypothetically speaking. can you guys help me out?

[staggeredlee]

hypothetically speaking. can you guys help me out?

[staggeredlee]

he  walked  through  the  rain,  and  he  walked  through  the  mud till  he  came  to  a  place  called  the  bucket  of  blood  . stagger  lee  .  he  said  "mr.  motherfucker,  you  know  who i  am?“ the barkeeper  said,  ” no,  and  i  don’t  give  a  good  goddamn.“ to  stagger  lee  .  he  said,  "well,  bartender,  it’s  plain to  see  i’m  that  bad  motherfucker  called  stagger  lee.“   ━━━━━━━━━     MR.  STAGGER  LEE  !!

[selfsaving]

AGGRESSION   //   SEXUAL  TENSION .

acts  that  could  be  aggressive   //   or  a  little  bit  sexy   //   or  both.                     send  a  symbol  from  your  muse  to  mine.  feel  free  to  combine  actions  or  add  specifics  even  when  it  doesn’t  ask  for  it   !     can  send  non - sexually  as  well.

THREATENING

🔪   //   put  a  knife  to  my  muse’s  throat .

🖐️   //   put  a  hand  around  my  muse’s  throat .

👕   //   slide  a  weapon  up  under  my  muse’s  shirt     (   can  specify   ) .

👔   //   grab  my  muse  by  the  collar   &   pull  them  closer .

🔒   //   lock  my  muse  in  a  room  alone  with  your  muse .

🗩   //   verbally  threaten  my  muse     (   please  specify   ) .

PINNING

🔙   //   push  my  muse  against  a  wall .

📌   //   pin  my  muse’s  wrists  above  their  head .

🔵   //   grab  my  muse  hard  enough  to  leave  a  bruise .

🔑   //   handcuff  my  muse .

➰   //   tie  my  muse  to  a  chair .

⭕   //   restrain  my  muse  with  an  item  of  clothing     (   please  specify   ) .

🚨   //   push  my  muse  to  the  ground   &   straddle  them .

📢   //   tell  my  muse   ‘  stop  squirming   !  ’ .

🔗   //   otherwise  restrain  my  muse     (   please  specify   ) .

LIGHTER

👀   //   grab  my  muse’s  jaw   &   direct  their  gaze  towards  yours .

⚡   //   tug  my  muse’s  hair .

⚠️   //   bite  my  muse     (   can  specify  where   ) .

😏   //   give  my  muse  a  hickey .

✂️   //   run  fingernails  over  my  muse’s  skin   &   scratch  them .

💦   //   cover  my  muse’s  mouth .

DARKER

💋   //   give  my  muse  a  kiss  that  draws  blood .

🗡️   //   cut  my  muse  with  a  knife     (   can  specify  where   ) .

💀   //   kidnap  my  muse .

😶   //   put  a  hand  over  my  muse’s  nose   &   mouth .

💥   //   tighten  something  around  my  muse’s  throat  that  restricts  their  blood - flow  /  oxygen  supply     (   please  specify   ) .

[staggeredlee]

♤

* MANHANDLING MEME : OPEN

the  door   suddenly   shuts   right   in   front   of   him,  nearly knocking  lee’s   nose   right   off   of   his   face. he  had   been   ready   to   follow   a   dark   haired   woman   out of   the   room   she   ,   and   his   good   old   friend   arthur  ,   had   been   talking   in.   he   hadn’t   heard   her  name.   but   there   was   something   terribly   gentle   in   the way   she   looked   at   the   other   outlaw   ;   a SAD  TENDER   THING.  the  look   of   a   love   unspoken. and  what   man   wouldn’t   like   to   be   looked   at   like  that   by   a   beautiful   woman   ?   stag   had   tilted   his  head   all   the   way   to   the   side,   watching   her   walk  away,   trying   to   memorise   the   way   her   skirts RUFFLED as  her   hips   moved   with   each   step   she   took.   but   his  partner   in   crime   had   been QUICK  ENOUGH to  keep   his   mind   from   wandering   too   far   ahead   by  blocking   out   the   view   in   one   sudden  and CRUEL movement.               ❝     — ARTHUR  MORGAN   !  ❞           lee  exclaimed,   comically   outraged.    

       ❝       i   hope   you   ain’t   tryin’   to   get   me   trapped   in a   room   with   you   for   any SINFUL practices,  you   ol’   dog   !   you   gonna   have   t’a   buy   me  a ring first  if   you   want   tickets   for that kinda  rodeo.    ❞         stag   smiled   a   sly  smile,   the   humour   in   his   accusations   as   evident   as  the   rows   of   suspiciously   white   teeth   he   displayed   so often.           ❝        or   maybe,    ❞           but   slowly   he   leaned   over   the  door,   pressing   the   palm   of   his   gloved   hand   against  it   as   well,   pretty   much   mimicking   the   other   outlaw’s  posture.   leathered   fingers   calmly   drummed   against   the  wooden   surface.            ❝     you’re  concerned   gettin’   whatever’s   hidin’   under ‘em skirts   in   the   same   room   as   me,  hm?    ❞         

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[staggeredlee]

━━━ THE ROJAS GANG.

please do not reblog.

