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[markv5]

[naturalpalettes]

Mt Rainier

[sovietnam]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[adurot]

[astralplantt-deactivated2018032]

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[pep95]

demono

[dpdjohneggleg-deactivated201608]

((”Not just pizza”))

[cutest-angle-in-heaven]

((”but eternal damnation”))

[thestarsaredown]

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

[thatdisasterauthor]

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

[catchymemes]

Progression of Sobriety

Source: imgur.com

[rumble-and-roar]

Wholesome

[purplelittlemermaid]

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

[thegirlwiththeloontattoo]

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

[horrible-harlot]

holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.

[catsofinstagram]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[catbountry]

Bengal Simulator 2017

[mirab3lle]

“Dude…”

“WROW!”

“Dude its so early…”

[buzzfeedtasty]

[youthetrevival]

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Bitch I’m wet

[ryandevon]

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[ausimilation]

K. But I’m crying

[acerebral]

[xxziggystardust]

[jumpingjacktrash]

making my way downtown