Have A Nice Day

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

i have bras more supportive than you

[omghotmemes]

Happy 80th

[watchthirdlife]

wow i didn’t know they got married congrats

[frankaiden-deactivated20250908]

love wins

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Hate the glorification of toxic relationships on this fucking site

[sk-1522]

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[goodatyugioh]

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

[amodevotee]

Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have

Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him

[goodatyugioh]

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

[somekidinacoma]

His tag says “Long Boy Bob” 😂😂

[joyfultimetravelbanana]

Reblog= equals one pat For long boy bob

Like= more cat treats 

[erenia]

let’s say, hypothetically, i did the mash. and, for the sake of debate, let’s say it was a monster mash. would that, hypothetically speaking, mean that it would be a graveyard sm

[thebootydiaries]

i hate it here

[drakessimblr]

me: *buys a computer for my sim to use*

every single sim that comes over:

[brysheregrays-moved-deactivated]

I’m 89% caffeine and 11% sad

[zaynzaddy-deactivated20150908]

That equals 101% 😒

[brysheregrays-moved-deactivated]

89 + 11 = 100

[juliancuntablancas]

[psyducked]

taking a chance and making a move

[klefable]

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teuer]

queen

[gratuitousspits]

Where’s her paypal

[avocado--toast]

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

[stale-cheeto]

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[bronzhing]

[zaynmalif]

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[aquariushawty]

me in 2016