Founded less than 20 years ago by a group of young restless members of a bigger gang, the Rojas gang was known for being particularly violent and unpredictable. Although their prime objective was to pull big heists and gather up big quantities of money, the group would often vandalise and terrorise smaller communities for no apparent reason other than entertainment. But as they grew older their objectives became clearer and the killing of innocent civilians ceased altogether. Or it OUGHT to have ceased were it not for Stagger Lee, who often acted out without the rest of the gang’s consent and was more of a wildcard than a useful ally at a certain point. All of the gang members did agree that Lee needed to go. And they all agreed to poison him. But the plan failed. After spending some time battling with the worst case of diarrhea he had ever known, Stag decided to hunt down what he had once called his family. Casper and Eduardo have lost their lives to Stagger Lee. Lily is still at large. But he’ll find her eventually.

[staggeredlee]

me, pointing @ a mirror: do not make another rdr oc nobody needs that sTOP IT.

[staggeredlee]

random headcanons about stagger and “““relationships””” :

he’s overly flirtatious with 99% of humanity and actually seems to enjoy making others uncomfortable / awkward. stagger lee enjoys more the idea of chasing someone than the idea of an actual relationship.

he does often see prostitutes and has established a friendly relationship with several saloons across the country. except, you know, the ones he has burned down.

lee doesn’t care what gender someone is, if someone’s entertaining enough and there’s a possibility for pleasure, he’ll take it. everyone gets to suffer the annoying nightmare that stagger lee is.

being loved or hated by stagger lee is almost the same thing. there are no benefits on either side. he’s got a tendency to obsess over people. and being the target of stag’s attention is never a good thing.

also pls always remember that no matter how friendly he might get with you or how deep your talks might be or how many kisses and promises lee might make.......he’ll still sell you out for a corn chip. 

[reggaeradio]

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[bumbleshark]

are you a “hold my drink” person, or do you chug it before doing somethin wild

[slaughteringbunnies]

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[staggeredlee]

stagger lee will get everyone a nickname. what? you’ve only known him for 5 minutes? already has 10 nicknames you’ll absolutely hate. what? you’ve got a strictly professional relationship with the guy? too bad! you’re getting called a nickname. MERRY CHRISTMAS! NICK N AM ES FOR ALL!!

[staggeredlee]

❝ rigged games are the easiest to beat. ❞

* AMERICAN GODS MEME : OPEN

        sheriff “bobby  calloway” laughed,  showing   off   rows   of   large   teeth   at   the   other   man while   his   fingers   finished   rolling   up   a   cigarette.  lee   met   a   man   up   in   north   dakota   once   who   had  told   him   that   his   smile   didn’t   bring   any   comfort  to   him,   so   much   so   it   reminded   the   stranger  of chimpanzees. those  apes   showed   their   teeth   as   a WARNING to  other   members   of   their   kind   in   order   to   inform  them   that   some   fucked   up   shit WAS  ABOUT   TO   GO   DOWN.            ❝     well   if   that   ain’t  the   truth.     ❞         stagger  agreed   before   placing   the   rolled   tobacco   between   his  lips,   his   hands   now   busying   themselves   with   shuffling  a   deck   of   cards.   his   fingers   seemed   to   flick   cards in   and   out   of   existence,   piling   and   dividing   the  deck   so   quickly,   one   would   think THIS was  what   he   did   for   a   living.               ❝    problem   is,   my   brother,   this   game   ain’t  rigged. i’m  just   that   darn   good.    ❞         a   chuckle   followed.   this   time  the   smile   didn’t   quite   reach   his   eyes.   they   were  too   focused   on   watching   josiah’s   reaction.  something HUNGRY  WAITED   THERE in  the   depths   of   stagger   lee’s   being.   a   desire   to  test   his   luck,   watch   the   universe   bend   and   shift  between   the   aces   in   his   hand. stag  was   a   sore   loser. but  he   was   even   a SORER  WINNER.            ❝     what   you   say, magic  fingers   ?    ❞         he   slammed   the   cards   down   onto  the   table   between   them,   spreading   them   out   in   one  perfect   curve   that   followed   the   gesture   of   his   hand. an   unlit   cigarette   dangled   from   his   mouth   ...   his  addiction   to   nicotine   could   never COMPETE with  the   complicated   love   affair   he’d   always   had   with  gambling.   lips   curled   deviously   at   josiah.

