I look like a rotisserie shithead!

This is tumblr user bialystock-and-bloom's McElboy sideblog. Have fun, and kiss your dad square on the lips.

[stagnantboysoup]

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.

[palmer]

Tag urself as monster factory arcs

[sharksideofthemoon]

TAZ: Balance characters as @dril tweets

Magnus

Merle

Taako

Lup

Angus

Kravitz

Barry

Lucretia

John Hunger

Davenport

Killian

Carey

Sloane and Hurley

Roswell

No3113

Johann

Garfield

Lucas

Cassidy

June

Edward and Lydia

Purple Worm

Paloma

Sheriff Isaak

Sazed

Garyll

Tom Bodett

Lord Artemis Stirling

Spider Bryan

Hodgepodge

Fisher

Baby Voidfish

(thank you @dongvaljean who found so many of these)

[freshydip]

barclay, still reeling with a federal agent living in his safe haven, suddenly being faced with 20 wet old people asking to do aerobics in the hot springs

[gilver-tblr-deactivated20200808]

JUDGEMENT DAY

If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:

202-759-7766

If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites

-Google

-Wikipedia

-Twitter

-Uber

-Snapchat

-Spotify

-YouTube

-Facebook

-Netflix

-Gmail

-Soundcloud

-Instagram

-ALL online games and networks

-ALL online shopping services

-ALL online classes

-ALL the porn

Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media

-CALL: 202-418-1000

Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will

But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!

Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s out and show it

@shyvaporwave @chicagoxjapan @sangapmarii @cubedcoconut @cutestlesbian-pearl @baited-in @nacrepearl @whateverman97 @mr-universe99 @coolerdeath @shesavampirequeen

[cookie-dawgo12-deactivated20180]

NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.

[crooouton]

y’all should rb this to all of your blogs if you have more than one, just saying

[luvkirby4ever]

Coworkers: “Wow look at you listening to your podcasts all the time. How intellectual!”

Me: [awkwardly] “Haha thanks.”

Griffin McElroy, through my earpiece: “When you NUT IN SPACE, it PUSH YOU BACKWARDS.”

[the-canine-king]

he wanted it so bad

[travis-mcelroys-nails]

“I couldn’t decide between purple or opalescent. So I did both.”

[cool-eevee]

So how about that 400th episode

[klimtsonian-unofficial]

“you can’t be funny without being offensi–”

[oh-juno]

tag yourself are you 

Justin “I’m In Hell But This is Fine” McElroy,

Travis “I Went to Say Words and There Were None” McElroy

or Griffin “There Are Actual Tears In My Eyes” McElroy

[aujoule]

Terrible white male fantasy fans: You can’t apply human races to fantasy creatures, that’s why they’re always white.

Griffin McElroy: This is my werewolf oc he’s latinx and he’s going to be the president.

[apocahipster]

I have a theory for who might be possessing Uncle Oni

[spacemancharisma]

you think his tractor’s sexy

merle highchurch moodboard

[youcoolbaby]

[arialfont]

“I loved Jeremiah Blackwell. And he loved Anne. And when they got married, do you- Mr. Ryehouse, do you know… have you ever, in a moment, been the most happy and saddest you’ve ever been in your whole life?”

“If I had been with him… maybe I could have saved him, maybe it would… it’s my- I could have saved him and he’d still be alive, and I deserve to be in here, Mr. Ryehouse, I…”

[thecindercrow]

“Do you know what makes us [ghosts] laugh? […] One of the main things that we find funny over here is when human beings on the mortal coil believe they have the time to punish themselves for things that are not their fault.”

Justin McElroy, The Adventure Zone: Dust