                                       ❝     wanna  make   a   bet   with   uncle   lee?     ❞        

[ichorveiins]

AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode one - the bone orchard. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )

❝ no expertise can surmount a sea that does not wish you to reach shore. ❞

❝ wind can be reasoned with. ❞

❝ celebration was cut short. ❞

❝ only good thing about being in prison is the relief. ❞

❝ tomorrow can’t do anything today hasn’t already managed. ❞

❝ this country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. ❞

❝ no gallows dirt, no gallows deals. ❞

❝ you know, i’m not superstitious. ❞

❝ i don’t believe in anything i can’t see. ❞

❝ i feel like there’s a fuckin’ axe hanging over my head. i can’t see it, but i believe it. ❞

❝ i can see it fine. ❞

❝ prison has a way of trying to keep you in prison. ❞

❝ i smell snow. ❞

❝ i love you. something feels weird. ❞

❝ i love you too. what feels weird? ❞

❝ the air feels constipated, like if it’d just push out a storm, it’d be okay. ❞

❝ a hundred twenty hours till you’re home. ❞

❝ waiting for the sky to fall is gonna cause more bother than the sky actually falling. which it isn’t. ❞

❝ do not piss off those bitches in airports. ❞

❝ i guess this must be your lucky day, huh ? ❞

❝ you nervous ? ❞

❝ just sit back and be a bird. ❞

❝ i offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like i fucked your mom ? ❞

❝ you’re just the first person i’ve met who isn’t an asshole. ❞

❝ give me time. ❞

❝ what would you have done, my boy ? ❞

❝ seems like a firm decision made for good reasons, i can respect that. ❞

❝ you lost something vital in there, and not just time. ❞

❝ what might i call you, if i were so inclined ? ❞

❝ always good to meet a fellow traveler. ❞

❝ i usually end up getting what i want. on average, over time. ❞

❝ it’s all about getting people to believe in you. it’s not their cash, it’s their faith. ❞

❝ now, what’s keeping us aloft ? faith ? or newton ? ❞

❝ don’t rush into this, take your time. ❞

❝ there’s always work for a big guy who’s smart enough to know he’s better off letting people think he’s dumb. ❞

❝ by the end of your tenure, you could be the next king of america. ❞

❝ a man gets out of prison, he should be focused above all on not going back. ❞

❝ believe. ❞

❝ i don’t think i have the talent for it. ❞

❝ you … like me ? ❞

❝ i’m not what i once was. ❞

❝ you’re perfect. ❞

❝ i don’t know what i’m doing. ❞

❝ what man does ? ❞

❝ do something for me. worship me. ❞

❝ worship me. pray to me like i’m your god. your goddess. ❞

❝ you feel so good. i could keep fucking you forever. ❞

❝ say my name. ❞

❝ beloved, i worship your breasts and your eyes and your cunt. and i worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry red lips. ❞

❝ i am yours, my beloved. ❞

❝ go on, let go ! give me everything ! ❞

❝ i love you. ❞

❝ not that rushing into things can’t be a good thing … ❞

❝ sex rushed into tends to work out best for all involved. ❞

❝ okay, i’ve said ‘fuck off’ politely as many ways as i’m gonna. now i’m fixing to be direct. ❞

❝ what the fuck do you know about [ … ] ? ❞

❝ more than you, it seems. ❞

❝ i’m not gonna work for anyone who’s got worse luck than me. ❞

❝ call it. ❞

❝ rigged games are the easiest to beat. ❞

❝ you’re a little creepy, and you’re forward, and familiar, and i don’t like it. i don’t like you. ❞

❝ who’re you ? ❞

❝ i’m a leprechaun. ❞

❝ we don’t come from moscow, russia. or moscow, idaho, for that matter. ❞

❝ no details. ❞

❝ devil’s in the details. ❞

❝ do you know who he is ? who he really is ? ❞

❝ he’s hustling you. he’s a hustler. ❞

❝ damn right. i’m a hustler, swindler, cheater, and liar. it’s why i need assistance. ❞

❝ name your price. ❞

❝ how’d you do it ? ❞

❝ with panache. ❞

❝ simplest trick in the world. ❞

❝ i’ll fight you for it. ❞

❝ win or lose, and you will lose, it’s yours if you fight me. ❞

❝ can you feel the joy rising in your veins like the sap in the springtime ? ❞

❝ i wanted to be a part of your history. ❞

❝ it’s just anger ––– makes you feel like you can change the outcome. ❞

❝ [ … ] had the nerve to ask me what i wanted him to do with it. i told him leave it where it found it. ❞

❝ target would be more interesting than here. ❞

❝ if there isn’t some kinda life after death, i’m gonna be so fuckin’ pissed. ❞

❝ there is no closure from the dead. ❞

❝ i’m sorry for your loss, [ … ] , i really am. anyone tell you that yet ? anyone even hug you ? ❞

❝ hear me out, this is a good one. lex talionis. an eye for an eye. a blowjob for a blowjob. ❞

❝ jesus, who knew i could be so angry ?! ❞

❝ i am trying to get my dignity back here ! ❞

❝ don’t fuck with me, [ … ] ❞

❝ what’s he doing here ? what’s the plan ? what’s the game plan, man ? ❞

❝ how auspicious, you must be special. ❞

❝ [ … ] is history. forgotten and … old. ❞

❝ we have reprogrammed reality. language is a virus. religion, an operating system, and prayers are just so much fucking spam. ❞

❝ the dominant fucking paradigm, [ … ] , that is the only important thing. ❞

❝ by the way, i was sorry to hear about your wife/husband. tough break. ❞

❝ so, i will ask again: what is it [ … ] is up to ? ❞

❝ you saying you don’t know ? … would you tell me even if you did ? ❞

[staggeredlee]

if anyone misses justified i’m here sometimes too.